Post by thedominion on Aug 9, 2019 3:03:02 GMT
(The camera starts up and we see Celes Dumont relaxing in an old high backed red leather chair in the middle of a room that the fans can easily identify as the room that her promo for this week's edition of LAW was held from. The self-proclaimed "Goblyn Queen" is dressed respectfully in a black velvet blouse and black dress slacks with her long hair done up with her right eye covered in some black Norse-style war paint)
"April Song...you are a very striking woman aren't you? I mean one moment you are attempting to prove your dominance over me with that title of yours and then the next moment as I'm celebrating my victory over young Miss Luna...you come in and hit me with your Swan Song." Celes says as she idly bounces her right booted foot off of her left leg. "I mean, I should be flattered that you think so highly of me that you had to try again to flirt with me like that...but honey, *HE* likes you in that way....not I."
Celes then stops bouncing her foot as she leans back in her chair.
"But let's be real for a moment here, shall we? You came to me, wanting an answer to if I'll step into this little match with you at this big show that everyone's been talking about...I want to add one teeny...tiny little addition to our match and it's one that I know you're going to just *LOVE*!!" Celes goes onto explain with a big grin on her face. "You see if you are going to put yourself at that kind of disadvantage, then I am requesting a special ref for the match...one that I know can handle herself in such...closed quarters as we will be finding ourselves in."
"I want Stephanie Matsuda to be *THAT* ref."
Celes then shifts herself just a little bit, more for appearances sake than anything...but the humor is now gone from her face and tone, all measures of being coy has vanished just as easily as she can draw breath.
"Because it seems that you believe that you have the advantage in this kind of match, April. You seem to think that you're going to just walk in there, fight me, and then walk right back out without me doing a thing to harm you when in fact if you can walk out of the ring after that match it will be a fucking *MIRACLE*!"
"You see people have this intense need to just disregard me. Take a certain little cheeky bitch by the name of Andrea Valentine, she thought that a cage match would be her advantage but she quickly found out why a lot of people were afraid of me in a place like that because when I climbed to the very tippy top of that fucking structure, I didn't climb back down the other side to win the match...no, I gave that blonde cheerleader *FUCK* an Irish Death that practically caved in her chest almost and you think that you can prevent me from doing that to *YOU*, April!?!"
Celes shakes her head disgustedly before she leans forward to glare hard at the camera, "And before you think that I'm asking for Cloud to be in this match as a way to give me a leg up on you, you can fuck that noise right now because what I want her for in our match because what you and I are about to enter is a war zone and I want the supposed "War Queen" to run damage control."
Celes lets a very tight smile cross her face as she nods, "That means, April, whatever your personal issues with her is not important because she might be the only thing that saves you from the kind of pain that I will bring you and trust me when I say that when we finally step into the ring...if I don't take your title, you can be pretty damn sure that I will take its weight in your *FLESH* instead."
"I hope to hear from you soon, April."
(The screen fades abruptly to black)
"April Song...you are a very striking woman aren't you? I mean one moment you are attempting to prove your dominance over me with that title of yours and then the next moment as I'm celebrating my victory over young Miss Luna...you come in and hit me with your Swan Song." Celes says as she idly bounces her right booted foot off of her left leg. "I mean, I should be flattered that you think so highly of me that you had to try again to flirt with me like that...but honey, *HE* likes you in that way....not I."
Celes then stops bouncing her foot as she leans back in her chair.
"But let's be real for a moment here, shall we? You came to me, wanting an answer to if I'll step into this little match with you at this big show that everyone's been talking about...I want to add one teeny...tiny little addition to our match and it's one that I know you're going to just *LOVE*!!" Celes goes onto explain with a big grin on her face. "You see if you are going to put yourself at that kind of disadvantage, then I am requesting a special ref for the match...one that I know can handle herself in such...closed quarters as we will be finding ourselves in."
"I want Stephanie Matsuda to be *THAT* ref."
Celes then shifts herself just a little bit, more for appearances sake than anything...but the humor is now gone from her face and tone, all measures of being coy has vanished just as easily as she can draw breath.
"Because it seems that you believe that you have the advantage in this kind of match, April. You seem to think that you're going to just walk in there, fight me, and then walk right back out without me doing a thing to harm you when in fact if you can walk out of the ring after that match it will be a fucking *MIRACLE*!"
"You see people have this intense need to just disregard me. Take a certain little cheeky bitch by the name of Andrea Valentine, she thought that a cage match would be her advantage but she quickly found out why a lot of people were afraid of me in a place like that because when I climbed to the very tippy top of that fucking structure, I didn't climb back down the other side to win the match...no, I gave that blonde cheerleader *FUCK* an Irish Death that practically caved in her chest almost and you think that you can prevent me from doing that to *YOU*, April!?!"
Celes shakes her head disgustedly before she leans forward to glare hard at the camera, "And before you think that I'm asking for Cloud to be in this match as a way to give me a leg up on you, you can fuck that noise right now because what I want her for in our match because what you and I are about to enter is a war zone and I want the supposed "War Queen" to run damage control."
Celes lets a very tight smile cross her face as she nods, "That means, April, whatever your personal issues with her is not important because she might be the only thing that saves you from the kind of pain that I will bring you and trust me when I say that when we finally step into the ring...if I don't take your title, you can be pretty damn sure that I will take its weight in your *FLESH* instead."
"I hope to hear from you soon, April."
(The screen fades abruptly to black)