Post by Revy on May 19, 2019 2:13:51 GMT
Evelyn Bennett. New Girl on the Block. Yeah, I've been there. I remember like it just 2 month ago. It actually was just 2 months ago, but I like to think I helped paved a way here for women everywhere. Because you see, they wouldn't let me wrestle at first, for quite some time. I was an independent contractor. I didn't get health care. I didn't have paid vacations. I didn't even have a stable income until I had a ladder match, and it was through my Revy-lution, that a bitch like you can accept my challenge and come on this show and make a name for yourself. Bish, you better appreciate the struggle I went through the past couple of weeks to bring you here. It wasn't easy. Cameron is not an easy woman to nag, especially considering that I tried to hit on her man. See, gurl, that's how I role. I don't try to fuck to the boss, I try to fuck the boss' man. That's how hardcore I am. I ain't here because I know how to kiss ass, I'm here because I know how to kick it.
Lethal Takeover. This is special for me. This is amazing because I can say my career has finally truly taking off. When I started a few years back, I had various goals. The first goal was to make other people miserable. Check. The other was to prove that girls like me can do whatever any other woman can do, and bash each other's head in. But the 3rd goal, was to inspired girls that were not your 6ft blondes, fit, prodigy types. No, I wanted girls of all different shapes and size, especially the mis-shaped ones to dream and believe that, yes, there is a career out of beating the living shit out of those Barbie dolls. And Evelyn, when you stepped out and accepted my challenge, I couldn't even begin to express how I was feeling.
I was like, “DAMN, THAT'S A BIG BITCH!!” and I mean that. I sincerely do. You thicc. I've been trying to wrap my brains around all week, how the fuck am I gonna take you down? But I didn't have to think too hard about it. I'm not gonna distract you with food. I'm not gonna resort to military tactics or weapons to take you down. I'm not gonna use my time and resources to track your mama down, hold her hostage, and convince you to take a dive. Because that would be wrong. I knew that.... an hour later after conceiving of that plan. Nah. We gonna do this the good ole fashion way. You,me, that wrestling ring. We gonna dance. I'm gonna stomp on your face like I'm playing Dance Dance Revolution. No... Revy-lution. If I already used that pun, I am drunk at the moment. That's not an excuse, that just me being honest, and you see, Eve. Cameron. LAW. I've changed. I'm better than what I use to be.
Back then, I'd probably would had been like, “Gurl, you sure you ain't a dude pretending to be a woman?” But now, I'm just happy you ain't another Asian, and I'm thinking like, after this match, you and I, we go out for a drink, and come up with plans to deal with that issue. See, I'm open to the prospect and you and I, we can be friends, but I am gonna beat you. You might have like 30 lbs on me, but I can assure you that I have like 200lb of crazy on me, and you don't want none of that. Unless you into that kind of thing, then, damn, gurl, I like you. I've been looking for another girl that can keep up with me, and deep down, Evelyn, I really …. really... really hope you can do just that. Because if not, I'll be a sad Revy, and a sad Revy hits the really hard liquor and starts hurling hard objects at people's head and ain't nobody want to see me sad. What? I don't have a problem. You have a problem. It's called Revy and it's bout to get craaaaaaaaaaaazy up in this place. Lethal Takeover. Say hi to your mother for me. Never mind, I know where she is, I'll tell her myself. But best of luck, first big match. Don't be nervous. It's gonna hurt at first, but I assure you, It's not gonna last long, and you gonna be extremely disappointed. That's kind of how everyone's first time goes. But hey, put up them dukes and get right to it. Evelyn. Your possible new bestie, Revy.
P.S. Bring beer. I might go easy on ya.
Lethal Takeover. This is special for me. This is amazing because I can say my career has finally truly taking off. When I started a few years back, I had various goals. The first goal was to make other people miserable. Check. The other was to prove that girls like me can do whatever any other woman can do, and bash each other's head in. But the 3rd goal, was to inspired girls that were not your 6ft blondes, fit, prodigy types. No, I wanted girls of all different shapes and size, especially the mis-shaped ones to dream and believe that, yes, there is a career out of beating the living shit out of those Barbie dolls. And Evelyn, when you stepped out and accepted my challenge, I couldn't even begin to express how I was feeling.
I was like, “DAMN, THAT'S A BIG BITCH!!” and I mean that. I sincerely do. You thicc. I've been trying to wrap my brains around all week, how the fuck am I gonna take you down? But I didn't have to think too hard about it. I'm not gonna distract you with food. I'm not gonna resort to military tactics or weapons to take you down. I'm not gonna use my time and resources to track your mama down, hold her hostage, and convince you to take a dive. Because that would be wrong. I knew that.... an hour later after conceiving of that plan. Nah. We gonna do this the good ole fashion way. You,me, that wrestling ring. We gonna dance. I'm gonna stomp on your face like I'm playing Dance Dance Revolution. No... Revy-lution. If I already used that pun, I am drunk at the moment. That's not an excuse, that just me being honest, and you see, Eve. Cameron. LAW. I've changed. I'm better than what I use to be.
Back then, I'd probably would had been like, “Gurl, you sure you ain't a dude pretending to be a woman?” But now, I'm just happy you ain't another Asian, and I'm thinking like, after this match, you and I, we go out for a drink, and come up with plans to deal with that issue. See, I'm open to the prospect and you and I, we can be friends, but I am gonna beat you. You might have like 30 lbs on me, but I can assure you that I have like 200lb of crazy on me, and you don't want none of that. Unless you into that kind of thing, then, damn, gurl, I like you. I've been looking for another girl that can keep up with me, and deep down, Evelyn, I really …. really... really hope you can do just that. Because if not, I'll be a sad Revy, and a sad Revy hits the really hard liquor and starts hurling hard objects at people's head and ain't nobody want to see me sad. What? I don't have a problem. You have a problem. It's called Revy and it's bout to get craaaaaaaaaaaazy up in this place. Lethal Takeover. Say hi to your mother for me. Never mind, I know where she is, I'll tell her myself. But best of luck, first big match. Don't be nervous. It's gonna hurt at first, but I assure you, It's not gonna last long, and you gonna be extremely disappointed. That's kind of how everyone's first time goes. But hey, put up them dukes and get right to it. Evelyn. Your possible new bestie, Revy.
P.S. Bring beer. I might go easy on ya.