Post by LAW-JET Alliance on Apr 21, 2021 6:03:29 GMT
(The camera opens to Monica Vaughan and Kat Ricci sitting at the commentary table)
Monica Vaughan: Welcome to Night 2 of Lethal hearts 3! After one hell of a Night 1 we’re going to dive right into this starting with the Second Chance Ladder match!
Kat Ricci: Let’s get this started!
London Morris: The following contest is the SECOND CHANCE LADDER MATCH!
(“Into The Nothing” by Breaking Benjamin plays as the camera returns to ring with the focus being on the Second Chance Briefcase before cutting to the stage area where Eris makes her way down to a chorus of boos. The Cleanser doesn’t seem to care as she enters the ring.)
London Morris: Introducing first! From Parts Unknown! She is The Cleanser! ERIS!!!
Monica Vaughan: It’s time for what might just be a car crash of a match and first out is The Cleanser herself, Eris. The current SHW Hostel Heavyweight Champion might be looking to add another title to her resume.
Kat Ricci: And you know she wants to get back into the title scene after having so many chances to dethrone Roxy and squandering all of them.
(Eris enters the ring as the music changes to “Message To God” by Royal Hunt as the crowd cheer for the arrival of April Song, decked out in tribute to her fellow Empire Generation member Brody Sparks.)
London Morris: And her opponents! From Colorado Springs, Colorado! **She is The Professional!! APRIL SONG!**
Monica Vaughan: Another woman who wants to win tonight, the label of choke artist has loomed over April Song’s career for so long that it must be getting to her. If she can win now, it silences the critics and gets her one win away from the thing that’s missing from her resume, a world championship.
(April enters the ring as her eyes are focused on Eris before the music changes a third time to “It Makes No Difference Who We Are” by Celldweller as the reactions turn into mixed ones for Amber Payne who makes her way down looking at the ladders surrounding the ring.)
London Morris: And their opponent! From Philadelphia, Pennsylvania! SHE IS THE HUNTRESS! AMBER PAYNE!!!
Kat Ricci: Another woman who wants another shot at the Lethal Angels Championship. Amber Payne was so close to dethroning Roxy back at Sin City, a win and having that guaranteed title match simply means she gets to call the shot on when she gets that opportunity.
(“I’ll Be” by Foxy Brown plays as the crowd’s mood turns sour with the arrival of Jasmine Peyton oozing with confidence as she makes her way down to the ring, making sure to mouth off to all of her opponents in the ring.)
London Morris: And their opponent! From Washington, D.C.! SHE IS THE AMERICAN BEAUTY! JASMINE PEYTON!!
Kat Ricci: You know that Jasmine Peyton wants her first opportunity at gold. Her husband right now is a world champ over in SSW and both of them would like to solidify their spot as Wrestling’s Biggest Power Couple with both of them holding a world championship.
Monica Vaughan: And it would be huge for Jasmine as she was here right at the start when LAW started. Despite not being around for all of it’s lifespan, you know that she would like to write her name in history books as a champion.
(“I’ll Be” is soon replaced by “Cash Flow” by Ace Hood for the arrival of Emmanuelle who gets a similar type of negative reaction. She seems to not care and just focused on the briefcase.)
London Morris: And their opponent! From Pacific Palisades, Los Angeles, California! SHE IS THE SILVER STARLET! EMMANUELLE!
Kat Ricci: The current SSW Shogun Champion. Emmanuelle has had quite an amazing start to her career and what a leap forward it would be for her if she’s able to secure this contract and have the opportunity to cash in for a World Title match.
(“Cash Flow” dies down once Emmanuelle is in the ring and it’s replaced by The Weeknd’s “Blinding Lights” as the crowd finally gets a chance to cheer again for Valerie Hendrix who makes her way out blowing kisses towards the crowd.)
London Morris: And their opponent! From Austin, Texas! VALERIE HENDRIIXXXX!!!!
Monica Vaughan: And the woman with the least amount of experience but a chance to steal a huge win over the competition. We’ve seen how successful her younger sister can be as the first modern Lethal American Champion but now we have to see if Valerie can join her sister with an accolade of her own.
(“I’m a Wanted Man” by Royal Deluxe plays as the crowd return to booing loudly, this time for the Outlaw who seems bandaged up from her bout last night.)
London Morris: And their opponent! From Seattle, Washington! SHE IS THE OUTLAW! DAISY THRASH!!!
Monica Vaughan: Coming off the hellacious chairs match against Melissa Flash, Daisy is now one win away from guaranteeing herself a Lethal Angels Title match. A belt that she never lost, and was forced to give up because of a career threatening injury.
Kat Ricci: We know what this new Daisy can do, the woman who was once the heart and soul of LAW, now looking to become it’s greatest tyrant. If she wins, my money is on Daisy to get back the Lethal Angels Championship. We just need to see if she can get a win here tonight.
(Daisy enters the ring as “I’m a Wanted Man” dies down and the official signals for the bell to be rung.)
(DING! DING! DING!)
Monica Vaughan: And here we go, we’re underway! These seven competitors are wasting no time as they fight for a chance to challenge the Lethal Angel Champion at any event of their choosing next season! Eris immediately has her hands on Daisy and is laying haymakers across the face! Amber Payne is throwing hands with Valerie Hendrix, and Emmanuelle is targeting Jasmine Peyton! Meanwhile, April Song is rolling to the outside! What do you think the strategy is going to be in this kind of match?
Kat Ricci: Well for starters April Song has the right idea as she immediately is bringing a ladder into the ring. As the seventh woman, she’s taking advantage that nobody else is paying attention to her! She’s setting up the ladder in the center of the ring! I think everyone needs to divert their attention because Song is about to make her way up.
Monica Vaughan: I think they have Kat because now all eyes are on Song and she looks like she’s in deep trouble! April’s trying to climb up, but she’s pulled back down! Everyone is beating on April who can do nothing else but cover herself! Jasmine and Daisy are sneaking their way up the ladder! Amber is yanking Jasmine down! Payne is trying to make a play for herself! Emmanuelle is keeping her from going further up! It’s become a game of musical chairs at this point as everyone is trying to reach that contract!
Kat Ricci: Eris and Emmanuelle had enough and are throwing everyone out of the ring! These two are the last ones remaining and Emmanuelle takes Eris down with a short-arm clothesline! Emmanuelle’s wasting no time getting to the top and starts reaching out for the briefcase containing the contract! Eris is already back up and is hammering at The Silver Starlet’s legs to get her down! Emmanuelle’s trying to climb down- BUT ERIS SMASHES HER FACE AGAINST THE LADDER AND DOWN GOES EMMANUELLE!
Monica Vaughan: Daisy Thrash slides into the ring and makes a play for Eris! She dodges the Heavy Hand of Judgement ridge hand- SNAP DDT! Now it’s Daisy’s turn! She’s looking to climb the ladder, but Emmanuelle has her foot! She pulls Daisy down and whips her to the ropes...jumping knee strike! Daisy’s down but she’s playing it safe by rolling to the outside. Emmanuelle spots Valerie on the apron and knocks her off with a running forearm smash! Amber Payne slides in a ladder and climbs to the apron- KNEE TO THE GUT! AMBER’S KNOCKED OFF THE APRON AS WELL! Jasmine’s back in the ring as well but Emmanuelle has the ladder in her possession! What power from the Wrestleworld Shogun! PEYTON IS KNOCKED THROUGH THE ROPES BY THE LADDER! Emmanuelle’s not finished as she drives the ladder into the shoulder of Eris!
Kat Ricci: The ring seems cleared out at this point- wait! Jasmine is back in there! OUCH! Emmanuelle knocks her against the ropes! She drops the ladder and tosses Jasmine to the outside! Instead of climbing the ladder that’s still in the center of the ring, she’s pursuing Jasmine to the outside! There’s a sea of ladders on the outside, but she instead settles for throwing Jasmine into the barricade! She notices Eris getting to her feet! Emmanuelle grabs a chair-
**THWACK**
Monica Vaughan: It lights out for Eris as she was knocked over the head! Emmanuelle turns back to the ring and sees April climbing back up the ladder! Emmanuelle PUSHES THE LADDER OVER AND APRIL TAKES A ROUGH FALL AGAINST THE ROPES! Emmanuelle removes the ladders from the equation and picks up April over her shoulders! Song slips down and turns Emmanuelle to her- **AIR CUTTER!** Eris gets caught in a cutter from out of nowhere and is brought down to the canvas! The Cleanser is rolling out of the ring for a tactical retreat.
Kat Ricci: April sees an opportunity and she’s seizing it! She’s grabbing the nearest ladder and is trying to adjust it in the center of the ring! Hendrix is in the ring and interrupts April with a shot to the face! The sister of the Lethal American Champion whips April to the ropes! Flying clothesline by Valerie! She pulls April into for a snap suplex- APRIL LANDS ON HER FEET! SHE’S SCRAMBLING UP THE LADDER! VALERIE’S TRYING TO YANK HER DOWN BUT SHE’S GETTING KICKED IN THE FACE! VALERIE WON’T GIVE UP THOUGH! SHE’S TRYING TO PULL THE LADDER AWAY FROM THE BRIEFCASE AS APRIL RESUMES CLIMBING! SONG’S TRYING TO REACH FOR THE CASE AS VALERIE CLIMBS UP ON THE OTHER SIDE! VALERIE’S STRIKING AT THE FACE OF APRIL! SONG’S TRYING TO FIGHT BACK! AMBER PAYNE IS BACK IN THE RING! SHE’S SHAKING THE LADDER UNTIL BOTH WOMEN COME DOWN! SUPERKICK TO APRIL!
Monica Vaughan: Valerie’s on her knees, desperately trying to grab onto the ladder! She gets to her feet to set it up- Payne pushes her against the ropes! Hendrix rebounds and slides underneath Payne! Amber turns her head...SUPERKICK TO THE LADDER! THE IMPACT KNOCKED IT ON TOP OF VALERIE! Great awareness from The Huntress! Amber definitely knows her surroundings! She’s grabbing the ladder trying to set it back in place, but it fell against the ropes- flying forearm from behind by April! Song grabs her from behind for a neckbreaker- PAYNE REVERSES IT WITH A SWINGING VARIATION HOF HER OWN! She’s eyeing the battlefield and sees the second ladder that she slid into the ring earlier. She carries it to the nearest corner and places it between the middle ropes. I have a bad feeling about this one as she picks up April with a waistlock…**GERMAN SUPLEX THROUGH THE BRIDGED LADDER! AY DIOS MIO!!**
Crowd: HO-LY SHIT! HO-LY SHIT! HO-LY SHIT! HO-LY SHIT!
Kat Ricci: Dear God, she decimated April Song who’s not moving at this very moment! Hopefully, she didn’t break her freaking back!
Monica Vaughan: It’s every woman for herself and Amber Payne has just demonstrated as such! She spots Valerie climbing back up the apron. Hendrix nails her with a shoulder block and springboards off the ropes! Payne catches her midway through an attempted Tornado DDT! She used the momentum to swing Valerie into the electric chair position on her shoulders! Hendrix is trying to reverse, causing Payne to stumble backward towards April who’s still lying on the bridged ladder! Amber drops Valerie from the electric chair- **GERMAN SUPLEX ON TOP OF APRIL THROUGH THE FREAKING LADDER!!! HOLY HELL!!**
Kat Ricci What did we just witness!? The Staples Center has just exploded as we just watched Amber Payne improvised at the last second to make mincemeat out of both opponents!
Crowd: YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES!
Monica Vaughan: Amber Payne wasting no time enjoying her handiwork as she’s placing the ladder back into the center of the ring and is climbing her way to the top! Eris has just rolled into the ring and is following suit! She’s climbing over Amber in an attempt to pull her off! Payne is trying to fight her off with elbows to the face! Eris refuses to let go! Amber is hammering down at her shoulder, but nothing she’s doing is able to make The Cleanser release her hold! She turns around, hooks her arms around Amber, and pulls her off into a crucifix powerbomb position! **WITCH HUNT!!! CRUCIFIX POWERBOMB OFF THE THIRD LADDER STEP!!!**
Kat Ricci: Amber looks like she just had the soul knocked out of her body! Eris demonstrating that she means absolute business! It’s her turn to climb her way to victory as Jasmine slides into the ring! She pulls Eris down from the ladder! Jasmine ducks the clothesline and houses the momentum to get The Cleanser onto her shoulders! **SEEK & DESTROY!!! ARGENTINE PILEDRIVER!!**
Monica Vaughan: Jasmine Peyton showing off how deceptively strong she is! Now it’s only Jasmine herself remaining! She’s climbing up the ladder with no rivals in sight! Jasmine’s stretching out her arm...she almost has it! Wait! It’s April Song! Somehow she’s back on her feet! She’s attacking the back of Jasmine who’s forced to climb down! She kicks April in the gut and pulls her in! **CUT-THROAT DOUBLE KNEE BACKBREAKER!!** Song rolls out of the ring as a reaction to avoid any further damage! It’s just Jasmine left in the ring! This is a golden opportunity for her to climb the ladder!
Kat Ricci: WHOA! HENDRIX! VALERIE HENDRIX JUST JUST THE ROPES TO SPRINGBOARD OVER JASMINE AND GRAB ONTO THE LADDER! SHE’S WORKING HER WAY TO THE TOP OF THE LADDER! SHE’S TRYING TO REACH FOR THE BRIEFCASE! JASMINE CLIMBS UP AS WELL! SHE’S ATTACKING VALERIE AND PULLS HER IN...…**OMG!! INVERTED UNDERHOOK FACEBSUTER FROM THE TOP OF THE LADDER!!! CALL IT A KILLSWITCH, AN UNPRETTIER, OR WHATEVER YOU WANT! JASMINE PEYTON JUST TURNED VALERIE’S FACE INTO A FREAKING PANCAKE!!** WHAT THE HELL DID WE JUST WITNESSED!?
Crowd: THIS IS AWE-SOME! *clap-clap clap-clap-clap* THIS IS AWE-SOME *clap-clap clap-clap-clap*
Monica Vaughan: The crowd is at a fever pitch tonight as this match comes more alive by the second! Now Jasmine Peyton could be moments away from controlling her destiny as she climbs the ladder to success. Emmanuelle is already on her way up as Jasmine attempts to unhook the briefcase! Peyton stops what she’s doing and attempts to keep Emmanuelle at bay with overhand clubs on the shoulder and head! Jasmine drops down from the ladder and is fighting to pull Emmanuelle down as well! The Silver Starlet loses her footing and finds herself, victim, to Jasmine’s attacks! Emmanuelle fights back with a stiff knee to the sternum! She swings wildly- Jasmine ducks! NORTHERN LARIAT BY PEYTON AND EMMANUELLE GOES DOWN!
Kat Ricci: Jasmine’s looking up at the briefcase and you can tell that she’s seeing her whole future the longer she keeps her eyes on it. She’s making her way back up the ladder, but there’s Emmanuelle again, chasing after her! She’s doing everything in her power to keep Jasmine from reaching out to the briefcase by attacking the legs! Emmanuelle’s able to pull her down and now the two are exchanging fists! Jasmine! Emmanuelle! Jasmine! Emmanuelle! She gets the better of Peyton and WHIPS HER INTO THE LADDER!
Crowd: OOOOH!
Monica Vaughan: Jasmine’s stunned, but she’s still on her feet! Emmanuelle pulls her in…**QUEEN BEE DROP!! STRAIGHT JACKET NORTHERN LIGHTS BOMB RIGHT ON THE HEAD!!** Valerie Hendrix thought she had it as well as Jasmine Peyton! But right now as I speak, Emmanuelle is setting up the ladder to make her way up! Daisy Thrash slides into the ring and makes her way up! Wow, she’s quick! She’s firing away at Emmanuelle’s head! She’s wearing her down! Emmanuelle’s head is on the top of the ladder, too stunned to move! Daisy’s got the briefcase! She’s trying to unhook it! Emmanuelle snapped back to her senses and is trying to fight her off the ladder! HEADBUTT! Daisy’s stunned, but manages to hang on! Emmanuelle reaches for the case but Daisy snaps back into it! The two are exchanging fists! Emmanuelle’s getting the better of Thrash! It's high drama high above the ring! That Second Chance briefcase is just inches away from the fingertips of Emmanuelle and Daisy Thrash! Emmanuelle reaches out one more time- Daisy’s playing defense! She leverages herself and is drilling right fist after right fist into Emmanuelle’s face! Emmanuelle’s trying to grab her! Daisy tries to maneuver around Emmanuelle who grabs onto her and turns to the crowd! What is she-
Kat Ricci: **DESTINO!! PALISADES BOMBER OFF THE LADDER!!!!! HOW!?!?? HOW WAS SHE ABLE TO DO THAT!!!**
(The noise of the arena becomes deafening as the crowd loses their mind at what they just witnessed. As the commentary team becomes speechless, a replay of Emmanuelle holding Daisy while pushing herself off the ladder for a back somersault into an Inverted DDT. Both women hit the canvas hard and remain motionless.)
Kat Ricci: We just witnessed something that shouldn’t have been possible! In a split-second decision, Emmanuelle held onto Daisy Thrash and flipped off the ladder to perform her most deadly move! But what cost!?
Monica Vaughan: In high-profile matches like these you have to be willing to risk it all- WAIT! VALERIE HENDRIX IS PERCHED ON THE TOP ROPE ABOVE EMMANUELLE! SHE TURNS HER BACK TO THE SILVER STARLET- **MOONSAULT!!** VALERIE HENDRIX HITS HER TARGET!! A HIGH-RISK MANEUVER TO KEEP THE SILVER STARLET DOWN!!
Kat Ricci: This is nuts Monica! Every moment something’s crazy and death-defying is happening in that ring! Emmanuelle has rolled out the ring to recover! The only people in the ring right now are Valerie Hendrix and Daisy Thrash who somehow are finding the will to grab onto the ladder and pull herself up! Her body can barely move, but her arms are doing all the work! Now it’s clear that Emmanuelle’s gamble took more out of her than it did Thrash!
Monica Vaughan: A move like a Destino isn’t made for those kinds of situations! Valerie Hendrix is struggling to climb up the ladder as well! The two are doing everything in their power to make it to the top. There’s Valerie! There’s Daisy! Valerie’s slugging Daisy across the face! Thrash looks too weak to fight back! Valerie’s there! She almost has her hands on the briefcase- shot to the ribs by Daisy! The “Chairwoman” of LAW refuses to lose! She’s headbutting Valerie, who’s losing her grip! Daisy reaches up- HENDRIX SLAMS DAISY’S FACE AGAINST THE TOP OF THE LADDER AND SHE GOES DOWN! IT’S JUST VALERIE ALONE! THE BRIEFCASE IS RIGHT ABOVE HER!
Kat Ricci: Eris is already back in the ring and is pulling her down! Valerie falls off but lands on her feet! Eris has her by the throat- DROPKICK FROM THRASH AND ERIS GOES DOWN! With her last of strength and stubbornness, Daisy has prevented Eris from taking advantage of the situation! Eris is struggling to get back to her feet! Daisy and Valerie are nodding to each other as if they’re on the same page! Both women scramble for the ladder and fold it! They’re going to use it as a weapon- BIG BOOT TO THE LADDER AND IT SMACKS INTO THE FACES OF HENDRIX AND TRASH! Quick thinking from The Cleanser! Eris throws the ladder at Daisy, forcing her to roll outside the ring! Eris charges- BASEBALL SLIDE TO THE LADDER AND IT SMACKS DAISY’S FACE ONE MORE TIME!
Monica Vaughan: Eris is very well versed in the language of violence, Kat. She can take anything and forge it into a tool for war! Wait! Eris has her eyes on ringside but she doesn’t see Amber Payne slide back into the ring! The Huntress has been bidding her time until the right moment! Eris turns around- SPEAR!!! PAYNE JUST CUT ERIS IN HALF!! The fans are in a frenzy right now as Amber marches around the ring, looking for her next victim!
Kat Ricci: I don’t know if she realizes that she’s the only one left in the ring. Everyone is close together, trying to get back on their feet. I think Amber’s taken notice! She looks at the crowd who realizes what should happen next as well. Payne’s hopping on her feet to build momentum! She hits the ropes-
Monica/Kat: **HIGH CROSSBODY OVER THE ROPES AND EVERYONE GOES DOWN!!!**
Crowd: L-A-W! L-A-W! L-A-W! L-A-W!
(A replay shows The Huntress flying over the ropes and landing on the other six competitors in the match.)
Monica Vaughan: Amber Payne just defied gravity with that leap of faith! That’s how you get things going!
Kat Ricci: That athleticism at its finest! Ever since she speared Roxy off the top of the Thunderdome, Amber Payne has demonstrated that she’s willing to risk everything to achieve her goals! Wait! April is crawling towards the ring! She took the least damage from Amber’s high-flying assault! She’s crawling back into the ring! She’s making her way to the ladder! There’s nobody else! April’s climbing up the ladder! Amber Payne is back in the ring! Amber pulls April off the ladder! Song falls to her knees as Amber hits the ropes- **SHINING WIZARD!!**
Monica Vaughan: The Killer Bee is down and now it’s time for The Huntress to seize her prize! Amber’s adjusting the ladder but Jasmine Peyton is back in the ring! She grabs Amber who pushes her away! Payne runs in the opposite direction and hits the ropes- SPEAR!!! SPEAR TO PEYTON!!! THE CROWD IS ELECTRIC RIGHT NOW! AMBER PAYNE IS TAKING OUT ANYONE WHO STANDS IN HER WAY! SHE’S CLIMBING THE LADDER! SHE’S AT THE TOP! SHE’S REACHING OUT FOR THE BRIEFCASE-
Kat Ricci: JASMINE PEYTON JUST PUSHED OVER THE LADDER! AMBER’S FALLEN TO THE OUTSIDE!!! SHE’S HIT THE FLOOR HARD! Peyton had enough strength to deny Amber the Second Chance briefcase! She reaches for the- JUMPING KNEE STRIKE FROM EMMANUELLE! JASMINE WAS HIT IN THE BACK OF HER HEAD! EMMANUELLE PICKS HER UP AND TOSSES JASMINE OVER THE ROPES!
Monica Vaughan: Emmanuelle just cleared the field and is now setting up the ladder- Eris is back in the ring! Emmanuelle ducks the clothesline! She kicks Eris in the gut and pulls her in…**PASADENA BOMB!!! DOUBLE UNDERHOOK SITOUT POWERBOMB!!**
Kat Ricci: Emmanuelle’s on a roll! She just needs to reach the top! She’s climbing up the ladder! Hendrix! Valerie Hendrix is back in the ring! She’s climbing up the ladder as well! Both women are at the top again! They’re using whatever energy to duke it out! Emmanuelle! Hendrix! Emmanuelle! Hendr-
**THWACK**
Monica Vaughan: DAISY THRASH! SHE JUST STRUCK HENDRIX DOWN WITH A STEEL CHAIR! VALERIE JUST FELL OFF THE LADDER!
**THWACK**
Monica Vaughan: EMMANUELLE WAS STRUCK AS WELL! SHE’S STILL HANGING ON!
**THWACK** **THWACK**
Monica Vaughan: EMMANUELLE FELL OFF OVER THE LADDER AS WELL! DAISY DROPS THE CHAIR AND IS NOW MAKING HER WAY UP THE LADDER! EVERYONE ELSE IS DOWN! THIS IS A PERFECT OPPORTUNITY FOR DAISY TRASH TO SEIZE AN OPPORTUNITY TO RECLAIM A TITLE SHE NEVER LOST! SHE’S REACHING OUT FOR THE BRIEFCASE!
Kat Ricci: APRIL SONG IS CLIMBING THE LADDER! SHE HAS SOMETHING IN HER HAND! IT’S A CHAIR! APRIL IS SLOWLY MAKING HER WAIT UP THE LADDER WITH ONE HAND AS SHE HOLDS A CHAIR WITH THE OTHER! DAISY’S TRYING TO UNHOOK THE BRIEFCASE! SHE SEES APRIL AND IS TRYING TO GET THE CASE IN HER HANDS AS QUICKLY AS POSSIBLE! APRIL’S USING EVERY OUNCE OF STRENGTH IN HER BODY TO MAKE IT TO THE TOP!
Monica Vaughan: Daisy is unhooking the briefcase! She’s got it-
**THWACK**
Kat Ricci: OH MY GOD!
Monica Vaughan: APRIL KNOCKED DAISY OFF THE LADDER AT THE LAST SECOND WITH THAT CHAIR! THE BRIEFCASE IS IN APRIL’S HAND!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(“Message to God” by Royal Hunt plays as April holds up the Second Chance briefcase in the air.)
London Morris: Your winner...APRIL SONG!
Monica Vaughan: April Song did it! After being eliminated by Kayla Winters at Amazon Warfare, after being the second to the last competitor, she now earns another shot at glory!
Kat Ricci: The story of April Song is that she’s always been the bridesmaid, but this opportunity puts her in an engagement with the Lethal Angel Championship! Congrats to The Professional!
(The camera pans back as it focuses on April holding up the briefcase for the entire Staples Center to see.)
(A commercial for OWA’s upcoming season premiere plays, coming to you on Sunday, May 2nd!)
("Hallucinations" by PVRIS plays as Misha LeCavalier walks out onto the stage with a confident smile.)
London Morris: The following is a Lethal American Championship match scheduled for one fall! First, from Calgary, Alberta, Canada! Weighing in at 145lbs! “The Dire Wolf” Misha LeCavalier!
Monica Vaughan: After earning a hot at the title in the main event of the last Thursday night LAW of the season, Misha stands as Jessica Hendrix’s final challenge of the season!
Kat Ricci: The internet has been buzzing about this match! A lot of people feel like this match is gonna slap and I for one agree!
(As Misha climbs into the ring, "Neon" by Jeff Williams and Casey Lee Williams plays as Jessica Hendrix walks out in attire whose colors are similar to the Texas flag.)
London Morris: Her opponent! From Austin, TX and weighing in at 112 lbs! She is your Lethal American Champion...JESSICA HENDRIX!
Monica Vaughan: What else can be said about this woman? She’s certainly the standout wrestler this season! Becoming the inaugural Lethal American Champion, she has defended this title with honor and integrity!
Kat Ricci: Many of her matches were incredible this season it’s nice to see someone come so far!
(Jessica climbs into the ring and poses before handing the ref her belt.)
(DING! DING! DING!)
Kat Ricci: We’re on our way now, and it looks like Misha is starting things off as she charges towards Jessica with a series of forearms; she doesn’t look like she is gonna let up, but she is forced to stop the barrage as Jessica is against the ropes and Jenny calls for the break. Jessica soon answers back with her own barrage of Forearm Smashes, and forces Misha onto the ropes as Jenny calls for the break. Both women lock up before Jessica applies a Side Headlock and then a Hammerlock. She’s in full control until Misha manages to reverse the Hammerlock and manages to land a Headlock Takedown. Now, on the ground Misha begins working on the neck as Jessica slowly raises up, but Misha quickly changes her position and nails a Overhead Belly-to-Belly Suplex! Misha waste no time and follows it up with a Deadlift German Suplex! She keeps the bridge!
Jenny Carson: One!
Monica Vaughan: No! Jessica manages to kick out at just one. Both women on back on their feet, but Jessica quickly applies a Wrist-Lock on Misha and Irish Whips her into the ropes as Jessica hits a Hip Toss onto Misha. Jessica still keeps a hold on the arm as she begins applying a Standing Armbar, and begins working on the arm. Misha slowly begins moving towards to the ropes to force the break, but Jessica moves Misha's arm over her shoulder and hits a Arm Stunner. Misha grabs her arm as Jessica runs and hits the ropes; before she can react Jessica manages to land a Running Crossbody onto Misha and covers.
Jenny Carson: One!
Kat Ricci: No! Misha returns the favor by kicking out at just one. Jessica is on her feet first and Misha is slowly getting up, but before she can get on her feet Jessica is behind her and applies and Waistlock...She nails a Release German Suplex! She isn't done yet as she quickly heads the corner and climbs up onto the top rope looking to fly now! She turns around and...nails a Moonsault onto Misha! She doesn't go for the cover instead she lifts up the dazed Misha on her feet and...beams her with a Superkick! She covers!
Jenny Carson: One! Two!
Monica Vaughan: No! Somehow Misha manages to kick out at two! Jessica is visibly angry by this as she begins hitting the mat, but Misha takes this opportunity to return Jessica's favor by catching the kick and transitioning it into a Ankle Lock! Jessica is struggling to the ropes, but Misha is wrenching that ankle! This could be the end of match right here ladies and gentlemen! For if Jessica doesn't tap or get to the ropes Misha will snap her ankle in half.
Kat Ricci: Jessica is close to the ropes, but Misha yanks her back...Ankle Locked German Suplex! Misha lifted Jessica by the ankle and landed a release German Suplex! Misha isn't finished as she waits for Jessica to recover and nail her with a Single-Leg Running Dropkick sending her into the corner! Misha runs and hits a Corner Spinning Wheel Kick as Jessica stumbles forward...Crisis Trigger! The Lariat connects!
Jenny Carson: One! Two!
Kat Ricci & Monica Vaughan: No! Jessica kicks out at two!
Monica Vaughan: I guess, Jessica is returning the favor to Misha now. Misha lifts Jessica up and begins a series of Clinched Knee Strikes. Misha doesn't let up as she hits a Spinning Backfist onto Jessica. Jessica goes for a Buzzsaw Kick but...Misha catches the leg and hits a Leg and Arm Suplex! That was a last ditch move as both women are down and trying to get their bearings right. Jessica is the first to get to her feet as Misha is slowly getting up...Jessica hits a Somersault Neckbreaker onto Misha! Jessica heads to the top rope and lands a beautiful Moonsault!
Kat Ricci: Wait Monica! Jessica is heading back to the top rope! Jessica is taunting Misha to get up. Misha is on her feet and goes towards Jessica, but she stops her with a Corner Handstand Mule Kick! Misha is kneeling down as...Jessica hits the Neon Lights from the top rope! The Leg Drop Bulldog connects!
Jenny Carson: One! Two! Thr---
Monica & Kat: No! Misha kicked out at the last second she!
Monica Vaughan: How?! Kat?! How?! Misha manages to hit a Low Dropkick onto Jessica sending her back down to the mat. Misha lifts Jessica up by the wrist...Wristlock Northern Lights Suplex! Misha transitions it into the Dire Anima IV! The Headscissored Double Wristlock is locked in tight! Jessica may have to tap here, Kat.
Kat Ricci: You might be right, Monica. It seems there is no way Jessica can get out of this she either has to tap or by some luck get to the ropes. Jessica trying to get to the ropes, but every time she barely moves Misha tightens her grip like a Python.Wait...
Kat & Monica: Jessica has managed to reverse the hold into a pin attempt!
Jenny Carson: One! Two! Thr--
Monica Vaughan: No! Misha kicked out and both women are quick to their feet, but Jessica is guarding that arm of hers. Misha feints a Roundhouse into the Inferiority Complex! The High Knee connects and Jessica is dazed by it, but Misha waste no time and hits a STO! Misha now begins stomping away at Jessica's damaged arm, but before she is forced away she kicks it. Jenny is checking on Jessica as she waves the referee away and the match resumes...Jessica in her last effort it seems hits a Superkick! Another! Another! Misha is on one knee, and Jessica goes for another, but she catches the leg into a Dragon Screw.
Kat & Monica: Fujiawara Armbar! Misha locks it in and transitions it into the Dire Anima I! She has the Seated Fujiwara Armbar locked in and it seems like Jessica will have to tap! Jessica tries to struggle, but the damage to her arm is too much and she taps! Jessica taps out! We have a new champion!
(DING! DING! DING!)
("Hallucinations" by PVRIS play as Misha lets go of the submission and jump to her feet in celebration.)
London Morris: Your winner by submission and new Lethal American Champion...Misha LeCavalier!
Monica Vaughan: Holy heck! We have a new Lethal American Champion!
Kat Ricci: Misha just made Jessica Hendrix tap! After a grueling reign, overcoming the odds at every step of the way, Jessica has met her match!
Monica Vaughan: The crowd is just as shocked! But it looks like the one who’s not shocked is LeCavalier herself! Congrats to the new champion!
(Misha grabs the title and holds it up for the crowd to see.)
(A short vignette is shown, showcasing Devi Krysis’ victory at yesterday’s Sparks Cup along with a social media post celebrating her win as the inaugural Lethal Spark Champion.)
(“Devil” by Shinedown plays as the footage cuts back to the arena as London Morris is ready to go for another match. Along with that, the challengers and former champions make their way out with both De Vil Sisters wearing matching attires.)
Monica Vaughan: And now the bout that is being dubbed as last chance. Both teams have been at each other’s throats for a very long time. Finally a tag match with no interference from jealous former champs or anything. Just Season of Slaughter versus The De Vil Sisters.
Kat Ricci: And you know that both Roni and Tori want their belts back. They were the Lethal Tag Division this past season and would like to resume being the faces of the division next season.
(Both sisters enter the ring as the music changes from “Devil” to “Fury Oh Fury” by Nico Vega which gets the crowd letting out a chorus of boos for the champion who make their way down to the ring.)
London Morris: And their opponents! They are the Lethal Tag Team Champions! KATLA! WITHER SEEDE! SEASON OF SLAUGHTER!
Monica Vaughan: Man, seeing those two gets a chill running down my spine. The two monsters of LAW have created this path of carnage that hasn’t been seen in a long time and that path lead them to become Lethal Tag Champs at Amazon Warfare.
Kat Ricci: And the frightening thing is that both of these two might just be getting started. If they retain tonight, you can make the claim that no tag team in LAW or the IJWF can stop them.
(The champs enter the ring as they hand their titles to referee Jenny Carson who raises them high in the air. Suddenly both teams charge at one another, forcing Carson to ring the bell.)
(DING DING DING!!)
Monica Vaughan: AND HERE WE GO AS BOTH TEAMS ARE CHARGING AT ONE ANOTHER! A brawl has broken out between both teams, the bad blood spilling over here tonight at Lethal Hearts! The referee seems to be letting both teams go at it as the brawling has spilled to outside! Roni is fighting Wither while KATLA and Tori are going at it. These teams do not like one another, so finally, after their first regular tag match was rudely interrupted at Collision Course III, they finally get to fight one another.
Kat Ricci: As you said, the bad blood from months and months of feuding has reached new levels with this brawl. Roni and Wither now just nailing one another with punches and strikes, that’s broken down into a fistfight. Meanwhile, Tori seems to be getting overwhelmed by KATLA as she is thrown into the **HEAD FIRST INTO THE STEEL BARRICADE!!** I think Tori might be out cold right now. Look at Roni as she swipes away KATLA to check on her sister but she gets run over by a **HUGE** spear from KATLA!
Monica Vaughan: Both De Vil sisters have been taken down and I think Tori might be legitimately hurt right now. Now Season of Slaughter send Roni back into the ring, finally, it seems we’re getting some sense of normal but at this point it seems that Roni is pretty much fighting a two-on-one handicap match against KATLA and Seede.
Kat Ricci: Roni is a fighter and a former Lethal Angels Champion, even main evented the first two Lethal Hearts but right now she has to face these two monsters on her own. The former Lethal Angels Champ is now on her knees as she tries to swings upward at the giant super heavyweight foe of hers. KATLA seems barely flinched as that spear earlier must have taken a lot of Roni. The Juggernaut having no problem lifting Roni up, practically ragdolling the former champion up and DROPPING Roni back first onto one knee.
Monica Vaughan: You can hear the screams of pain from Roni De Vil as she reaching for the ropes but KATLA has her in the middle of the ring. No one to save Roni right now as Tori is still out cold, it seems KATLA wants to punish Roni with something different as she drops De Vil and drags her to Seede who tags herself in.
Kat Ricci: KATLA and Seede are well-seasoned tag team as The Juggernaut lifts Roni up high and drops ribs first her onto the knees of Seede. A cover now by Wither!
Jenny Carson: OOOOOONNNNNNNNEEEEEEE!!!
TWWWWOOOOOO…
Monica Vaughan: And as expected, Roni kicks out. She’s a tough woman and not someone that’s gonna go down so easily.
Kat Ricci: Yeah but how long can she keep this up especially with her dealing with a handicap. Of course, Wither Seede knows that she begins to taunt Roni De Vil. A disrespectful smack to the face by Seede to Roni! You can see Roni seething now in rage as she gets up and throws an elbow right to the face of Seede. The former champ fighting back now as she nails a second forearm but her attempt is stopped by a rib shot from Wither!
Monica Vaughan: Roni drops down to her knees clutching her damaged ribs as Wither now sends her foe into the corner. Once again a tag is made to KATLA who begins to unload on Roni with fierce shoulder tackles to the ribs! Each shot from this two hundred pound behemoth must hurt like hell. Roni is all on her own… TORI ON HER TEAM’S APRON!?
(The crowd erupts into cheers as a banged up and bruised Tori De Vil is on the apron rallying the crowd to support her sister.)
Kat Ricci: Tori after being out since colliding headfirst into the steel barricade is now back on the apron and you can see KATLA looking furious as she was the one who put Tori out of commission herself. Both her and the older De Vil sister mouthing off and throwing insults at one another. The Juggernaut’s attention turns back to Roni who throws a wild haymaker at KATLA! Wither tries to grab a hold of Roni from the apron but eats a haymaker herself!
Monica Vaughan: Now Roni rushing to make a tag as she ducks underneath a wild swing from KATLA but the Juggernaut has her hold of her wrist! KATLA pulls Roni in for a Lariat… BUT RONI DUCKS AND NAILS A HUGE RELEASE GERMAN SUPLEX!!
Kat Ricci: But look at KATLA! The monster is right back up to her feet! What is gonna take to put her down!? Roni now charging at KATLA with a Silver Bullet but the Juggernaut is able to catch the boot with no problem at all! Roni with a perfect enzuigiri that sends KATLA back into her corner. Wither Seede tags herself in but Roni leaps AND GETS THE TAG TO TORI!!
Monica Vaughan: Tori now full of energy dives into the ring with a springboard dropkick to Wither Seede! Despite dealing with the head injury suffered in the early brawl it looks like Tori is good to go and ready to take the fight to Season of Slaughter herself. Tori sends Wither into the corner and rushes in with a picture-perfect **Silver Bullet!** The boot connects right to the face of Wither and now Tori charges in at KATLA still in her team’s corner! **A SECOND SILVER BULLET FROM TORI DE VIL!**
Kat Ricci: The whole complexion and pace of this match has changed with Tori’s arrival as she swung the momentum in the favor of her team! Tori now pulls KATLA out of the corner and nails a kick right to the gut as she rushes herself up onto the second turnbuckle with KATLA bent over! **A HUGE DEVIL LANDING AS TORI CONNECTS WITH THE DOUBLE FOOT STOMP RIGHT TO THE BACK OF THE HUGE MONSTER’S NECK!** Tori with a cover!
Jenny Carson: OOOOOONNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
TWWWWWOOOOOOOO!!!
THREE---
Monica Vaughan: Wither Seede coming in at the right moment to break it up by pulling Tori off of KATLA! Seede and Tori now brawling, it seems to be going Tori’s way. We know how effective both De Vil sisters are at brawling as Wither is being overwhelmed with kicks by Tori.
Kat Ricci: Yeah but look at who just got back up to her feet! KATLA is up and this is bad news for Tori but she seems to be taking the fight to both halves of the Lethal Tag Champs. A back elbow stuns KATLA as Tori swings for a roundhouse kick to Wither Seede but it’s caught by The Envoy… Wither now spins Tori but that gives Hawthorne’s Finest the chance to drill KATLA with a Bittersweet Kick! The spin kick connects but Tori isn’t finished as she completes a full rotation **AND NAILS SEEDE WITH A RED FURY! WHAT A DISCUS CLOTHESLINE FROM TORI!!** Tori with a cover! No KATLA in sight for Tori as she’s outside the ring and out cold!
Jenny Carson: OOOOOONNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEE!!!
TWOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Monica Vaughan: AND SEEDE KICKS OUT! This match is still going but Tori is looking to end it as she gets Wither up and applies the full nelson! She’s looking for Hawthorne Effect! But the attempt is being blocked as she’s way too strong, Seede slips one of her hands out and drills a back elbow! That forces Tori to give up the finisher attempt. Tori now goes for a running Silver Bullet but Seede ducks the attempt and pushes Tori to the ropes. Hawthorne’s Finest on the rebound now but she is popped up… **INTO A HANDS OF FATE!**
Kat Ricci: Wither Seede with an amazing show of strength as she was able to pop Tori up into the air and bring her down with a Samoan Drop! Now the momentum has shifted and I think Wither is looking to end it as she gets a dazed Tori up to her feet. Both hands now clutching Tori’s neck as Wither is looking to end it with a Hateful Seede!
Monica Vaughan: But look at who’s back in the ring! **RONI IS BACK IN AS SHE HITS A FOREARM SMASH TO THE BACK OF WITHER’S HEAD!** Roni making the save at the best time to save her older sister but now both women have to deal with that monster KATLA who’s back in the ring! Both De Vil sisters are teeing off on the juggernaut with punches and kicks!
Kat Ricci: KATLA is on her own as she falls to her knees! RONI WITH A SILVER BULLET II TO THE FACE OF KATLA WHO ROLLS TO THE OUTSIDE! Roni seems to be telling her sister to end as she rushes to the ropes and leaps for a **SUICIDE MILE**...
Monica Vaughan: **NO WAY! THE STRENGTH OF KATLA AS SHE CAUGHT RONI BY HER LEGS AS SHE WAS GOING FOR THE SUICIDE SENTON!** Roni has nowhere to go, KATLA who just muscles her **AND DROPS HER WITH A VICIOUS POWERBOMB!** Roni might be out and Tori has a look of concern on her face as Roni hasn’t moved at all since being dropped by KATLA...
Kat Ricci: And she doesn’t see Wither Seede behind her… A DRAGON SUPLEX FROM WITHER WHO DOESN’T SEEM TO BE FINISHED WITH TORI! A HALF NELSON SUPLEX NOW! Just like her younger sister, Tori seems completely out of it. And now the Sweet Nothings locked in, there seems to be no resistance at all from Tori, Jenny Carson is calling for the bell to be rung instantly!
(DING DING DING!!!)
(“Fury, Oh Fury” by Nico Vega plays as Jenny Carson has to remove Wither Seede off of Tori who is out of cold just like her sister. KATLA makes her way to the ring as both her and Seede are handed their tag titles. The crowd is dead silent as both Tori and Roni have to be helped to the back by staff members.)
London Morris: YOUR WINNERS AND STILL LETHAL TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS… KATLA! WITHER SEEDE! SEASON OF SLAUGHTER!
Monica Vaughan: That might have been the most dominant ending to any match here tonight. The feeling in the arena has hit reached dead silence. The champs almost lost their belts multiple times during this match but in the end, the sheer brute power of KATLA and Seede was too much for the De Vil Sisters.
Kat Ricci: I hope LAW’s tag division is ready because nothing might be able to stop these two.
(Shot of both ladies holding up their belts as the camera cuts to a commercial.)
KAYLA WINTERS
(The screen fades into Kayla sitting behind her desk.)
Kayla: Lethal Hearts 3, a match that has come full circle.
(Kayla adjusts in her chair.)
Kayla: Roxy, we do have a history don’t we, you befriended me upon our arrival in Lethal Angels of Wrestling and together we not only became tag team partners, but Sweet Winters also ran the division as its tag team champions. Then I won the world title and you got jealous, you just couldn’t accept living in my shadow, could you.
(Again Kayla adjusts in her chair.)
Kayla: But look where you are now, the second most dominant champion in LAW history, yes you’ve held the LAW championship for a very long time, but you still know that without me, nothing you have done would be remembered.
(Once more Kayla adjusts in her chair.)
Kayla: Lethal Hearts 3, the last two LAW champions step inside the ring, for LAW’s ultimate prize the LAW world title, and it’s will be a match for the ages, no retreat no surrender, the two of us will go to war, and only one will walk out of Lethal Hearts three as LAW world champion, and Roxy it won’t be you.
(Camera pans over to the Lego Store near Lego-land in Los Angeles, where we can see the iconic Dragon on the roof battling the knight in the exterior. The shots capture the interior with the gift shop as well as multiple statues of iconic figures such as Star War’s Yoda, Batman, Micky Mouse, and other pop culture reference. We finally get a shot of Revy and Kenny with head sets as Revy is sporting a LH3 shirt and Kenny in a sport jacket and white tee.)
Revy: Ladies and Gentleman, we are here in Los Angeles where we are set to take place, the Lego Death Match for the LAW Specialist Championship. Champion Sydney St. Clair will defend against Savannah Sunshine. And the rules? As long as it’s made of Legos, it can be used. I’m Revy, and this is my partner in crime, Kenny, whom you all might had met in the Miracle of 34th Street match. Say Hi, Kenny.
Kenny: Hi.
Revy: Kenny’s a little shy and modest, but he’ll get there. Just provide any input when you can Kenny, but besides that, let’s get this show on the road.
THE FOLLOWING IS A SINGLES MATCH SET FOR ONE FALL AND IT IS THE LEGO DEATH MATCH FOR THE LAW SPECIALIST CHAMPIONSHIP!
IN THE CORNER BESIDES YODA, WE INTRODUCE FIRST, FROM DETROIT, MICHIGAN, WEIGHING IN AT 112LB, SHE IS THE LAW SPECIALIST CHAMPION AND THE WEAPON-GRADE PAWG…. SYDNEY ST. CLAIR!!
(Sydney raises the title in the air as Kenny claps)
Revy: AND HER OPPONENT, STANDING BESIDES THE INCREDIBLE HULK, FROM PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA, WEIGHING IN AT 126 LBS! SHE IS THE QUEEN OF CANDYLAND… SAVANNAH…. SUNSHINE!!
(Savannah’s eyes widen as she twirls as in amazing of what is around her.)
Revy: Alright Ladies. You can either win by pinfall or submission, fall count anywhere, and a DQ will only happen if you use anything that isn’t made of Legos. Do we understand?
(Sydney and Sav stare at each other and nod in agreement.)
Revy: Alright, and to make this interesting, here are a bunch of random pieces of legos in barrels, I’m gonna give you both 1 minute to make what you can to start he match. Your timer starts now.
(Sav quickly jumps into her barrel of legos and starts assembling as Sydney looks at hers. Sydney baffled by how Sav is able to jump quickly into creating something when she doesn’t even know where to begin.)
Revy: Let’s do this. Ding Ding Ding. Sydney approaches Sunshine, but already Savannah is elbow deep into her barrels of legos as she starts to assemble something. St. Clair in unfamiliar settings isn’t sure what to do here. Does she become a piece of shit and attack Sav or does she build something of her own? I mean, You’d have to be a total bitch to not honor the code of Lego Battling here. Like if she attacks Sunshine now, dishonor on her, dishonor on the Specialist TItle, Dishonor on her cow!
Sydney: You know I can hear you, right?
Revy: That’s kind of the point, now get building! And St. Clair rushes into barrel of legos of her own, and she is just stacking them to make a giant stick. But looking over at Sunshine, the intense focus with a mix of child like wonder in her eyes. Sav looking way to comfortable here in her zone while Sydney looks like a fish out of water, just struggling.
Sydney: Again, I can hear you!
Revy: And by some miracle! Sydney finishes first and makes a lego 2 x 4?!! A pretty shoddy one at that. And Sav completes her’s as well… LOOK AT THAT, SHE MANAGED TO ASSEMBLE A STEEL CHAIR MADE OF LEGOS … IT EVEN FOLDS TOO! And Sydney cannot believe her eyes. Sunshine pulls up with that chair in hand but Sydney charges with her stick,,, but it breaks apart over her head. Come on Sydney, the based wasn’t strong enough to maintain the structure. It’s Engineering 101!
Revy: Sunshine swings the chair, but Sydney rolls out of the way. Thwack. Knocking into the barrel of legos, tipping it over. And amazing as it doesn’t break upon impact. Truly, we have a master builder here. St. Clair charges in, but Sunshine tosses the chair, Sydney catches it!! SUNBURST! THE BICYCLE KICK TO THE CHAIR, CONNECTING IT TO THE FACE OF THE CHAMP!
Revy: And surprisingly enough, the chair is still intact as St. Clair goes down. Chair is on top of St. Clair, and Sav with the Double Foot Stomp across the Chest! And another! Savannah picks up the chair, and begins to jam it across the throat of St. Clair, and Sav releases the pressure. St. Clair grasping on to her throat as she gasps for air.
Revy: Sunshine grabbing Sydney by the hair now, she wedges the chair underneath her jaw, and with all her might, slams her downward, sending St. Clair flying backwards. Savannah showing a lot of creativity with her offense here now as eyes the lego statue of Yoda besides her. And look at that! Sunshine lifts Yoda from the ground and lifts it over her head! SHE TOSSES IT TOWARDS SYDNEY’S DIRECTION! AND EXPLODE, YODA DOES!!
But St. Clair managing to roll out of the way at the nick of time. And St. Clair with a Koppu Kick! Sunshine teeters, but St. Clair follows up with a meteora! Knees driving Savannah back first across the remains of what was once Yoda and Savannah screams in pain. I gotta tell you, you ever step on one of these, Kenny? Hurts like a real bitch. Can’t imagine landing on your back across them gotta feel like.
Kenny: Actually, Revy, it’s more painful to step on Legos than to fall on them, because the tissue on the bottom of your foot is filled with nerve ending, and is more sensitive.
Revy: You don’t say? Damn, Kenny, you’re smart. But Sydney picks up Savannah Sunshine once more. St. Clair hoists her over the shoulder, AND ANOTHER BODY SLAM ON TOP OF WHAT IS LEFT OF YODA! Sydney grabs Savannah’s make-shift lego chair, and props it in a seating position. She picks Savannah back up, and she places her upside down on the chair. I don’t quite know how to describe it.
Kenny: It’s kind of like a Tree of Woe, but on the Chair.
Revy: That’s it. Sunshine’s body just resting on top of the chair… BUT HERE COME SYDNEY WITH TM-68…. CANNONBALL SENTON, CAUSING THE CHAIR UNDERNEATH SAV TO COLLAPSE AND EXPLODE INTO PIECES! That chair couldn’t handle that impact let alone that weapon of ass destruction that is Sydney. St. Clair pulls Sav from the pile of wreckage and goes for the cover!
One!...Two!!... Kickout!
Revy: Sydney picking up what appears to be Yoda’s head now, and places it on top of Savannah’s skull now. She places her foot on top of it! AND SHE IS STOMPING ON SAV’S FACE WITH YODA’S HEAD! Gotta give Sydney credit there. She might know how to build, but she sure knows how to destroy them.
Savannah attempting to crawl away, but St. Clair grabs Sunshine by the tights, St. Clair is aiming for that statue of Batman now, BUT SUNSHINE MANAGES TO REVERSE THE MOMENTUM AND WHIPS ST. CLAIR INTO THE BUST OF THE DARK KNIGHT. AND SUNSHINE FOLLOWS UP WITH A JUMPING HIGH KNEE TO THE JAW OF SYDNEY ONCE MORE.
Revy: St. Clair keels over on top of the bust of Batman, but Sav grabbing Sydney by the hair now, and… and…. SHE’S TRYING TO DRIVE SYDNEY’S EYE INTO THE EARS OF THE CAPED CRUSADER! SHE’S TRYING TO BLIND THE CHAMP HERE! SYDNEY’S FACE INCHING CLOSER AND CLOSER AS ST.CLAIR TRIES TO PUSH AWAY.
But Sunshine seems to be getting the advantage now as St Clair’s eyes seem to a mere half inch from touching that spike!!... BUT SYDNEY SNAPS THE EARS OFF THE STATUE AND SAV STUMBLES FORWARD FROM THE MOMENTUM. St. Clair with Batman’s ears in her hand now, she flips it into a make shift club… and Sydney with the swing!
POW! It connects, with Sav barely blocking from what could had been a match ending head shot. Sunshine on the floor now trying to shake off the cobwebs from the impact. As Sydney looks around. Something has caught her attention as she grabs a hold of Sunshine. She uses her as a battering ram….. AND SENDS HER FLYING INTO THE STATUE OF LIBERTY!
Revy: Savannah’s bounces off the figure, and Sydney catches her once more… AND DROPS HER DOWN FOR A DDT ON THE FLOOR! OUCH! But St. Clair doesn’t cover! She’s making her way behind Lady Liberty now. Oh no, I’ve seen that look on her face before. That’s the same face Sav made earlier…. AND SYDNEY IS KICKING THE STATUE OF LIBERTY! THE AUDACITY!
St. Clair trying to tip the statue over now as she kicks it’s base. Like a lumberjack chopping down a tree, but how dare she?! This is an iconic landmark, a symbol of freedom and America and she wants to use to crush Savannah Sunshine! Sav struggling to get up as Sydney manages to get the statue to slightly tip over.
Sydney grabbing it form the base now…. And she attempts to power lift the statue…. It’s tipping forward! NO, SAV, GET OUT OF THERE!! It’s falling… falling…. FALLING!! TIIIIIIMBEEEEEEER!! And ST.CLAIR JUST MANAGED TO BRING DOWN THIS NATION ON SAVANNAH! I’m telling you Kenny. These phat ass white women are gonna be the end of this country.
Revy: Sydney may had just crushed Sunshine there, but in order to win this match, she still needs to pin her. Sydney attempting to lift the statue off of Sunshine, but there is no use. Jesus, if Sydney can’t lift it, it gotta be heavy! Kenny, go help them out!
(Sydney, Kenny, and the Referee attempt to push the statue of the way, managing to push it forward a few feet, causing it to roll to it’s side…. But Savannah Sunshine is no where to be seen.)
Revy: Hold up, where is the body?! WE CAN’T HAVE A BODY HIDDEN IN LEGOLAND! Where in the hell?.... OVER THERE!! FROM TOP OF THE BASE OF THE STATUE OF LIBERTY…… GERONIMOOOOOOOOOO! The diving cross body connects and Sunshine with the pin, but Sav quickly breaks the pin and continues to mount an assault of punches!
Savannah: YOU JUST TRIED TO KILL ME! DIE YOURSELF!!
Revy: Sydney pushes Savannah off. Both women back up to their feet as St. Clair throws a clothesline. Sav ducks and smashes her with a forearm, Sunshine with an Irish whip, sending St. Clair towards the Lego statue of the T-Rex! ST. CLAIR MANAGES TO STOP HERSELF BEFORE IMPACT!! SHE TURNS AROUND…. ONLY TO BE MET WITH A SPEAR! DRIVING ST.CLAIR INTO THE T-REX! DECAPITATING IT’S LEG!
BOTH WOMEN ARE DOWN, BUT THEY AREN’T THE ONLY ONE AS THE T-REX CAN’T STAND ON A SINGLE LEG!! AND IT COLLAPSES ON BOTH OF THEM! SAV AND SYDNEY MANAGE TO CRAWL FROM UNDER THE RUBBLE, AND ONCE AGAIN THEY ARE BACK AT IT AGAIN!
(Meanwhile in the secret lab in the back of the Lego Store, a scientist stands before a group of business executives, behind him a contraption with a monitor.)
Scientist: Gentleman, I bring to you, the future of Lego, for I, Dr. Quackenbottom have made a grand discovery. For you may all know, legos are expensive to create, but what if? What if there was a way to acquire more legos for much cheaper. Behold, I give to you…. A portal, to an alternate dimension made up on entirely out of Legos!
Lego Businessman: Quackenbottom, have you gone mad? We paid you to find an alternative to create legos cheaper and more effectively and you are presenting to us some fictional land of legos?
Scientist: I knew you would question my genius, so I will prove it that it exists.
(The Scientist goes to the machine and fiddles with the input as a portal begins to open and on the monitor, a fictional city of lego appears.)
Scientist: Watch carefully now, and I release this pigeon into the portal.
(The pigeon flies into the portal, and momentarily appears on the monitor in a lego body. The pigeon grabs a piece of rock and returns back through the portal, dropping a chunk of lego on the table as the business men are amazed.)
Scientist: You see? I have created a portal through this world in which we can export it’s resources and we can sell it to the public.
Lego Businessman: Quackenbottom, we are sorry that we doubted you. With this, we can cut the cost of production… and continue to sell legos at the price we have them at!
(Everyone in the room does the cliche evil laugh as noises of struggle can be heard from the outside.)
Scientist: I thought the store was closed to the public today?
Lego Businessman: It is closed for the day. Wait, what day is it today?
(Suddenly, Savannah Sunshine is thrown through the door and St. Clair follows through. Revy, Kenny, and the referee follow behind closely)
Scientist: What is the meaning of this?! Get out of here this instant.
Revy: Whose this nerd? I thought this store was closed today.
Scientist: I’m not a nerd!
Revy: You sure about that? You’re wearing a white coat and working on a day when everyone else is off? …. NEEEERD! And Sunshine with a back body drop, sending Sydney flying on top of the…. Um… Doohickey. Oooh, look, sparks flying.
Scientist: What are you all doing?! My invention! You’re going to…. Oh no… the portal is becoming unstable!
Revy: The what now?
(Suddenly, the portal begins to expand as Savannah and Sydney continue to fight, Everyone else ducks for cover as the portal explodes outward, before imploding back into nothingness. Poof, vanish.)
Revy: What the fuck was that? Kenny, you alright? We good to continue this…. Um… where did Sav and Sydney go? They were just here a moment ago all over each other’s neck.
Kenny: Um… Revy… You might want to take a look up at the monitor up there.
(Revy, Kenny, Quackenbottom, and businessmen all look up to the monitor and they couldn’t believe what they saw.)
Ref: What the fuck is going on here?! Are we? No, this can’t be real! NOPE! THIS IS ALL A DREAM!
Sydney: What is this place? And why does the ref look like a lego…. Wait?! Sav, YOU TOO!
Savannah: Oooh, this place is so colorful and fun! Is everything here made of … LEGOS?!!
Sydney: So are we?! But how is this even possible?!
Revy: Guys? Can you hear me?
Sydney: Revy? Are you there?! GET US OUT OF HERE!!
Revy: Yeah, so like, apparently this mad scientist discovered some dimension made of legos and y’all happened to get sucked up into it, so ….yeah.
Sydney: Yeah?... “YEAH!!” That’s all you have to say about it?!
Revy: Look, we are working on a fix now, so calm your ass down.
Sydney: What the hell are we suppose to do in the mean time?!
Revy: I mean…. The match is still going and you have a referee there.
Sydney: Match?! MATCH?!! WE DON’T GOT TIME TO WORRY ABOUT A MATCH RIGHT NOW. ISN’T THAT RIGHT, SAV…
(Sydney turns around to see Savannah with a giant lego hammer about to swing, frozen in place as Sunshine realizes she just got caught.)
Sydney: You … bitch.
Revy: Folks, we are experiencing a little technical difficulties with the LAW Specialist Championship match, but regardless of that, the action continues as Savannah Sunshine with a huge swing, sending Sydney flying into the wall. Sydney quickly back up from the impact, but has to re-align her head. I CAN’T BELIEVE IT FOLKS, IT’S ONLY HERE ON LAW YOU WILL SEE THIS KIND OF LEGO DEATH MATCH!
Look at Sunshine go as she begins to build her next creation! It’s… it’s… I don’t know what that is. It looks like a mix of a unicorn and a cat… towering over St. Clair as she proceeds to batter the champ around like a ball of yarn. Sydney manages to slip past it and charges at Sunshine, ONLY TO BE KNOCKED TO THE SIDE BY …. Lego Hello Kitty?
I don’t know how to tell you guys this, but Sydney St. Clair is getting beat up by Hello Kitty as Savannah Sunshine continues to let her imagination run loose. Sydney attempting to crawl away, BUT SUNSHINE CATCHES HER WITH THE SHINIEST RAINBOW! THE SHINING WIZARD CONNECTS AND ST. CLAIR GOES DOWN! WE MAY HAVE A NEW CHAMP AS SAV GOES FOR THE COVER!
ONE!.....
TWO!........
THREEEEEEE….. ST. CLAIR POPS THE SHOULDER UP!! HOW?!!
Kenny: I mean, when you are a lego, you don’t have knees or a shin.
Revy: True dat, Kenny. True… dat! St. Clair continues to take a beating, but she refuses to back down. That’s the fighting spirit of the champ there, even in a moment of disadvantage. If only Sydney didn’t spend her youth being boring and focusing on how to be a wrestler, she might have some ounce of creativity here.
Sydney: Come on, I can do this. Just build something! Anything!
Revy: What’s this? Sydney is building something. Perhaps there is hope for the champ here as she assembles… nevermind, it’s a double decker couch. Worse Idea I have ever seen.
Kenny: I like it, it has cup holders.
Sydney: DAMN IT!
Revy: AND SAVANNAHS GIANT HORNED PUSSY MONSTRACITY DESTROYS IT IN A SINGLE SMASH AS SYDNEY ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY. Only to be caught by Hello Kitty …. GERMAN SUPLEX, DROPPED ON HER HEAD! How is Sav even doing this? Her lego creation has sentient here? Could she be…. GOD IN THIS DIMENSION?!
Savannah: KNEEL BEFORE ME, MORTALS!!
Revy: Oh boi, she is letting it all go through her head! AND NOW AN URANAGE, SLAMMING SYDNEY TO THE GROUND. I thought this would be all fun and shit, but it’s honestly hard to watch at this point. Savannah goes for the cover and the official makes the count, but St. Clair kicks out.
Savannah: JUST GIVE ME WHAT I WANT!
Sydney:...... no.
Savannah: So be it! It seems like I won’t have to just take away your title, but I’ll….. TAKE YOUR SPIRIT AWAY TOO!!
Revy: And Sav lets out an evil laugh as she starts to assemble something huge. Sydney looks up to the sky as something huge is being created, casting it’s shadow, is it a meteor…. No… It…. it’s….. Totoro!! FROM STUDIO GHIBLI RAINING FROM THE SKY!! My god, we’re gonna get hit with so many lawsuits for this match along with all the damage that has already been caused!
Kenny: I don’t know what is worse. The fact that Savannah, who is typically so good and wholesome has been corrupted with power so quickly, or the fact that she made a “Spirited Away” reference, but Tororo is from “My Neighbor Totoro.”
Revy: It’s huge as it descends from the sky. There is no way Sydney can out run that. Savannah casts her little minions upon Sydney now. This is horrible as they all begin to swarm her only to be crushed by a fat cat. ….. NANI?!! WHAT IS THIS?!! Sydney just…. DECAPITATED HELLO KITTY!! ST. CLAIR WITH A LEGO SWORD IN HAND NOW as she slays all of Sav’s creation.
Kenny: I think Sydney is starting to get it. She might not be able to make cute and creative things, but as a nerd, she can rip off and start violating copyright.
Revy: Wait what?! No!! NO!! NOOOOOO! Not this!! ST. CLAIR JUST BUILT THE MOON FROM LEGEND OF ZELDA AND RAMMED IT AGAINST TOTORO!! AS AMAZING AS THAT IS A SIGHT TO BE BEHOLD, WE CAN’T HAVE NINTENDO ON OUR ASSES TOO!! Pieces or Lego are raining from the sky now as St. Clair removes her lego sword from the heart of … what do I call that thing?!
Kenny: Uni-kitty.
Revy: Yes! That’s it. Sydney St. Clair has killed the Uni-kitty. Thanks for the assist Kenny, as Sydney and Savannah start have their staredown. The city having been left in destruction. It’s a great thing that there were no other living things around.
Uni-Kitty:..... End… meh..
Revy: Can we move the camera away from that and focus on the two? Savannah makes the first move as she builds a butterfly…. But Sydney counters by creating a falcon, but not just any falcon…. It’s the MIllennium Falcon! AND BOTH TAKE TO THE SKY AND FIGHT.
Savannah showing hints of frustrations as she muster up her next challenge for the champ, SHE BUILDS A GIANT MONKEY, BUT ALREADY ST. CLAIR IS AHEAD OF HER WITH GODZILLA?! NOT TOHO AS WELL!! AND THE TWO TITANS LOCK ARMS AND COLLIDE. Savannah starts to whip up her next weapons…. IT’S THE RAINBOW UNICORN! Thank goodness, nothing that isn’t trademarked. OH COME ON!!
Kenny: Homer Simpson is beating up a Unicorn. Wild.
Savannah: Enough! I might not know geology well, but where I’m sending you, you won’t find on a map.
Sydney: Savannah, this isn’t you! You’re letting your imagination run wild and it’s turned you into a bitch. Is this truly all worth it for the LAW Specialist Championship?
Savannah: Yes.
Sydney: Yeah, that was a stupid question. Title is mine! GO DIE YOURSELF!!
Revy: Black legos begin to circle around Savannah now as she gathers a mass of dark energy until it consumes her. Sunshine transforms into the Black Dragon. The Dragon unleashes a breath of fire upon Sydney, whom rolls out of the way as St. Clair quickly builds and equips herself in a knights armor. Savannah takes to the sky as St. Clair begins to build a pegasus. Sydney and the winged horse takes to the sky, ducking and weaving past the fire.
St. Clair lunges forward and drives the sword into the heart of the Dragon, but it’s no use, and the sword shatters. And Sav with a tail swipe to send Sydney flying, but manages to stay in the air. Sunshine lets out a vicious roar as she chases after Sydney, St. Clair throwing everything she has at Savannah, but unable to slow her down.
Revy: Savannah closing in on Sydney, but Sydney manages to build a jet pack on her pegasus and manages to expand the gap between them! Sydney and Sav flying through the air, Sydney flies between the buildings as Sav blinding follows!! And gets caught in between the two towers, wedged in between!
Savannah: NO! … I’M STUCK!!
Revy: This is it! THIS IS SYDNEY’S CHANCE AS ST.CLAIR HAS SAVANNAH IN A SECURED PLACE! SUNSHINE ATTEMPTS TO FIGHT OUT OF IT, BUT ST. CLAIR IS BUILDING, AND IT’S HUGE… IT’S MASSIVE! IT’S…. NO WAY!! It’s a GIANT LEGO VERSION OF WRESTLING LEGEND, TARAH NOVA!! Sydney’s personal trainer and mentor!
Savannah: Oh… fudge…
Revy: Are you seeing this shit?! Lego Tarah Nova charges at Sunshine now ….. HYPERNOVA… THE SHINING WIZARD!! …. KA-BOOM!! POW! RIGHT IN THE KISSER AND EVERYTHING COMES CRASHING DOWN! SUNSHINE UNABLE TO MAINTAIN HER FORM FALLS FROM THE SKY AND DROPS THE GROUND, BREAKING INTO PIECES!
Kenny: Did Sav just die?
Revy: SYDNEY RUNS TO MAKE THE COVER! SHE GRABS SAV’S HEAD, TORSO, AND LEG AND QUICKLY REASSEMBLES HER. The referee finally catching up to the scene as Sydney make the cover! PIN!!
ONE!.....
TWO!.....
THREEEE!
Revy: DING DING?
Sydney raises her hand in the air in victory. St. Clair has managed to get the 3 Count! But the ref is trying to tell her something.
Sydney: I won! Declare me the winner!
Referee: No, look closer. You have to pin her on her shoulder!! You pinned her on her chest!!
Revy: YES! AFTER A CLOSER LOOK! SAV’S TORSO WAS ASSEMBLED BACKWARDS, THEREFORE THE PINFALL DOESN’T COUNT!
Sydney: Oh what a load of?!!
Revy: St. Clair now attempting fix Savannah’s body, twisting, turning, reassembling…. BUT SAVANNAH SUNSHINE CATCHES SYDNEY OFF-GUARD WITH A SMALL PACKAGE! SHOULDERS DOWN!!
ONE!.....
TWO!....
THREE!!
DING DING... Oh hey, you know what the sound is?That means they fixed the machine.
And Sydney manages to fight out of it! Alright guys, it’s time to bring you back! HOLD ON TO YOUR BOWELS! IT’S GONNA BE A CRAZY RIDE!!
(Suddenly, a portal opens and begins to suck up and Sydney, Savannah, The Referee, and remaining lego residue. Sydney, Sav, and the official return through the portal first and re-emerge in the real world, but behind them, a tidal wave of legos follow and engulfs them and fills the room.)
Revy: SHUT IT OFF! WE GOT EM!
(The portal shuts off as we return to the real world once more.) The lego pieces, scattered all over the floor now as Savannah and Sydney rises up from the rubble. They look at each other from across the room now and Sydney steps forward.)
Sydney: OW!!
Revy: What is this?! Their boots?!! They are gone!! I see! So footwear are unable to make it through the portal and must have disintegrated on the trip back. What an extremely convenient set up for this next part!
Sydney and Savannah look back at each other once more, and with conviction in their eyes, they charge at one another, knowing full hell they are about the experience. For the sake of this moment, we will be using our slow-mo cam.
(Camera shifts to a montage as music beings to play to cover the excruciating sound of Savannah and Sydney screaming in agony as each step they take. A chorus begins to play as as camera constantly shifts back and forth between Savannah and Sydney, each one with tears streaming from their eye.)
Everything is Awesome,
Everything is cool when you're part of a team
Everything is Awesome when you're living out a dreams
Everything is better when we stick together,
Side by side you and I gonna win forever?
Let's party forever
We're the same unlike you, you & me we are a working in harmony
Everything is Awesome,
Everything is cool when you're part of a team
Everything is Awesome when you're living out a dreams
(Montage ends with Sav and Sydney meeting up in the middle of the room after attempting to hit each other with the “shining wizards” only for them to both to simply jump into each other and flopping on the ground as they both cry in pain.)
Revy: Kenny, that was beautiful. You have the voice of an angel!
Kenny: It felt appropriate as I think this is the end.
Revy: Sydney and Savannah are both down, the Specialist title is on the line. St. Clair and Sunshine pushing themselves back up to their feet, biting their lips through the pain, both breathing heavy. ST.CLAIR WITH THE FIRST MOVE AS SHE GOES FOR THE ROLLING THUNDER JUMPING DDT! … BUT SAVANNAH ANSWER WITH THE STARBURST!! THE BICYCLE KICK IN MID-AIR!
SUNSHINE PICKS ST.CLAIR UP, SHE GOES FOR THE NORTHERN LIGHT SUPLEX… THE GOODNIGHT MOON AND LIFTS HER OVER HEAD!! … BUT ST. CLAIR MANAGES TO SHIFT THE MOMENTUM BACK DOWN, SHE LANDS ON HER FEET, AND GOES FOR THE CLASH AT DEMONHEAD, BUT SUNSHINE BLOCKS. SAVANNAH TWISTS HERSELF FROM HER ARM, AND RIPCORDS INTO A JUMPING HIGH KNEE TO THE JAW OF THE PAWG.
Sydney drops to her knee and Savannah charges, THE SHINIEST RAINBOW, THE SHINING WIZARD TO TAKE OFF THE HEAD OF THE CHAMP! …. AND IT CONNECTS!! DOWN GOES SYDNEY!! WE MAY HAVE A NEW CHAMPION HERE! COVER!!
ONE!!!
TWO!!.....
…. TIMMY!!!
(Camera shifts to a little boy playing in his bedroom)
Timmy: WHAT MOM?!! I’m trying to play with my legos here!!
Mom: Come down stairs now and take out the trash already before I whup your ass!!
Timmy: JUST A COUPLE MORE MINUTES! LET ME ENJOY MY LIMITED EDITION, LAW LETHAL HEARTS THREE, LEGO DEATH MATCH SET FEATURING LAW SPECIALIST CHAMPION, SYDNEY ST. CLAIR AND CHALLENGER SAVANNAH SUNSHINE. WHICH ALSO INCLUDES SPECIAL HOST REVY AND KENNY AND THE REFEREE!!
Narrator: That’s right, you heard it here, folks. In collaboration with LAW, we are releasing this set to commemorate this moment.
Timmy: AND SAVANNAH SUNSHINE WITH THE SHINIEST RAINBOW TO ST. CLAIR! AND SHE IS OUT FOR THE COUNT!!
Narrator: This set include a replica of the lego store as well as the secret laboratory in the back for the immersion. Get yours soon before it runs out!
Timmy: And look, Revy even comes with a six pack!! (THUMBS UP)
Narrator: And also releasing with this, pre-order now and get your 1/10 scale replica of the Lego Tarah Nova! Get it now, you simps! Also limited!!
(Camera returns to the match)
THREEEEEEEEEEEE…… NO!! THE MATCH CONTINUES!! SYDNEY KICKS OUT!
Revy: What does it take to put this PAWG down?! Savannah can’t believe it either. Sunshine goes for the cover again, but St. Clair raises the shoulders once more. And Savannah is throwing a fit, throwing lego pieces at the official.
Come on, Sav, don’t lose focus here. Just hit her with another one of those, and that title is as good as yours! Sav lifts Sydney back up to her knees, and she goes for the Shiniest Rainbow once more!! … BUT ST.CLAIR DUCKS AND GRABS THE LEG, SHE SPINS HER AROUND!! MAGIC SATCHEL!! THE LUNGEBLOWER CONNECTS AND SAV DROPS!!
SYDNEY PICKS UP SUNSHINE NOW…. AND WITH EVERY OUNCE OF STRENGTH SHE HAS LEFT!! SHE LIFTS HER UP…. THE PUMPHANDLE CUT THROAT DRIVER.. .THE AUTOMATIC MIDNIGHT, DROPPING SUNSHINE HEAD FIRST ON TOP OF THE PILES OF LEGOS!! ST. CLAIR HOOKS THE LEG!!
ONE!!
TWO!!
THREE!!
KICKOUT!! ….. But Savannah was unable to.
DING DING DING!!
Revy: THE WINNER OF THE MATCH AND STILL YOUR LAW SPECIALIST CHAMPION…… SYDNEY ST. CLAIR!!
What an insane battle that was for the LAW Specialist Championship. Another classic defense for St. Clair. Truly a hard fought battle from Savannah Sunshine, whom I think might had technically died there for a moment. Like, how many people can say they survived decapitation? No one! That’s who.
Kenny: True, Sav fought well, but in the end, Sydney managed to overcome and beat the odds and secure a win. Her reign continues to grow as St. Clair raises her title in the air. Sav waking up and realizing what has just happened and can’t help but look disappointed. But here come Sydney to offer a hand back up. She hesitates, but Sav reluctantly agrees and Sydney pulls her back up. St. Clair giving Savannah a nod in acknowledgement, a sign of respect for the challenger and Sav returns the gesture. She raises Sydney’s arm in the air in victory as we conclude this epic battle. It was great to be here Revy… Revy?! Where did you go?
Revy: RUN KENNY, BEFORE THEY MAKE US CLEAN UP ALL OF THIS!!
Kenny: This is Kenny and Revy, signing out, enjoy the rest of Lethal Hearts and congrats to Sydney St. Clair for another successful title defense. Good Night.
[5 Minute Intermission]
(The camera opens to London Morris standing in the ring.)
London Morris: Once again, please welcome...THE DEFTONES!
(COMMERCIAL AD)
COMING SOON NEXT SEASON…
40 COMPETITORS.
4 BLOCKS.
1 WINNER.
1 PRIZE.
(A shot of the famous Madison Square Garden is shown.)
A CHANCE TO MAIN EVENT LETHAL HEARTS 4.
A SEASON-LONG EVENT.
(What follows is a glimpse of LAW’s Season 4 events)
AMERICANA. WASHINGTON DC. JULY 2021.
NORTHERN EXPOSURE. TORONTO. SEPTEMBER 2021.
DIA DE MUERTOS. MEXICO CITY. OCTOBER 2021.
SIN CITY. LAS VEGAS. DECEMBER 2021.
FINISH LINE. INDIANAPOLIS. MARCH 2022.
WELCOME TO LETHAL LEAGUE: NORTH AMERICAN TOUR.
THE ULTIMATE GRAND PRIX.
JUNE 2021.
(A vignette plays showing Roxy’s entire LAW Championship run starting from her and Roni de Vil dethroning Kayla Winters at Sin City ‘19. She defeats Roni de Vil at Lethal Hearts 2 to become the sole Lethal Angel Champion and goes on to defend her title throughout the season at Americana, Thunderstruck, Sin City, Collision Course 3, and Amazon Warfare. Kayla Winters is shown pinning April Song to become the sole survivor in the Amazon Warfare Match which earned her a shot at the Lethal Angel Championship. This is followed by several flashbacks of their time as Sweet Winters during their tag reign where they lost their belts at the first Lethal Hearts in a TLC Match against Sugar & Spice and the winners of that match, The Sakaraba Sisters. Their relationship officially ended at Homecoming ’19 when Kayla Winters captured the Lethal Angel Championship. Fast forward to Kayla’s year-long reign as IJWF World Champion. The last clip of the vignette shows the two facing each other with the city of LA in the background.)
(The camera shifts to the interior of the arena where an army of businesspeople walk on stage, each one on their cellphones. A group of butlers and maids walk on stage as well and stand on both sides of the ramp. The business people are employees of Winters Media and the servants are employees of the Winters family. As “Money” by Pink Floyd plays, **ACTUAL MONEY** starts falling from the rafters. The fans are going nuts as they reach for what seems to be US dollar bills. Kayla Winters walks out with Christy Winters and Grace Hollister. The challenger is wearing her orange and black Rugby uniform from her days playing at Princeton University.)
Monica Vaughan: Someone seems to be in the school spirit! Kayla Winters is representing her alma mater! Do you know she has a degree in Molecular Biology!?
Kat Ricci: Yeah, crazy, huh? This woman has accomplished everything and can accomplish anything she set her mind to! Fresh off a year-long IJWF World Championship reign, she went on to win the first-ever Amazon Warfare Match, earning her the main event spot in tonight’s show! She’s making it rain as she makes her way down the ramp with the servants of the Winters family bowing before their employer! Christy and Grace remain on stage. This is likely because Kayla wants to be out on her own. She and Roxy have unfinished business which will be dealt with tonight!
Monica Vaughan: Former allies turned to bitter rivals. It doesn’t get more personal than that, Kat.
(Kayla climbs into the ring and goes to the nearest corner. As everyone else leaves to the back, the lights in the arena go dark. The sound of thunder and lightning could be heard throughout the arena as it feels like the heavens themselves are raging above the audience. A small spotlight shines in the rafters showing Roxy dressed in a black fantasy-style corset with black angel wings. On one hand, is a scythe and the other is the Lethal Angel Championship.)
(As she is lifted down to the stage by a hidden cord, “Fill the Crown” by Poppy plays. Roxy unties herself from the crowd and as she makes her way down the map, she tosses the scythe into the crowd and holds the Lethal Angel Championship with both hands above her head. On her outfit is the iconic Brody Sparks Symbol)
Monica Vaughan: Not only is she honoring my late sister but she’s dressed like a literal Lethal Angel!
Kat Ricci: That’s one hell of a message if I ever saw one! Roxy is showing that she’s the face of this company and that she and that title is one and the same! You love to see it!
Monica Vaughan: For 497 days she’s reign as the face of the company. Standing between her and immortality is her former partner and LAW Champion!
(Roxy takes off her wings before climbing into the ring. London Morris begins the introductions.)
London Morris: The following main event is scheduled for one fall and it is for the LETHAL ANGEL CHAMPIONSHIP! First, the challenger! From Malibu, by way of Manhattan Beach, CA! She weighs 160 lbs and is the 2021 Amazon Warfare Winner! She is the “Hybrid Wrestling Machine” KAYLA WINTERS!
(Kayla walks out with her arms outstretched and goes back to her corner.)
London Morris: Her opponent! From Las Vega, NV! Weighing at 135 lbs...she is your REIGNING! DEFENDING! LETHAL ANGEL CHAMPION OF THE WOOORRRRRRRRLD! “THE PLAYTIME PRINCESS!” “THE GAME MASTER!” “THE ASYLUM QUEEN!” THE ONE AND ONLY ROXYYYYYYYY!!!!!
(Roxy holds her title high in the air before handing it to the ref and returning her corner. Several moments pass as the tension is thick in the Staples Center.)
(DING! DING! DING!)
Monica Vaughan: And here we are in the main event of Lethal Hearts 3! The fans are on their feet as we're witnessing the final match of the season: Roxy vs Kayla Winters!
Kat Ricci: These two have a shared history. One of the most dominant Lethal Tag Team Champions as Sweet Winters, and Roxy was the one who ended Kayla's reign!
Monica Vaughan: The interesting thing about all of this is that Kayla probably feels Roxy's historic reign could've been hers! If Kayla never lost the belt we could be looking at the longest-reigning Letha Angel Champion of our lifetime!
Kat Ricci: I'm sure Roxy has taken that into account as both women have a stare-off in the center of the ring. Both Roxy and Kayla feel like they have something to prove in this match! Roxy is gesturing for Kayla to come to her, but Winters want it the other way around!
Monica Vaughan: Both women opt for locking up! The former tag champions formerly known as Sweet Winters are now fighting for the most prized title in women’s wrestling! For 497 days Roxy has kept her foot on the neck of LAW! For 365 days Kayla Winters was IJWF World Champion competing against the best of LAW, JET, RCW, and J-ROK! Now these two titans, possibly the two best wrestlers on LAW- hell the two most dominant champions of our generation male or female are going at it! Kayla is pushing Roxy towards the corner, but the champ turns Kayla around at the last second and pushes her into the turnbuckles!
Kat Ricci: Roxy is backpedaling towards the center of the ring while telling Kayla to bring it on! I saw the champ look this confident before! During her reign, she’s survived Roni de Vil, Eris, Amber Payne, Nina Sanada, Liz Karlson, Rebecca Brookes, April Song, and Llorona! She’s had six successful defenses with the belt and if she wins tonight not only will she be the longest reigning Lethal Angel Champion of all time, but have the most defenses at 7!
Crowd: LET’S GO ROX-Y!
Crowd: LET’S GO KAY-LA!
Crowd: LET’S GO ROXY!
Crowd: LET’S GO KAY-LA!
Monica Vaughan: The Staples Center already knows this match is going to be one for the ages! And again another collar-and-elbow tie-up! They’re getting a feel for one another- surprise takedown by Roxy!
Kat Ricci: This might seem odd to the untrained eye, but I can see how a smaller fighter like Roxy is taking down Kayla with ease! She’s using Kayla’s size against her, which is something you’re taught in judo and aikido! Rumor has it that Roxy was taking MMA classes for this match, much like how Kayla was trained before her LAW debut! Kayla does a kip-up to her feet and yells at Roxy to try it again! The champ doesn’t look surprised in the least! She knows it’s going to take more than a takedown to win this match!
Monica Vaughan: Roxy is the daughter of Robbie V and Claudia Michaels, two of the most established wrestlers of the late 2000s-mid 2010s! For nearly a decade the two of have reigned supreme over their respective promotions and divisions, and now Roxy has done the same with LAW! You can see their genes, their pedigree in Roxy’s movements, psychology, and fighting style! The former friends and tag partners are getting in each other’s face! Kayla pushes Roxy! The champ returns the favor! The women lock-up again and Roxy whips Kayla to the ropes! Roxy drops down, forcing Kayla to cartwheel over the champ! Kayla continues her momentum! She rebounds off the ropes- ROXY WENT FOR THE LEAPFROG BUT WAS CAUGHT! ROXY REVERSES WITH A SUNSET FLIP BUT KAYLA ROLLS OUT OF IT AND BACKFLIPS TO THE NEAREST CORNER IN ONE FULL MOTION! Winters has her arms spread wide, telling Roxy that she knows every move in the champ’s arsenal!
Kat Ricci: That might be true but Roxy’s not wasting anymore time! She maneuvers around Kayla! Winters reverses out of the swinging neckbreaker! She transitions it into a tilt-a-whirl back- ROXY FLIPS OUT OF THE HOLD AND SLIDES TO THE NEAREST CORNER FOR SAFETY! Kayla is flexing before Roxy who is letting her frustrations get the best of her- DROPKICK OUT OF NOWHERE BY THE CHAMP! Kayla jumps to her feet- A SECOND DROPKICK! Kayla kip-ups- A THIRD!
Monica Vaughan: Kayla’s on a knee and Roxy hits the ropes! KAYLA AVOIDS THE FELINA CURB STOMP! ROXY HITS THE PELE AND KAYLA’S KNOCKED THROUGH THE ROPES! Winters landed on her feet outside the ring- BASEBALL SLIDE TO THE FACE! Kayla’s down, but she’s still on one knee! Roxy hist the ropes and charges ahead- TOPE SUICIDA!!!! ROXY FLIES FACE-FIRST INTO KAYLA!!!
Kat Ricci: WAIT! KAYLA ROLLS THROUGH WITH ROXY IN HER ARMS! LOOK AT THE POWER OF THE TWO-TIME WORLD CHAMPION! ROXY’S TRYING TO KICK OUT OF IT, BUT KAYLA HAS A TIGHT HOLD! SHE’S CARRYING ROXY BACK TO THE RING AND TOSSES HER OVER THE ROPES FROM RINGSIDE!!!
Monica Vaughan: Kayla slides into the ring and hits the ropes! SPECIAL K- ROXY LEAPFROGS OVER THE SPEAR AND BOUNCES OFF THE ROPES! **ZERO DEATHS!!!** SHE HITS THE RUNNING SPIKE HURRICANRANA AND GOES FOR THE PIN!!!
Jenny Carson: OOOOONNEEEEEEE!!!
TWWWWWWOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Monica Vaughan: Kayla kicks out!
Kat Ricci: What a sequence! Let’s take a look at all of that again!
(A replay shows Kayla catching Roxy midflight during the suicide dive and throwing her back into the ring. The next clip shows Roxy leapfrogging over the spear and countering with Zero Deaths.)
Kat Ricci: Kayla may have the power, but Roxy outwitted her in the end! The champ is pulling the challenger to her feet and hits the ropes! Kayla runs past her and rebounds! Shoulder tackle off the rebound! Roxy hits the canvas hard! Kayla pulls her up...INTO A SCOOP POWERSLAM! Kayla goes for the Sharpshooter- ROXY REVERSES WITH A ROLL-UP! Kayla kicks out-
*SLAP*
Monica Vaughan: **TRAMP STAMP SUPERKICK FROM OUT OF NOWHERE AND ROXY MAKES THE COVER!!** IS IT ENOUGH TO RETAIN!?
Jenny Carson: OOOOOONNNEEEEEEEE!!!
TWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOO!!!
Kat Ricci: Kayla gets the shoulder up! Roxy’s getting a little irritated! You can tell she wants to end things as soon as possible. One wrong move and Kayla could put her away with a well-timed Special K! Roxy mounts Kayla and is hitting some well-delivered MMA elbow strikes! She’s regaining her focus! Kayla attempts a guillotine but Roxy disengages!
Monica Vaughan: Roxy playing it smart by alternating between offense and defense! Kayla retreats to the nearest corner pulls herself up- ROXY WITH THE FOOT TO THE THROAT! KAYLA IS CHOKING FOR DEAR LIFE AND THE CHAMP IS SHOWING NO REMORSE!
Jenny Carson: Cut it out! One! Two! Three! Four! Fi-
Monica Vaughan: Roxy’s leaving the corner as Kayla slumps into a seated position! She gets back to her feet and pulls herself away from the corner while holding onto the ropes. Roxy’s already on her, kicking the thighs! She takes Roxy and slams her face into the nearest turnbuckle! Kayla’s in a daze as Roxy throws her to the ground with a snapmare and transitions into a chin lock!
Kat Ricci: Roxy is playing it smart using her technique and cunning to stay ahead in this match. Her experience in big match situations is paying off though Kayla has had almost as many defenses with both the Lethal Angel and IJWF World Championships!
Monica Vaughan: Kayla may be experienced too at this point, but Roxy switched up her style a little bit to throw off her former comrade! Kayla’s slowly breaking out of the chin lock, though! She fights out of Roxy’s grip but is whipped into the corner last second! Roxy charges- back body drop by Kayla and Roxy lands on the apron! Roxy with a knee to the jaw! Roxy grabs the ropes and goes for a slingshot corner dropkick- KAYLA CATCHES HER! RUNNING SPINEBUSTER! Roxy landed on her neck and back!
Kat Ricci: Both women instinctively roll to the outside! Kayla is on the hunt as she grabs Roxy...AND SLAMS HER SHOULDER FIRST INTO THE STEEL STEPS! CHRIST! WINTERS ISN’T DONE YET AS SHE PICKS UP ROXY’S BODY AND SLAMS HER INTO INTO THE BARRICADE!
Jenny Carson: One!
Kat Ricci: Kayla has turned the match to her favor and is showing no signs of slowing down! She rolls Roxy back into the ring and follows suit! She deadlifts Roxy onto her shoulders…**FIREMAN’S CARRY GUT-BUS-TER!!** Kayla’s taking a moment to gather herself while on one knee. She’s not going to pin Roxy but instead opt to pick her up to her feet-
*SLAP*
Monica Vaughan: ROXY WITH A HARD SMACK ACROSS THE FACE! It had enough force to knock Kayla off her feet, but not for long! **FELINA!!** NO! KAYLA HIT HER WITH A LEAPING SHOULDER BLOCK TO INTERRUPT THE CURB STOMP! Roxy jumps to her feet- SHOULDER TACKLE! Roxy kip-ups- DROPKICK!
Kat Ricci: Kayla is feeling the momentum right now as she moves to the nearest corner! She has Roxy in her sights. The champ sits up- ROLLING NECK SNAP! Kayla picks up Roxy and whips her to the corner!
Kayla: (off mic) THIS IS THE HOUSE I BUILT!
Kat Ricci: RUNNING SHOULDER THRUST INTO THE CORNER! SHE’S UNLOADING A SERIES OF LEFTS AND RIGHTS INTO THE RIBS AS HER SHOULDERS KEEP ROXY IN PLACE!
Jenny Carson: Come on Winters! One! Two! Three! Four!
Monica Vaughan: Kayla emerges from the corner but Roxy explodes forward! Kayla ducks the clothesline! SHOULDERBREAKER! Kayla still at work on that part of Roxy’s body! The champ looks completely vulnerable right now! Kayla walks to the nearest corner and like a predator waiting for its prey she waits for Roxy to get to her feet! She’s stomping on the canvas to make the champ get back on her feet! Roxy’s better off staying down! Roxy’s up and Kayla goes for it! **SPECIAL K!!**
Kat Ricci: WHAT!? ROXY JUST COUNTERED THE SPEAR WITH A ROLLING GUILLOTINE!!! SHE HAS IT LOCKED IN TIGHT!!! HOW THE HELL DID SHE STOP KAYLA’S FINISHER!?
Monica Vaughan: IT LOOKED LIKE ROXY ANGLED HERSELF AT THE LAST MINUTE TO ABSORB THE IMPACT, BUT HAVE ENOUGH STRENGTH TO LOCK IN THE SUBMISSION! KAYLA’S IN DIRE STRAITS RIGHT NOW! ROXY HAS THE BODY SCISSORS LOCKED AROUND WINTERS! THIS COULD BE ANOTHER NOTCH IN THE WIN COLUMN FOR THE CHAMP! THIS COULD BE THE TURNING POINT, THE MOMENT THAT WILL SECURE ROXY’S PLACE AS THE FACE OF LAW GOING INTO SEASON 4!
Kat Ricci: WAIT! KAYLA’S PUSHING HERSELF FORWARD! SHE HAS ROXY’S SHOULDERS PINNED ON THE MAT!
Jenny Carson: OOOOONNEEEE!
TWWWWOOOOOO!
Monica Vaughan: Roxy kicks out! She rolls back to her feet and VICIOUS SHOOT KICK TO THE CHEST! Kayla’s still on her knees as Roxy rebounds off the ropes! **ZERO DE-** KAYA CATCHES ROXY AND LIFTS HER ABOVE HER SHOULDERS! KNEELING POWERBOMB! WAIT ROXY IS TRYING TO COUNTER WITH THE KOJI CLUTCH! SHE’S TRYING TO GET KAYLA INTO **THE JESTER TRAP!!** KAYLA LIFTS ROXY INTO THE AIR ONCE MORE- **BITCH LASAGNA!!! BITCH LASAGNA!!!** IN MID-AIR ROXY COUNTERED INTO A CUTTER!! SHE FALLS OVER KAYLA’S BODY FOR THE W!!!!
Jenny Carson OOONNNNNNNEEEEEEEE!!!!
TWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Monica Vaughan: THE SHOULDER! KAYLA’S SHOULDER WAS UP! Winters kicked out of one of Roxy’s finishers! One of the strongest moves in the champ’s arsenal and it wasn’t enough to take out the challenger!
Kat Ricci: If you think about it, that Bitch Lasagna of hers is normally used as a spike jumping cutter. Given the unique scenario she used it, she surely didn’t get all of it!
Monica Vaughan: Roxy dominated early in this match but bit by bit Kayla has been meeting her at every corner. And now she just shown that it might take more than one finisher to take out the woman she beat for the Lethal Angel Championship!
Kat Ricci: Kayla tries to recover in the nearest corner, but Roxy’s already on her, stomping a mudhole into her!
Jenny Carson: Come on Roxy! One! Two! Three! Four!
Monica Vaughan: Roxy stomps away to the opposite side of the ring and charges back! BRONCO BUSTER! Roxy took Kayla on the ride of her life!
*SLAP*
Monica Vaughan: OUCH! A slap across the face for good measure! She pulls Kayla to her feet and sits on the top turnbuckle. She puts Kayla in a facelock and launches off! She rotates and her feet bounce off the middle rope! TORNADO DDT! WHAT A MODIFICATION! SHE MAKES THE COVER!
Jenny Carson: OOOONNNEEEEEEE!!!
TWWWWWWWOOOOOO!!!!
TH-
Kat Ricci: Kayla kicks out! What innovation from Roxy! What do you even call that!? It’s like some form of a springboard Tornado DDT! Double Springboard Tornado DDT? Hell if I know! Roxy’s climbing to the top! She has her back to Kayla…**ROXY’S DREAM HOUSE!!!** THE MOONSAULT CONNECTS!
Jenny Carson: OOOOOOONNNNNEEEEEE!!!
TWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOO!!!
THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Monica Vaughan: Once again she gets the shoulder up and once again!
Kat Ricci: Kayla is using whatever strength she has left to roll out to the apron. Roxy’s not giving up as she garbs Kayla’s arm and leverages it against the ropes...ARMBREAKER! OUCH!
Monica Vaughan: Roxy is in rare form tonight, probably more so than she has in any match before this one! She slides out and pulls Kayla outside. She has Winters and WHIPS HER INTO THE STEPS! And just like Roxy, she went into it shoulder-first!
Jenny Carson: One!
Kat Ricci: At this point, you can call it karma! Losing the Lethal Tag Team Champions soured their relationship. Fighting for the Lethal Angel Championship ended their partnership. And now with love lost between them, both women are holding nothing back!
Jenny Carson: Two!
Monica Vaughan: Roxy shows off to the crowd before rolling Kayla back into the ring! While she cheats less in her messages these days, you can tell there’s still some of that old Roxy buried underneath her newfound attitude! The ruthless Playtime Princess who led the Dollhouse in OWA and ruled the LAW tag scene as Sweet Winters with Kayla! Roxy rolls back into the ring! Kayla’s already up! Roxy goes for the hurricanrana! Kayla counters with a tilt-a-whirl- **THE JESTER TRAP!!** ROXY’S TRYING TO LOCK IN THE HOLD! KAYLA ROLLS ON THE MAT WITH ROXY- **MALIBU NECK CRANK!!!** KAYLA REVERSED INTO THE LAST CHANCERY!!! SHE HAS THE HOLD LOCKED IN!!! THEY’RE IN THE CENTER OF THE RING!!! IT MIGHT BE OVER FOR THE CHAMP!!!
Kat Ricci: ROXY’S TRYING TO FREE HERSELF, BUT KAYLA HAS THE HOLD AND THE POSITION WELL-PLACED! IT WAS AS IF SHE KNEW ROXY WOULD TRY THAT SUBMISSION AGAIN! Roxy’s not known for her submission game, something Kayla was counting on!
Monica Vaughan: Roxy’s kicking and screaming as she’s trying to escape from the hold! Kayla’s trying to keep it locked but you can tell that the wear and tear of this match are starting to affect her! At this point, it’s a stamina game! Roxy needs to outlast Kayla enough to be able to escape to the ropes! Kayla’sstraining as she’s trying to keep the hold! Roxy’s arching her back….SHE SLIPS OUT! ROXY SCRAMBLES TO THE ROPES WITH KAYLA IN TOW! ROXY MAKES IT!! SHE’S HUGGING THE ROPES!
Kat Ricci: You can see the frustration in Kayla’s eyes as she turns around and stomps off. Roxy slips out to the apron. You can tell she’s playing it safe-
Monica Vaughan: **RAZZLE DAZZLE!!!** WAIT! KAYLA CAUGHT ROXY IN MIDAIR! SHE SWINGS HER DOWN AND WHIPS THE TO RHE ROPES! KAYLA REBOUNDS IN THE OPPOSITE DIRECTION! **SPECIAL K!!!**
Kat Ricci: ROXY LEAPFROGGED OVER THE SPEAR!!! KAYLA ROLLS TO HET FEET AND-
*SLAP*
Monica Vaughan: **TRAMP STAMP!!!** KAYLA’S STILL ON HER FEET! ROXY DIDN’T GET ALL OF THAT SUPERKICK! She grabs Kayla…**THE CAROUSEL!!!** SHINURAI TORNADO DDT!!! ROXY’S NOT GOING FOR THE PIN!! SHE’S SCRAMBLING TO THE NEAREST CORNER!!! SHE’S CLIMBING TO THE TOP!!! WE KNOW WHAT’S ABOUT TO HAPPEN NEXT!!! **THE CURSE OF MIKADO!!**
Kat Ricci: KAYLA ROLLS FROM THE FROG SPASH! WAIT! ROXY ROLLED UPON LANDING! SHE SAVED HERSELF AT THE LAST SECOND! KAYLA’S DESPERATE! **SPECIAL K-**
Monica Vaughan: **BITCH LASAGNA!!! BITCH LASAGNA!!!** KAYLA’S HEAD BOUNCED OFF THE MAT FROM THAT CUTTER!!! ROXY GOT ALL OF IT AND A BAG OF CHIPS!!! SHE FALLS ON KAYLA FOR THE COVER!!!
Jenny/Crowd: OOOOOOOOOOONNNEEEEEEEE!!!!!
TWWWWWWWWOOOOOOO!!!!
THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
(DING!! DING!! DING!!)
(“Play Destroy” by Poppy feat. Grimes plays as Roxy rolls onto her back with an arm over her forehead and her face in utter disbelief.)
London Morris: Your winner by pinfall and STILL YOUR LETHAL ANGEL CHAMPION! **ROXY!!!**
Monica Vaughan: What an ending! In a spectacular sequence of events, Roxy manages to retain the Lethal Angel Championship!!! At the end of this month, this month of April 2021 Roxy will become the longest-reigning LAW World Champion in HISTORY!
Kat Ricci: To say she worked for it is an understatement! Roxy has endured the toughest season of her entire career, taking on legends, current world champions, and finally arguably the most dominant wrestler in the entire IJWF to walk out of season 4 with that belt still intact! After beating the former co-interim champ Roni at LH2, she remains champion at her second Lethal Hearts in a row!
Monica Vaughan: The barricade over here is opening up, who’s coming out!? It’s Robin Roberts! The soon-to-be longest-reigning Lethal Angel Champion! And behind her is Velvet Red! The first-ever Lethal Angel Champion! Velvet is holding the original Lethal Angel Championship in her hand! GM Madam Vega and LAW President Marilyn Bellamy are making their way down the ramp! Behind them is- what!? Miranda Minors! The first LAW Champion of the modern era! Miranda Minors is here!!
Kat Ricci: What a hell of a showing! All of the women are getting into the ring as the ref is handing Roxy her title. She’s just as confused as we are! Velvet Red is handing Robin the belt. Roberts is putting the original championship around Roxy’s waist! It was given to her as a present when the original LAW folded and now she’s passing it on to the most dominant champion in the company’s history! This is respect in its highest form!
Monica Vaughan: Speaking of which, Kayla is on her feet! Everyone is turning their attention to the Amazon Warfare winner as she stumbles towards Roxy with a twisted expression on her face! You can see the frustration on her face, but there’s something else…
(The crowd goes quiet as Roxy and Kayla stare at each other. Roxy has her arms protectively around the current Lethal Angel Championship. A few moments later, Kayla hugs Roxy and plants a kiss on her forehead. As she breaks away, Roxy’s eyes are filled with tears as her body shakes. Kayla points at the title, makes a gesture around her waist, and mouths the phrase “next time” before leaving the ring with dignity.)
Kat Ricci: Sportsmanship. You love to see it. Kayla knows she’s talented enough to win any title she pursues, but she’s selfless enough to allow the winner to have their moment. Sweet Winters may not be a thing anymore, but the mutual respect is there.
(As the fans cheer both Kayla and Roxy, the champ makes her way over to the nearest turnbuckle and climbs it while raising the current Lethal Angel Championship.)
Monica Vaughan: the next time she defends that belt it’ll be well over 502 days. Who will be the one to dethrone “The Playtime Princess” in Season 4? Find out when we come back! Thank you all for supporting us this season - see you next time when we start things off with Lethal Takeover II! Goodnight everyone!
FIN.