Post by sweetroxy on Jun 28, 2019 23:14:59 GMT
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The Dreamhouse -- a modern-themed mansion somewhere in California where The Dollhouse do their day-to-day activities. It’s got everything they need to ensure that all members of The Dollhouse are in the best condition, the best shape, and the best mood before they travel the world and go forth in their adventure as professional wrestlers! Sweet Roxy is by herself in DiVa’s recording studio, one of the rooms in The Dreamhouse. DiVa was out to advertise her newest album “Take on DiVa” so Roxy had the room to herself. She goes in the recording booth and notices a microphone hanging along with buttons in front of her that were turned on and ready to use. Rosanna sets down her vlogging camera to get a clear view of her before she begins to speak on the microphone.
Sweet Roxy: Hello! Welcome! Welcome! Welcome back to another live streaming event presented by yours truly! I know that you all have been curled up in the corners of your room waiting and anticipating the day Sweet Roxy does another live stream for you to enjoy, and out of the kindness of my heart, I will reluctantly give you what you want! But you know, THIS is a very special occasion. I am here right now in DiVa’s exclusive recording booth because that ball of sweetness always inspires me! Just yesterday, bestie DiVa always says to show kindness in the best way you can even when the people that admire you are poor and filthy and way below your level, and they end up being the miserable followers that they are -- they start to buy your merch, listen to your songs, and buy tickets to wrestling events just for you! It’s a wonderful advice! It’s a lesson worth keeping in mind! Which is why I am going to do that right now to show the world that Sweet Roxy is capable of generosity as I become a positive influence to my fans all over the World!
Rosanna presses a random button on the panel in front of her. It gives the sound effects of an audience applause. She seems proud.
Sweet Roxy: Today, Sweet Roxy will reach inside your chest and hopefully get a grasp of your beating heart. And hopefully, I can also reach inside your pockets, take your wallets and gather some cash from you silly fans! I know you have bills to pay and expenses to manage, but I guarantee that this is more important than any of that! More important than your rent, food or debts! More important than your savings!
Rosanna flips her hair as she continues.
Sweet Roxy: But don’t worry. It’s not for me! As you already know, I live a wonderful life without relying on the support of commoners like you. This is a charity live stream dedicated to the ones that are truly in need. It’s the beggars and bums that pretend to be wrestlers! The wannabe professionals that constantly lack the sense of style! They are the ones that waste the air that I breathe merely by existing! They are the trash wrestlers that will never measure up to my excellence, beauty and talent! Yup! You guessed it! It’s the miserable incompetent bitches that are about to face Sweet Winters at the LAW Homecoming! Don’t you find that heart-warming?
Rosanna presses another button and “Awww” sounds can be heard in the background.
Sweet Roxy: Say what you will about me, but I, deep in my heart, truly care about these people! I am capable of feeling bad, as you may know, because every single day that I see Jessica Rose, I can’t help but feel responsible that I didn’t take her under my wing so she can learn some sense of style! Yes, I know she’s older than me, but obviously her fidgeting monkey dance in the ring doesn’t do that fact any justice. Let’s not even bring up the fact that she wouldn’t be in this position without Sweet Winters, that’s just part of my incredible charity work that I don’t need any thanks for. But you know that every single time that you see her in the ring, especially main eventing a match that she doesn’t and will never deserve, you just want to vomit your heart out from how utterly disgusting she is from the way she talks, the way she walks and the work she does. But hey, the fans love her! Who doesn’t love a clueless doe-eyed deformed creature smiling to the kids before they notice the sign that says “Don’t feed the animals” right on her fence? Who doesn’t love the idea that a delusional scum of the earth actually believes that she could be the future of the wrestling industry and a Champion of LAW? That’s just crazy talk!
Rosanna presses another button from the recording panel, which initiates a laugh track combined with an applause.
Sweet Roxy: So there’s the crazy and there’s the repulsive. The second half of our donations will go to none other than the LAW Champion herself -- Roni De Vil! I know what you’re thinking, She’s the Champion of Havana Heights!
Rosanna tilts her head to the side.
Sweet Roxy: You know, to be honest with you, I have no godly idea what filthy pit of misery she crawled out of and what type of upbringing she had that made her such a foul-mouthed disgrace. Roni De Vil is the type of uptight fun sucker that was constantly bullied in school and often ate alone… She convinces herself that it’s because she’s sooo nerdy and unique, but it’s actually because she was naturally unlikable! She’s the type of gullible moron that got asked out to prom by the cutest guy in school, but later on his friends reveal that it was just a prank because realistically, no one really goes after the low-quality bitches. And that kids, is the reason why Roni De Vil is so miserable! She planned and schemed to go to a wrestling school so people can tell her how amazing and unique she is when she’s just another ordinary face with ordinary talents. Why do you think she even got the opportunity to be LAW Champion? She didn’t get that through skills and in-ring presence, she didn’t get it for whatever little talent she has! She got it because the owner of the Wrestling school she graduated from is currently in the management of LAW! You can’t tell me there’s not a single connection. You can’t tell me it’s not a conspiracy to boost the new students of that cheap dumpster of a school! You can’t tell me this is not injustice! But you know what? I can work around it! We’re fine! I can wait for my opportunity because I am the true hard worker with undeniable greatness and my purpose in this world is to walk over people like Roni De Vil! She doesn’t need support. She doesn’t need Championships. What she needs is anti-depressants, and she needs it now!
Rosanna takes a deep breath and smirks.
Sweet Roxy: Some bimbos can weasel their way into Championships like the fraud they are, but the game recognizes its master no matter what. So, my lovely audience, if you feel any concern at all. Any compassion in your hearts. Donate to this live stream for any amount that you could spare! Jessica Rose and Roni De Vil need it badly for medical expenses after I decimate and pulverize them and shatter whatever it is that keeps them marching forth. They also will need some psychiatric help for the trauma and effects of humiliation and loss to their mentality once they are defeated by Sweet Roxy and she walks off with the LAW Championship. Your money will be for a good cause! Sure, they’re horrible people and lord knows how they found their way to a wrestling career despite being terrible at their jobs. But we here at Lethal Angels of Wrestling are SISTERS and I’m just here to show all of you that we all look out for one another.
Sweet Roxy checks her watch.
Sweet Roxy: Ooof! Looks like we’re out of time! Thank you for joining me today, and please subscribe to my channel because we HAVE to reach a whooping 100 million subscribers! Also don’t forget to get your own copy of DiVa’s new album “Take on DiVa” before they’re finally out of stock! Use code ROXY4CHAMP and get a free limited edition pink skittles with Roxy’s face on it! See you guys next time!
Sweet Roxy waves goodbye to her vlogging camera as she presses the button on the panel for another round of applause. She then ends the stream.
Sweet Roxy waves goodbye to her vlogging camera as she presses the button on the panel for another round of applause. She then ends the stream.
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