Post by sweetroxy on Mar 26, 2020 21:33:47 GMT
March 26, 2020 - The Dollhouse Dreamhouse
The camera pans towards the hallway of The Dreamhouse. It was a chilly Thursday morning and the Dreamhouse seems to be empty while the staff members are scattered throughout the mansion awaiting their orders. Sweet Roxy spends the time relaxing, though. She had just come out of the bathroom after a workout session followed by a nice warm soapy bath. She wears a pink bathrobe and her bright pink hair is looking wet.
Sweet Roxy: Oh, hello there! I didn’t notice you! I was just about to go to my room to pick out a nice outfit for the day so I can properly make a statement for Lethal Hearts but I suppose I can get on my opponent’s level and just be as shameless!
Sweet Roxy chuckles.
Sweet Roxy: Oh, who am I kidding? We all know that Sweet Roxy could rock a bathrobe look just as well as any Chanel outfit that I own! I’ve been molded and sculpted to perfection that even a garbage bag would look good on me! But don’t you worry… I won’t do that! Garbage, in general, is already copyrighted property Roni De Vil and my conscience simply does not allow me to do that to a friend!
Sweet Roxy notices someone peeking from one of the doors in the hallway, which confused her. The door opens wider and it was revealed to be DiVa, Sweet Roxy’s Dollhouse bestie. Wearing pajamas and a face mask.
DiVa: Boo!
Sweet Roxy: Dee… What are you doing there?
DiVa: DiVa was going to prank you, Roxy! But you figured it all out! NOOOOO!!!!
Sweet Roxy: I didn’t even know you were here, DiVa! I thought you were in Spain on tour!
DiVa: Oh, DiVa has been here for three days now! They cancelled DiVa’s tour because of this “Corolla Virus”! DiVa was told to stay in the room for 14 days, but what they didn’t know is that DiVa has declared IMMUNITY from all viruses! But it did give DiVa an idea for her next new song: “DiVa Distancing”!
Sweet Roxy: I can’t wait to hear it!
Sweet Roxy turns back to the camera.
Sweet Roxy: This is one of my besties in the world DiVa! Jonetta isn’t around right now but --
DiVa: Actually, Jonetta is here!
DiVa opens the door wider and it shows Jonetta getting a manicure.
Sweet Roxy: What, is Final Destination canceled too?
Jonetta Stone: OHOHOHOHO! Not quite! Though I do hope that my opponents would cancel themselves now… But I don’t mind waiting! Anyway, I’m here to pick up a few things and then pamper myself.
Sweet Roxy: Fair enough! I am super glad that both of you are here though! I would need all of the support and love that I would get for my upcoming match at Lethal Hearts!
Sweet Roxy turns back to the camera.
Sweet Roxy: These are VERY challenging times… People are losing their jobs and staying at home! People are bored and need entertainment! They’re hoarding supplies and groceries and hand sanitizers, not like The De Vil sisters would know what it’s like considering personal hygiene is probably the last thing on their minds, but here in The Dreamhouse, we don’t need to do any of that because we simply have more than enough to host dinner parties for every day of the whole year! Being a Champion is truly worth celebrating and being thankful for, and I would give my everything just to hold Championships in the companies that I sign with! Everyone has seen it during my first Tag Team Championship run last year! Everyone has also witnessed it when I won the WWH Asylum Championship as well as the OWA Tag Team Championships! My face is everywhere and I simply love the attention! I love the pride that comes with it! I love being the top person in the company and I would not trade it for the world! THIS time though is a bit different! I have never been so embarrassed of being named Champion for a couple of months! Not only did I have to be presented as a “Co” Champion, but I’m also sharing the Lethal Championship with… Oh, god, I’m about to barf… Roni De Vil! She’s been calling me names like a narcissist like it’s a bad thing! She’s repeatedly given the impression that she’s bland and that there’s nothing exciting going on about her, and I don’t know how it is, for the life of me, that anyone even likes her! Is it because she constantly looks like she’s about to poo in her pants? Is it because she’s always SO serious that lines are starting to form on her forehead? You can take a lesson or two from us if you want to live longer, Roniboo! The Dollhouse thrives in excitement and greatness! No matter what company, no matter what place that we see ourselves in, we make sure that we are the best at anything that we do! Why do you think we have so many top-selling merchandises at the iDoll Network? Why do you think perverts buy our bathwater? Why do you think overweight girls with low self-esteem religiously follow my workout videos? That’s because we give them hope! And hope is a very dangerous thing to have, Roni, especially if that hope consists of a very small chance of winning the battle against Sweet Roxy! I can’t afford to rely on these little breadcrumbs, I make assurances! I make sure that there’s always an opportunity to make a name for myself any time I make a move.
Sweet Roxy chuckles.
Sweet Roxy: So here we are at Lethal Hearts again. Last year, I lost the Tag Team Championships in this event… Which could very well be a blessing in disguise. Who would’ve thought that I’d find myself in a World Championship match a year later? To be honest? Probably everyone. I have that star factor that nobody else can measure up to. I have the talent and the will to be the best. It’s no surprise that I’m here, just like it won’t be a surprise that the unified LAW World Championship is mine. There can be only one, indeed… But after Lethal Hearts,
There will only be Sweet Roxy.
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