Post by LAW-JET Alliance on Aug 1, 2021 2:19:26 GMT
(We open to a shot of the American flag waving in all its glory as a voice over from actor Keith David begins to speak.)
Keith David: America, a land of opportunity.
(A clip showing Devi Krysis winning the Brody Sparks Memorial Battle Royal and Lethal Spark Championship is shown, followed by April Song winning the Second Chance Briefcase at Lethal Hearts 3.)
Keith David: A land of freedom.
(Misha LeCavailier is shown holding the Lethal American Championship in the air, followed by a montage of Sydney St. Clair’s reign with the Lethal Specialist Championship.)
Keith David: Home of the brave.
(The legendary run of Lethal Angel Champion “Sweet” Roxy Vendetta is shown, leading to her being given the original LAW Championship by Robin Roberts, the first Lethal Angel Champion in LAW’s original incarnation.)
Keth David: People from all over flock to the ‘ol Red, White, and Blue looking for a way to change their life for the better…
(A Lethal League logo is shown, followed by clips of the matches that occurred so far in all four blocks.)
Keith David: This season 40 of the best in the world are waging war for the ultimate opportunity…
(A shot of Madison Square Garden - home of Lethal Hearts 4 - is shown.)
Keith David: Who will stand above the rest?
(various clips of the LAW roster are shown.)
Keith David: And who...will be waiting as the best?
(The epic staredown between Roxy and April is shown.)
Keith David: Mass Effect Legendary Edition and Lethal Angels of Wrestling presents...AMERICANA!
(“Americana” by the Offspring plays as we get a shot of the interior of the sold out Capital One Arena as the camera pans over a sea of cheering fans.)
Monica Vaughan: Welcome to the first solo ppv of the year for Lethal Angels of Wrestling! We’re at the dawn of Lethal League and things are already heating up! I’m Monica Vaughan and this is my partner Kat Ricci!
Kat Ricci: Madam Vega has guaranteed that each of the four blocks will have their chance to showcase at one of this season’s ppvs and this weekend Block A will be the first to get a crack at it. In addition, four of those block members will be pulling double duty!
Monica Vaughan: In addition to their Lethal League matches, Revy will get a chance to fight for Sydney St. Clair’s Lethal Specialist Championship in LAW’s first ever Flag Match!
Kat Ricci: Meanwhile, Season of Slaughter will be defending their Lethal Tag Team Championships against Kayla Winters and Rebecca Brookes. And, Misha LeCavalier will be going up against Jessica Hendrix in a Lethal Hearts rematch! Hendrix will have a chance to get her title back!
Monica Vaughan: While the Specialist Championship is main eventing tonight, the Lethal Angel Championship will be bookending this weekend! Roxy’s legacy is on the line as April Song seeks her first world championship!
Kat Ricci: it is a packed ten match show this weekend so without further ado let’s get things started!
("World Princess Pt II" by Grimes plays to a positive reception from the crowd as Etune Manager makes her way.)
London Morris: THE FOLLOWING IS SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL AND IT IS A LETHAL LEAGUE A BLOCK MATCH! INTRODUCING FIRST! FROM BOISE, IDAHO!! ETUNE MANAGER!!
Monica Vaughan: Here we go with the opening contest of Americana 2021 and it’s the first of MANY Lethal League matches you’ll be seeing here tonight as Etune Manager and her opponent try to get on the board after not being able to secure wins on the first night of block action!
Kat Ricci: We’ll just see as she has to face off against a dangerous woman in La Llorona who also lost her first Lethal League---**HEY WHAT THE HELL?! LLORONA JUST ASSAULTED ETUNE FROM BEHIND!**
(The crowd boos as Llorona charges at Etune, beating her down while not caring for the crowd’s negative reaction!)
Monica Vaughan: Llorona willing to cheat if it means she gets the win here tonight as she sends Etune into the ring now and forces the referee to ring for the opening bell!
(DING DING DING)
Kat Ricci: I GUESS THIS IS HOW WE’RE GOING TO START AMERICANA 2021 AS ETUNE IS GETTING BACK TO HER FEET BUT LLORONA IS RIGHT THERE BEHIND HER AND IMMEDIATELY GRABS A HOLD OF ETUNE IN AN INVERTED HEADLOCK! LOOKING FOR A FUSILADO POSSIBLY!
Monica Vaughan: ETUNE IS FIGHTING OUT OF IT AS SHE SNAPMARES LLORONA AND MAKING THE FORMER OWA CHAMPION GIVE THE HOLD! Both competitors on their feet as Llorona swings wildly but Etune ducks… OH MY GOD! **ETUNE WITH THE BEST MOVE IN THE WORLD! BACKSLIDE FOR THE UPSET OF THE YEAR!**
Referee: **ONNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!**
**TTTWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!**
**TTTTTTHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!**
**DING DING!!**
…..
….
Crowd: OOOOH!!! YOU FUCKED UP! YOU FUCKED UP!
Kat Ricci: Llorona kicked out! She was just a millisecond away from losing in a huge shock but this contest is still going! **The ref called for the bell prematurely and has changed their decision at the last moment!** Both competitors right back to their feet and Etune is immediately drilled in the head with a forearm from Llorona who steps back now and spins… Discus Lariat from Etune is blocked! Manager now has the arm of Llorona and twists it around! **PHOTOBLINDNESS! SOLE FOOD FROM ETUNE CONNECTS! NOW INTO THE COVER!**
Referee: **ONNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!**
**TTWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!**
Monica Vaughan: Etune despite taking the assault from early has Llorona where she wants her! She’s gonna try for something as now Manager is rushing the ropes and coming in at full speed! **SLUMBERING SONG!!**
Kat Ricci: IT MISSES AS LLORONA ROLLED OUT OF THE BEFORE THE KOKESHI HEADBUTT LANDED! Etune connected with nothing but the ring itself and Llorona seems to have had enough of this as she grabs Etune back up to her feet! Another reverse headlock **AND THIS TIME LLORONA CONNECTS WITH FULISADO! LLORONA INTO THE COVER!**
Referee: **OOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!**
**TTTWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!**
**THHHHRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEE!!!**
Monica Vaughan: **ETUNE KICKS OUT BUT IMMEDIATELY LLORONA ROLLS HER OVER INTO A SNITCH TREATMENT! CROSSFACE LOCKED IN!** Look at the eyes of Llorona, she’s screaming for Etune to tap! She’s had enough of Etune and wants her to give!
Kat Ricci: Yeah but the fans here don’t want her to tap! Etune might need to think of something quick or she might end up 0-2 in Lethal League matches… **WAIT! ETUNE SHIFTED HER WEIGHT AND NOW SHE’S ON TOP OF LLORONA! A ROLL UP WHILE TRAPPED IN THE SNITCH TREATMENT!!**
Referee: **OOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!**
**TTTTTTWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!**
**TTTTTHRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEE**
Monica Vaughan: **Llorona kicked out but she had to release the hold on Etune!** Both competitors back to their feet and Etune quickly has a hold of Llorona! **SMALL PACKAGE THIS TIME! ANOTHER ROLL UP ATTEMPT**
Referee: **OOOONNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!**
**TTTTTWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!**
**TTTTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!**
Kat Ricci: Llorona kicks out again but Etune isn’t finished as she quickly turns Llorona around onto her back! **THIS TIME SHE HAS A GEDO CLUTCH ROLL UP! IS FOURTH TIME THE CHARM FOR ETUNE?!**
Referee: **OOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!**
**TTTTWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!**
**TTTTTTTTTHHHRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!**
Monica Vaughan: Llorona is still in this contest! Etune is being extremely smart in this match! She can’t beat Llorona head to head with in-ring ability, so she’s resorting to what she does best, the multiple different types of roll-ups! Sooner or later she might get one that’s gonna keep Llorona down for the three count.
Kat Ricci: Yeah but now both competitors are up as Etune slides forward and looking for another roll up!
**DEAR GOD! SHE JUST ATE ALL OF THAT KNEE LIFT FROM LLORONA!**
Monica Vaughan: Llorona is signalling for the end as she takes the Etune to the corner with her. The Odyssey star has herself set up on the middle rope… **SONORA DESTROYER!**
Kat Ricci: **NO! ETUNE WITH ABLE TO COUNTER LLORONA’S FINISHER! SHE STACKS HERSELF ON TOP OF LLORONA’S SHOULDERS BEFORE LLORONA GOT THE FULL ROTATION OF THE CANADIAN DESTROYER!**
Referee/Crowd: OOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
TTTTTWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
**TTTTTTHHHRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!**
Kat Ricci: Did Etune get her?!
Monica Vaughan: No Llorona with another close kick out! The crowd here in the arena are becoming Etune believers! They think she might be able to win this and I think she might do so.
Crowd:
*ETUNE!*
*ETUNE!*
*ETUNE!*
Kat Ricci: I would join them if I could but I gotta call the action as both women are up to their feet and Llorona gets nailed with a superkick from Etune! Manager now looking to end it as a hold of Llorona and rushes to the nearest with her opponent trapped in a three-quarters headlock! **BAARRRDDIICCC PERFORMANCEEEEE!!!**
Monica Vaughan: **NO LLORONA WITH A COUNTER! SHE COUNTERED THE SHIRANUI WITH A FULISADO!** THE SECOND ROLLING CUTTER OF THE MATCH AND LOOK AT THE ANGER ON THE FACE OF LLORONA AS SHE’S SPEWING OUT HATEFUL COMMENTS!
Llorona (w/o mic): **FUCK THIS CAC! I’M FUCKING TIRED OF THIS STUPID ASS BITCH AND HER GAMES!**
Kat Ricci: LLORONA LOOKING TO END IT AS SHE PULLS ETUNE UP TO HER FEET AND IN POSITION NOW TO FINISH OFF ETUNE! **SONORAAAAA DESTROYEEEEERRRR!! LLORONA JUST SPIKED ETUNE RIGHT INTO THE GROUND WITH THAT FRONT FLIP PILEDRIVER!**
Referee: OOOOOONNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
**TTTTTTTTTWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!**
**TTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!**
(DING DING DING!!)
London Morris: Your winner by pinfall, Llorona!
Monica Vaughan: What are fast-paced banger! Llorona and Etune giving it all to start things out!
Kat Ricci: The former OWA Women’s Champion tried to go for an early victory with that vicious attack, but Etune almost delivered the upset of the decade!
Monica Vaughan: Welp either way, Llorona gets to make up for the loss against Daisy and add 2 points on the board!
(Devi is at McArthur Enterprise, inside the Training Facility training for her first Lethal Sparks Championship Title defense against the newest member of Princess of Wrestling, Atsuko Godai)
*Previously…*
(Devi Krysis is striking the heavy bag in her training gym, followed by and sparring with a partner)
Devi Krysis: Atsuko Godai...
The Newest member of Princess of Wrestling! This is the first time that we get to go one on one against each other. And I am woman enough to admit that you earned a Championship opportunity against me, because of your performance in Lethal Takeover, and I respect that! Not only that you impressed me with your match against Liz Karlson, but in my mind and your heart, are you willing to face the toughest challenge?
Because I'm pretty sure that your fellow Princess of Wrestling members didn't warn you about me. *Devi holding the Lethal Sparks Championship up to the camera* When I came to LAW and debuted in Lethal Hearts 3, winning the Sparks Cup Battle Royal and becoming the Inaugural Lethal Sparks Champion, i'm ready to take on any challengers and make sure that this belt wasn't going anywhere. You see Godai, this championship is all about the legacy of Brody Sparks, this belt is made for her honor, and I'll do well not to tarnish that legacy, so you better step up or step aside cause there are no weak links in LAW. See you soon and good luck!
Oh! one more thing, and remember this...That the wolf is always at your door, always!
(Screen fades black)
Announcer: The following contest is set for one fall...and it is for the Lethal Spark Championship! Entering first, the challenger…
(“Who Are You” by Jurina Matsui plays out through the arena speakers as Atsuko Godai makes her way into the arena to a largely warm reception! The former JET Dojo trainee bows to a few fans before approaching the ring, pulling herself up on the apron and sliding in through the middle ropes. She takes in the warm reception as it rains down upon her.)
Announcer: Fighting tonight at one hundred and three pounds...fighting out of Nagoya, Japan...she is the Cupid Celestial...ATSUKO...GODAI!!!!
(Godai postures as the crowd cheers for her name.)
Ricci: You have to think that Godai wants to impress her mentor and idol here tonight, right?
Vaughn: You would! And I think a big win over Devi Krysis for that Lethal Spark Championship is going to be the way to do it!
Announcer: And the champion…
(“Wolf At Your Door” by Chloe X Halle plays out through the arena as Devi Krysis emerges from backstage with the Lethal Spark Championship on her shoulder. The crowd gives her an ovation, but she stares dead ahead, focusing on Godai as she makes her way toward the ring. She steps up onto the apron, and then into the ring, pulling the championship up and holding it up to Godai’s face.)
Announcer: Fighting tonight at one hundred and thirty-five pounds...fighting out of Chapter Hill, North Carolina...she is the reigning, defending Lethal Sparks Champion...The Untamed Bloodwolf...DEVI...KRYSIS!!!
(The crowd pops. Devi remains solemn.)
Ricci: Devi wants to make a good impression and cut yet another challenger to her championship down in her prime! But will she be able to get it done?
Vaughn: Let’s find out!
(The referee checks both women over-and the bell rings!)
(**DING! DING! DING!**)
Ricci: Off hard with a lockup here, as Devi tries to use her weight advantage to retain control over Godai. Godai’s tied up with a collar and elbow, and Devi tries to quickly transition that back into a suplex, but Godai manages to stay on her feet! Godai gets a hold of Devi’s arm and uses it to force some separation between the two, looking for a half nelson hold. She tries to go for the JET Dojo Special, but Devi forces her off and makes some separation of her own! Devi rushes in for another lockup, and Godai does the same, but this time, it’s Azumi’s protege that manages to get the advantage! Godai forces Devi to the ground with a hammerlock, before looking for a waistlock! The crowd pops heavy as Godai tries to get Devi up for a Deadlift Snapped German Suplex, but Devi fights out of it much to the crowd’s disapproval! Devi fires back elbows into the skull of Godai!
Vaughn: Godai’s forced off, but she rushes in for the Last Surprise-
Ricci: SHOOT KICK from Devi Krysis! Godai is rocked, and Devi grabs her in a gutwrench, pulling her up and rolling through with a wicked Gutwrench Suplex to slam Godai into the canvas! She keeps the hold locked in as she hauls Godai up into the air, keeping her form perfect much to the respect of the crowd-GUTWRENCH POWERBOMB! Devi plants Godai hard onto her shoulders, and stacks up into a pin!
Referee: ONE!
Vaughn: But Godai kicks out at one! It’s just not enough to slow down the challenger. Devi pulls back, and tries to beckon Godai back to her feet as she tries for an early discus lariat, but Godai stops her in her tracks with a flash kick! Devi stumbles back into the corner, and Godai gets a running start for a powerful rushing forearm to the side of her skull, followed up by an irish whip into the opposing corner! Devi’s taken aback by the wave of offense being thrust upon her, and Godai pumps the crowd up as she runs in for one more killing blow with another Flash Kick!
Ricci: **BUT DEVI CATCHES HER-URANAGE OUT OF THE CORNER-AND ONTO THE KNEE OF DEVI KRYSIS!!!** Godai is rattled by the force of that hit, and Devi rolls her through, onto her knees-DISCUS LARIAT! Godai goes down hard, and Devi falls onto her for another attempt at a pinfall!
Referee: ONE!
TWO!!
Vaughn: NO! Godai gets a shoulder up just at two! Devi grabs hold of her wrist and pulls her in for a short-arm lariat, but Godai ducks it! Godai manages to break Devi’s hold with a pele kick to the shoulder, sending her into the corner! Godai gets a running start for a massive dropkick that sends Devi’s skull into the top buckle! Devi’s rattled, and Godai rushes her again, rolling through Devi with a schoolboy and going for a DDT-and she gets it! Devi’s spiked into the canvas, and Godai rolls over, getting her in a waistlock once again! She tries for a Deadlift German Suplex once more, but Devi fights out of it again-only for Godai to grab her wrist-RIPCORD FLASH KICK! And she follows it up with a rebound-LAST SURPRISE! Godai takes Devi to the canvas and hooks both legs for a cover!
ONE!
TWO!!
Ricci: NO! Devi Krysis kicks out! Impressive displays from both champion and challenger here as they try to whittle one another down, but at this moment neither has the clear advantage! Godai hauls Devi back to her feet, but Devi blasts Godai with a hard slap across the face, sending her to a knee! Devi hauls Godai up with a deadlift powerbomb, getting her on the shoulders before she gets a running start for a powerbomb to the outside!!!
Vaughn: BUT GODAI COUNTERS! Godai manages to land behind Devi, and she hits a big enziguri to the back of Devi’s head, followed up by a Flash Kick to send her out to the apron! Godai leaps up onto the middle, and then the top rope as Devi pulls back to her feet, looking for a modified Last Surprise to send Devi to the outside and off the apron! She leaps for it!
Ricci: **BUT DEVI DRILLS HER WITH A SUPERMAN PUNCH THAT KNOCKS HER OUT OF THE AIR!!!** Godai crashes to the ringside area, trying to pull herself together and lean against a barricade for a momentary breath, but Devi Krysis isn’t having it! She wants to retain her championship, wants to put this challenger behind her, and against the referee’s urging-CANNONBALL SENTON OFF THE APRON INTO ATSUKO GODAI! Devi crushes Atsuko into the barricade, and both women are briefly down on the outside!
Vaughn: Krysis is quick to pull back to her feet, but as she gets Godai up to hers, Godai blasts her with an elbow to the midsection! Krysis folds in half, and Godai grabs her for a waistlock, trying once again for the snapped German Suplex, but Devi manages to dead-weight her long enough to evade it! Devi grits her teeth on the ground and fires a stiff kick into the knee of Godai, who stumbles back, before she looks for a lariat-but Godai ducks out of the way, causing Devi to catch her arm on the ringpost! Devi stumbles back, and Godai hits a big Flash Kick to the skull of Devi Krysis, before pulling her up onto her shoulders in a show of impressive strength! Godai gets a running start-DVD INTO THE APRON FROM ATSUKO GODAI TO DEVI KRYSIS!
Ricci: Atsuko Godai is firing up here! She rolls Devi back into the ring, and looks like she’s getting ready for the Godai Path of Heaven, but Devi manages to pull back to her feet, if just barely, to avoid the Moonsault! Godai grits her teeth and leaps up onto the ropes anyway, getting some big air-MISSILE DROPKICK TO THE SKULL OF DEVI KRYSIS! Devi goes down hard, and Godai dives onto her for a cover, trying to secure the pin and the Lethal Spark Championship! She hooks both legs!
Referee: ONE!
TWO!!
THREE!!!
Vaughn: NO!!! Devi Krysis kicks out again! Godai beats her fists into the canvas, but she’s not willing to give up! She grabs Devi around the waist, pulling her up with immense strength to a standing position! She locks the waistlock in fully, and gets Devi up, arcing her at an angle as she finally hits the JET DOJO SPECIAL!!! SHE SPIKES DEVI ONTO HER HEAD, AND BRIDGES BACK INTO A PIN!
Referee: ONE!
TWO!!
THREE!!!
Ricci: BUT DEVI KICKS OUT AGAIN! Godai lets out a war-cry as she pulls Devi up to her knes, firing a wristlock knee strike into her head, before she hits the ropes and comes around from behind for a Flash Kick to the back of the head, but Devi ducks it! Devi catches Godai onto her shoulders on the turn-around in a Fireman’s Carry-SEEING SPARKS! She drops Godai into her kick, and sends her scrambling to the ground, before hitting the ropes and coming back in for a NASTY knee strike to the head of Atsuko Godai! Godai tries to pull back to her feet one more time, but Devi rips her apart with the sequence of strikes she calls the Untamed Rush! Godai might be out, and Devi pulls her in for a straightjacket, into a brainbuster-BLOODCROSS! SHE SPIKES GODAI INTO THE CANVAS! SHE ROLLS ONTO HER FOR A COVER!
Referee: ONE!
TWO!!
THREE!!!
Vaughn: **GODAI KICKS OUT AGAIN!!!** Godai refuses to go down! Devi pulls her back up, looking for the Way of the Wolf, but Godai gets some distance with a Flash Kick to the skull! Devi’s staggered, and Godai is desperate! She pulls Devi into the corner, and lets out a cry as she goes for the Radiant Shoot! SHE GETS IT, AND-
Ricci: -NO!!! DEVI’S HOLDING HER UP WITH THE FORCE OF STRENGTH AND WILL ALONE! SHE’S GOT GODAI POINTING STRAIGHT UP IN THE AIR! GODAI IS STRUGGLING-AND DEVI DROPS HER INTO A CANADIAN RACK-**WAY OF THE WOLF!!!** DEVI KRYSIS HIT THE CANADIAN RACK DDT! SHE FALLS ONTO GODAI!
Referee: ONE!
TWO!!
THREE!!!
(**DING! DING! DING!**)
(“Wolf at Your Door” plays as Devi rolls off Godai and raises a fist in the air!)
London Morris: Your winner and STILL Lethal Spark Champion, Devi Krysis!
Monica Vaughan: What a match! Devi earns her first successful defense with the Lethal Spark Championship and something tells me this is just the beginning of a beautiful run!
Kat Ricci: Astuko did everything she could but the accumulated experience of Devi fighting against the best of the best in places like OWA’s Odyssey has earned her an edge that the Hollywood Fight Club grad couldn’t compete with!
Monica Vaughan: Either way Atsuko still has a ways to go, but I believe in her and the other Princesses of Wrestling!
(Devi looks down at Atsuko who bows respectfully on her knees before her. Devi waves a hand and pulls the girl up suddenly, giving her a hug. She pats Atsuko on the head and watches the girl leave the ring. She raises her title one more time before leaving the ring.)
(Americana cuts to the back to Kayla Winters standing with her bodyguard Grace and Manager sister Christy.)
Kayla Winters: First off let me thank Miles Larsen, for being smart enough to acknowledge my greatness, because I’ve been the standard around here since the day I signed my contract, I’ve done it all.
But Mr. Larsen you are truly wrong if you say Rebecca and I have no chance against Season of Slaughter. I remember people saying the exact same thing when Sweet Winters were about to challenge Wolfgang Symphony, and not only did we soundly defeat them, we were the reason they left LAW and went to Jet. Season of Slaughter is no different, and just like I did with Roxy I’ll do with Rebecca Brookes, I take a relative unknown and in one night make her a someone.
Season Of Slaughter I respect what you’ve done so far. You've run through the LAW tag team division but tonight you hit your unbreakable brick wall. Tonight Rebecca and I will beat you for the Lethal Tag team titles. We will slay the monsters, tonight I once again put gold around my waist. Season Of Slaughter tonight you realize that a Winters always get what they want.
(Kayla smirks.)
Kayla Winters: As for your comment about Cloud Masuda, Miles, maybe I’ve already sealed the deal with her.
(Kayla slyly winks into the camera, then the three walk off.)
London Morris: The following contest is scheduled for one fall! This match is part of the Lethal League Block A!
(“T-Shirt” by The Beaches hits the speakers from the crowd as Selena Firehouse steps out to the stage, raising her arms to hype the crowd as she walks down to the ring.)
London Morris: Introducing first, from Waterloo, Ontario, Canada, weighing in at 297 pounds… SELENA FIREHOUSE!!!
Monica Vaughan: The tough Selena Firehouse is a promising choice to win Block A, but there’s other monsters in this block such as her opponent of her tag partner whop stand at the top of LAW’s tag scene!
(“Monsters Ball” by Butcher’s Baby hits the speakers to boos from the crowd as KATLA steps out to the stage, glaring down the ramp at her opponent Selena Firehouse. KATLA menacingly approaches the ring.)
London Morris: And her opponent, from Hamburg, Germany, weighing in at 205 pounds… THE JUGGERNAUT!!!!... KATLA!!!!!
Monica Vaughn: This is a big girl match up! 205 pounds vs 297 pounds, these days the men don’t even weigh that much! Just look at midgets like Layne Kurobane and Finnegan Wakefield taking over the wrestling industry! But these two? This is what the Lethal Angels of Wrestling is about - size doesn't matter, this is just where the best women in the world come to wrestle!
Kat Ricci: That’s right! We’ve got the deceptively technical Selena Firehouse who still has near 300 pounds of power behind her to boot up against a woman who is all about beating and slamming her opponents into the mat - the aptly named Juggernaut, KATLA. With points in the Lethal League on the line here, these two women are looking to get points up on the board and make it to the top of the A Block!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Monica Vaughn: Firehouse and KATLA lock up! Firehouse gets a side headlock and swings KATLA to the mat with a kick to the back before going down with a chinlock! Firehouse wrenches KATLA to the side and plants her face into the mat before getting up with a STOMP to the tailbone! KATLA writhes in pain but Firehouse just picks her up to her knees -- KICK TO THE CHEST!!! KATLA falls back to the mat but Firehouse grabs her by the arm and picks her right back up -- CHOP!!! CHOP!!! AND A BODY SLAM PUTS KATLA ON HER BACK ON THE MAT!!!!
Kat Ricci: Firehouse just picks KATLA right back up, controlling the momentum here at the start, and an Irish Whip into the corner turnbuckles sends KATLA BOUNCING off the pads while Firehouse rushes her down… FIREHOUSE TURNS AROUND AND JUMPS!!! THE REAR VIEW!!! THE BUTT BOP SENDS KATLA BACK INTO THE CORNER BOUNCING BACK OUT INTO THE GUTWRENCH SUPLEX!!! KATLA is flipped over Firehouse to the mat and Firehouse gets ready for her next move… Firehouse bounces off of the ropes and jumps! Leg Drop to KATLA -- KATLA rolls out of the way!
Monica Vaughn: Firehouse crashes and KATLA rolls up to her feet, waiting for Firehouse to start to stand up -- RUNNING BIG BOOT FROM KATLA SENDS FIREHOUSE TUMBLING TO THE MAT!!! Firehouse pushes herself back up quick but KATLA comes in with a STIFF Lariat that bounces Firehouse off the ropes, but KATLA catches her and whips her into the corner! Firehouse bounces into the turnbuckles and KATLA runs after her… CORNER AVALANCHE!!!! AND KATLA PICKS SELENA FIREHOUSE OUT OF THE CORNER IN A BEARHUG!!! LOOK AT THE POWER OF THE JUGGERNAUT!!! SHE HAS A THREE HUNDRED POUND WOMAN HELD OFF THE GROUND HIGH UP IN THE AIR!!!
Kat Ricci: KATLA starts spinning around in place! This is crazy! She’s getting rotations with a god damned bearhug! KATLA spins around AND DROPS SELENA FIREHOUSE ON HER NECK WITH THE SPINNING SIDE SLAM!!!! Selena Firehouse tries pushing herself up to her feet but she’s struggling, stuck on her hands and feet… It looks like that’s where KATLA wants her! She runs forward… THE CURB STOMP!!! RUIN AND MISERY!!! -- NO! SELENA FIREHOUSE CATCHES KATLA BY THE LEG AND TRIPS HER TO THE MAT!!! Selena Firehouse rises to her knee and STOMPS down on KATLA’s back to stop her from moving! Firehouse starts wrenching the leg… SHE’S GOT THE ANKLE LOCK IN!!!
Monica Vaughn: Selena Firehouse has ended matches with that very Ankle Lock before as she continues to apply as much pressure as she can to KATLA’s leg! KATLA is wincing in pain, she’s trying to get to the ropes for a break but Selena Firehouse has squatted down to center her weight and hold KATLA back! KATLA might be forced to tap her soon if she can’t find a way out… But it looks like she’s trying to power her way through this with brute strength! KATLA is starting to push herself off of the mat with her arms, but that’s a risky move because the further she pushes herself up, the more she’s going to feel the pressure on her ankle! If she tries this and fails… the pain might be too much to bear! She might be forced to tap!
Kat Ricci: She’s stayed alive this far!... AND KATLA LUNGES FOR THE BOTTOM ROPE!!!... SHE HAS IT -- BUT FIREHOUSE PULLS HER OUT -- KATLA TURNS AROUND ON THE MAT AND KICKS FIREHOUSE AWAY WITH BOTH LEGS!!! KATLA scurries up to her feet but stumbles forward, feeling the pain in her leg from that ankle lock and Firehouse is right back at her! The Shoulder Check sends KATLA into the ropes but KATLA bounces back off with a BIG BOOT!!! -- FIREHOUSE DUCKS IT!!! FIREHOUSE RUNS TO THE ROPES AND MAKES HER WAY BACK!!!! SPEAR!!!! FIREHOUSE RAMS INTO KATLA AND BOTH WOMEN CRASH TO THE MAT!!!
Monica Vaughn: Firehouse just gave herself a big advantage! She’s getting back up to her feet ready to capitalize now! KATLA is trying to get up but the damage Firehouse has been putting out is taking its toll! Firehouse is signalling for the end… AND CLIMBS UP TO THE SECOND ROPE!!! KATLA GETS UP TO HER FEET AND FIREHOUSE FLIES!!! CROSSBODY!!!! -- NO!!! KATLA CATCHES HER!!!! SHE SPINS AND SLAMS FIREHOUSE INTO THE MAT!!!! TOUR OF THE ISLANDS!!!! DEATHSEASON TO COUNTER THE CROSSBODY, AND KATLA MAKES THE COVER!!!!
Referee: ONE!!!!... TWO!!!!!.... THREE!!!!!.....
(DING! DING! DING!)
(“Monsters Ball” hits the speakers to boos from the crowd as KATLA sits up off of Firehouse. Selena writhes in pain on the mat while KATLA stands up to her feet with a confident look on her face.)
London Morris: The winner of this A Block bout… KATLA!!!!
Monica Vaughn: I really thought Firehouse had it in the bag after that Ankle Lock and Spear, but KATLA fought her way back! What an excellent counter with that Dead Season to get the pin! Now two more points on the board for KATLA in the race to the top of Block A!
(KATLA is seen walking backstage. Miles Larsen and Wither Seede are waiting by the production area.)
KATLA: (grins) Follow that.
(KATLA walks away as Wither smiles after her and prepares for her upcoming match.)
London Morris: The following is a Lethal League Block A Match, scheduled for one fall!
("Fury, Oh Fury" by Nico Vega plays as Wither Seede walks out with manager Miles Larsen. She has her Lethal Tag team Championship around her waist.)
London Morris: Residing in the Other Side of Darkness, and weighing in at 160lbs...one half of the Lethal Tag Team Champions...WITHER! SEEDE!
Monica Vaughan: We have a special guest with us for tonight’s match, Jessica Hendrix!
Jessica Hendrix: Hi everyone!
Monica Vaughan: You’re going to be facing Misha LeCavalier in a rematch for the Lethal American Championship on Night 2.
Jessica Hendrix: Yep and I’m here to see how my opponent will fare tonight.
Kat Ricci: So far Wither Seede is one of five women who has points on the board in Block A. She’s also a heavy favorite to win Block A as a whole. Do you think she’ll come out on top tonight?
Jessica Hendrix: The only thing standing in her way will be her own tag partner, KATLA. Otherwise, I can see Wither dominating tonight like she’s been doing.
(Wither climbs into the ring menacingly and growls towards the crowd. "Hallucinations" by PVRIS plays as Misha LeCavalier walks out with the Lethal American Championship over her shoulder.)
London Morris: Her opponent! From Calgary, Alberta, Canada! Weighing in at 145 lbs...The Lethal American Champion-
Jessica Hendrix: Not for long.
London Morris: Misha! LeCavalier!
Monica Vaughan: I guess there’s no hiding your feelings for LeCavalier huh?
Jessica Hendrix: Why would I? Sure she is one hell of a competitor. And I respect her as a wrestler. But I’m just as competitive as she is. I won’t interfere with the match but I will observe.
(Misha walks over to the commentary table and chuckles a little before going over to the ring and climbing inside. Both women get ready for the match.)
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Monica Vaughan: This Block A Lethal League tournament match is underway! The Lethal American Champion Misha LeCavalier takes on the Lethal Tag Team Champion Wither Seede! Both women are circling around each other. Neither woman is making the first move in this match up! It looks like they are strategizing how to approach the other. These women are completely different from one another. Wither leans more into the powerhouse category. Misha leans into more of a technical style. Misha connects with a sweep underneath Wither’s feet, but Wither is able to distance herself and back away a few steps! Misha backs away as she has her fists right in front of her. Wither begins to step forward as she is looking for a way to launch herself and lock in with Misha! Misha connects with a punch, but Wither is able to avoid it! She tries to counter with one of her own, but Misha is able to get out of the way and get Wither in a clinch, followed by vicious knees into the sternum! Wither fits back with a kick of her own, but Misha counters with a Dragon Screw!
Jessica Hendrix: MISHA GETS ON TOP OF WITHER AND LIKE A WOMAN POSSESSED SHE BEGINS TO UNLOAD IN A SERIES OF FIERY FISTS UPON HER FACE! WITHER IS LEAVING HER FACE COMPLETELY EXPOSED FOR AND IS LAUGHING!? SHE’S LAUGHING!
Monica Vaughan: MISHA GETS WITHER UP BY A FISTFULL OF HAIR BUT WITHER WHIPS HER TO THE ROPES!! MISHA BOUNCES FROM THE ROPES AND CONNECTS WITH A HIGH SPEED RUNNING EURO UPPERCUT, SENDING WITHER TO THE MAT! Quickly, Misha begins to mount Wither once more with a series of elbow’s to the top of her head! Over and over again, Misha is unleashing her fury of her elbows onto Wither, who’s just laughing maniacally! The official of the match, Jesse Carlton, manages to back Misha away from Wither and yell at her! Misha rolls her eyes as she quickly gets back into the match and connects with a low dropkick that sends Wither on her back! Misha begins to stomp on the neck of Wither Seede as Wither is struggling to get air back into her lungs! Misha uses the assistance of the ropes to hold her hands as she applies more pressure onto the lungs of Wither! Wither manages to get one of her hands on the bottom rope!
Jesse Carlton: ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR!
Kat Ricci: Misha has no choice but to release her foot from Wither ’s throat as she backs away with a smirk on her face. Wither remains on her back as she gasps for air, but slowly works her way up back into a seated position. Her hand remains on her neck still as Misha does not waste any time and gets back into inflicting more punishment onto Wither!
Jessica Hendrix: That Wither Seede is tough as hell. Misha may be getting the majority of the offense right now, but she needs to stay on her toes.
Monica Vaughan: MISHA APPROACHES WITHER AND WRAPS HER ARMS AROUND HER WAIST! MISHA GOES BACK AS SHE CONNECTS WITH A GERMAN SUPLEX ONTO WITHER! MISHA STAYS IN THAT POSITION AS IT LOOKS LIKE SHE IS GOING FOR A PIN, BUT WITHER IS ABLE TO ROLL HERSELF AWAY BEFORE THE COUNT HAPPENS! NO! MISHA STILL HAS A PRETTY GOOD HOLD ON WITHER! IT LOOKS LIKE SHE IS PLANNING TO GO FOR A SECOND GERMAN SUPLEX ON WITHER! SECOND GERMAN SUPLEX ON WITHER AS SHE CRASHES ONTO ONE OF THE CORNERS! WITHER IS HOLDING HER NECK AS IT SEEMS LIKE SHE LANDED QUITE HARSHLY ON ONE OF THE CORNERS! MISHA PICKS HER UP AND CONNECTS WITH KICK TO THE THROAT OF WITHER SEEDE! MISHA PULLS WITHER BY THE LEG AND HOOKS THE LEG FOR A COVER!
Jesse Carlton: OOONE!!
TWOOO!!
Kat Ricci: Wither kicks out at two! She is still holding on!
Jessica Hendrix: That manager of hers is not looking the least bit worried. I must say I admire his courage.
Kat Ricci: And for some reason, she’s still laughing, as if she’s toying with Misha! The Dire Wolf does not like that at all as she pulls Wither by her hair and tosses her to the opposite side of the corner! Misha gestures for Wither to approach her! Wither runs towards Misha WHO CONNECTS WITH A HIGH SPEED ROUNDHOUSE! SHE TAKES DOWN WITHER WITH HER AS SHE BEGINS TO UNLOAD IN A SERIES OF FISTS ON THE TAG TEAM CHAMPION! WAIT! WITHER JUST THREW MISHA OFF OF HER LIKE SHE WAS NOTHING!
Jessica Hendrix: Wow! She sent her halfway across the ring! Wither’s up! It’s almost like she wanted to test Misha’s ability beforehand!
Monica Vaughan: WITHER IS STARTING TO GET SERIOUS AS SHE WAILS ON MISHA WITH CLUBBING FOREARMS AND DEADLIFTS HER OVER HER SHOULDERS! **MIDNIGHT SUNRISE** DEATH VALLEY DRIVER INTO THE CORNER!
Kat Ricci: WITHER COULD HAVE WENT FOR THE COVER THERE IF SHE WANTED TOO. INSTEAD, IT LOOKS LIKE SHE WANTS TO INFLICT AS MUCH DAMAGE AS POSSIBLE!
Jessica Hendrix: THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT SHE WILL DO! WITHER IS JUST WHIPPING HER INTO EACH CORNER WITH THAT HAMMER THROW IRISH WHIP! CHRIST! REMINDS ME OF WHAT DADDY USED TO DO TO HIS OPPONENTS DURING THE TERRITORY DAYS!
Monica Vaughan: WITHER IS GOING FOR A FOURTH ONE BUT MISHA IS ABLE TO COUNTER AND WHIPS WITHER TO THE ROPES! SEEDE IS ABLE TO HOLD HERSELF AGAINST THE ROPES! MISHA ALREADY BENT DOWN IN ANTICIPATION AND WITHER TAKES ADVANTAGE BY KICKING HER IN THE FOREHEAD! SHE’S LIFTING HER...WHAT A MEAN POWERBOMB! THAT WAS WITHER’S **PENANCE!** MISHA’S BODY NEARLY BOUNCED OFF THAT MAT! WITTHER’S WASTING NO TIME STOMPING AWAY ON HER OPPONENT! IT’S LIKE SHE’S TRYING TO DRILL A HOLE THROUGH HER! THE AGGRESSION SO INTENSE THAT THE REFEREE HAS TO PULL HER AWAY!
Kat Ricci: Wither is livid right now! She wants to win this match as soon as possible! She wants to destroy LeCavalier! Miles Larsen is urging her on from ringside! They know that Misha isn’t the only one with a second match! Tomorrow Season of Slaughter will be defending their titles against a fresh Kayla Winters and Rebecca Brookes! The last thing either woman wants to do is to have this match drag on longer than it needs to go! As Misha assures the official that she is alright to continue the match up, Wither does not hesitate with grabbing Misha and whipping her to the corner! Misha almost flipped over from the impact, but she keeps herself inside the ring! However, Wither connects with a running knee to the corner! She places Misha on the middle ropes and begins to climb! I don’t like the look of this…**PRICE OF FREEDOM!** BRUTAL DOUBLE STOMP FROM THE TOP ROPE! SHE SCRAMBLES AND MAKES THE COVER!
Jesse Carlton: OOOONE!!
TWOOOOO!!
THREE!!!!
Monica Vaughan: Misha LeCavalier kicks out at the last second! It seems like Wither is not the only one with some fight left in her. No one should be sleeping on Misha, who dominated the first part of the match up! Wither gets Misha up and connects with a double underhook suplex! Misha is on the mat, withering in pain.
Jessica Hendrix: The more Wither dominates the more my chances increase, though I would rather have a more even fight for tomorrow.
Kat Ricci: Wither is in a seated position as she forms a smirk on her lips! Wither SHE GRABS MISHA AND PUTS HER IN A TREE-OF-WOE POSITION IN THE CORNER! MISHA IS LOOKING FOR A WAY TO GET OUT OF THIS POSITION, BUT SHE IS HAVING NO LUCK AT ALL!
Jessica Hendrix: Oh, I kinda like where this is going...
Monica Vaughan: WITHER BACKS AWAY A FEW STEPS BEFORE SHE RUNS AND CONNECTS WITH A RUNNING DROPKICK THAT WAS STRONG ENOUGH TO TAKE MISHA’S HEAD OFF AS SHE FALLS TO THE MAT! WITHER GRABS MISHA BY HER LEGS AND SLOWLY BEGINS TO APPLY A MODIFIED INDIAN DEATHLOCK ON HER! A RARE SIGHT, BUT IT LOOKS LIKE WITHER MAY BE TRYING TO GET A SUBMISSION VICTORY RIGHT HERE! MISHA TRIES TO FIGHT OFF THE MOVE, BUT IT IS TOO LATE AS WITHER HAS THE MOVE SECURED!
Kat Ricci: MISHA IS SCREAMING IN PAIN AS SHE TRIES TO MAKE IT TO THE ROPES! WITHER TRIES HER BEST WITH APPLYING AS MUCH PRESSURE AS SHE CAN! The modified Indian deathlock is probably one of the most painful submissions that Wither could apply in this match! Misha may have no other choice, but to tap out! You can tell how much pain Misha is by the move! This is probably the last move she thought Wither would try in a match where the stakes are high! Especially against a technician such as herself!
Jessica Hendrix: I would not blame Misha if she taps out here! Wither has proven to be a great technical wrestler when given the chance. Not only does she excell when hitting the powerhouse moves, but she has a great choice of submissions when it comes to important matches like this!
Monica Vaughan: Misha is stuck in the center of the ring! SHE IS DOING HER BEST TO SCRATCH AND CLAW TO THE BOTTOM ROPE. WITHER TRIES TO HOLD HER BACK, BUT IT SEEMS LIKE MISHA IS MAKING SOME PROGRESS WITH MOVING FORWARD TO THE BOTTOM ROPE! WITHER IS SHAKING HER HEAD NO AS SHE REFUSES FOR MISHA TO MAKE IT TO THE BOTTOM ROPE, BUT IT IS NO USE AT ALL! MISHA IS SOMEHOW FINDING ENOUGH STRENGTH TO DRAG HERSELF TO THE BOTTOM ROPE! SEEDE IS TRYING HER BEST TO KEEP THE SUBMISSION MOVE ALIVE, BUT MISHA MAKES IT TO THE BOTTOM ROPE!
Jesse Carlton: ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR!
Kat Ricci: Wither has to let go of the submission hold as she takes a few steps back! Misha is trying to use the ropes to help her get up! It looks like she is still holding onto her left leg! I think the deathlock may have made things worse for her! Wither runs to Misha and tries to go for the injured leg, but Misha is able to take a step to the side as Wither goes crashing onto the ropes! No! Wither is able to catch herself before she collides with the ropes! Misha is able to take advantage of that and connect with a belly-to-belly suplex on Wither Seede! Wither is holding her stomach in pain as Misha tries to shake some feeling back into her injured leg! Misha gets Wither up and connects with a neckbreaker, sending Wither flat on her back again!
Monica Vaughan: WITHER IS HOLDING HER NECK IN PAIN! IT LOOKS LIKE SHE IS STILL SUFFERING FROM THE GERMAN SUPLEX INTO THE CORNER FROM EARLIER IN THE MATCH! I THINK THE WINNER OF THIS MATCH WILL BE WHO DOESN’T GIVE INTO THEIR INJURY FIRST! MISHA CONTINUES ON AND STARTS STOMPING ON THE ARM! SHE PICKS UP WITHER AND DELIVERS AN ARM WRENCH SUPLEX!
Jessica Hendrix: Wither’s back and arms are required to pull off some of her biggest moves. Misha is playing it smart.
Monica Vaughan: I think we are seeing the beginning of the end of this match up! Misha is smirking and gesturing for the end of this match up! Misha gets Wither on her feet and hiTs the ropes - **CRISIS TRIGGER!!** NO! SEEDE DUCKS! **WITHER’S WHISPER!!** THE HALF-DRAGON SUPLEX! SHE TRANSITIONS IT INTO **SWEET NOTHINGS!** THE HALF-NELSON CHOKE!!
Jessica Hendrix: It looks like Wither is trying to choke out Misha!
Kat Ricci: Wait! **HATEFUL SEEDE!!!** TWO-HANDED SIT-OUT CHOKEBOMB! WITHER PINS LECAVALIER’S SHOULDERS ONTO THE MAT!
Jesse Carlton: OOOOOOOONE!!
TWOOOOOOOO!!
THRREEEEEEEEEEE!!
(Ding! Ding Ding!)
("Fury, Oh Fury" by Nico Vega plays as Wither Seede sits up with a look of satisfaction on her face.)
London Morris: Your winner by pinfall, Wither Seede!
Monica Vaughan: Wither Seede just defeated the Lethal American Champion! While it doesn’t grant her the belt, it certainly gives her two points on top of the two she already has for Lethal League!
Kat Ricci: Seeing how hurt LeCavalier is this certainly puts Jessica in favor of getting herf title back!
Jessica Hendrix: Well there’s only one way to find out. I’ll see you ladies tomorrow.
(Satisfied with what she’s seen, Jessica leaves the table and glances at her future opponent one more time before making her way past Miles Larsen towards the back.)
(A beaten and angry Misha LeCavalier is seen stumbling backstage with her title. Ruby Auriel is standing nearby with a concerned look on her face.)
Ruby Auriel: Tough match. It’s really messed up what they’re doing to you. They expect you to defend your belt after facing...that!?
Misha LeCavalier: I don’t see what business it is of yours.
Ruby Auriel: Hey! Don’t be all hostile dear! I’m just a concerned citizen, is all. If Madam Vega is capable of running the Lethal American Champ through the grinder then I fear for what she has in store for the rest of us.
Misha LeCavalier: Implying?
Ruby Auriel: Maybe you need to give this lone wolf act a break? I’m not trying to butter you up or anything. Just...think about it. Good luck tomorrow champ.
(Ruby winks and walks away, leaving Misha looking angry and confused.)
(DING DING!)
London Morris: Ladies and Gentleman, the following main event is a Flag Match and it is for the LAW Lethal Specialist Championship! There are no pinfalls, no count out, and no disqualification. Each participant will begin the match with their own flag at their opposing corners and must take the flag, attach it to the podium at the top of the ramp, and raise it into the top. The first one to do so will be YOUR LAW LETHAL SPECIALIST CHAMPION!
(“King For the Day” by Pierce the Veil plays as the crowd erupts for Sydney St. Clair. Sydney emerges, checked out in Red, White, and Blue gear, title around her waist, and flag raised in the air on pole. The flag, half USA, half Union Jack as well as a modest logo in the corner.)
London Morris: Introducing first, from Detroit Michigan, weighing in at 142 lbs, she is Weapon Grade PAWG and the LAW Lethal Specialist Champion…… SYDNEY ST….CLAIIIIIIIR!
Monica Vaughan: The champ is here, and showing pride in both her heritage. English and American, and I spy could that be? A nod to Madam Vega’s Wrestling School for Girls?!
Kat Ricci: That’s Sydney for you, never forgetting her roots and she wears that lineage proud. You know what she is fighting for here today, it’s not just that championship that she has defended numerous times already, but her entire journey to get to this point has lead up to this moment.
Monica Vaughan: St. Clair is in the ring now and the crowd is just eating it up. Sydney raises the flag and her title in the air, awaiting her next defense, the unpredictable and wily Revy, a former LAW Specialist Champ, herself. Who knows what she has in store for St. Clair, but she better be ready for anything.
(“VORACITY” by Myth and Roid plays as Revy comes out in commando inspired gear and vest. Revy with a flag that is quite honestly unintelligible from a distance.)
London Morris: And the challenger, from Houston, Texas, weighing in at 122 lbs, she is the Brilliant Brawler….. REEEEEEEVY!!
Monica Vaughan: I don’t know about you, but looking at it, I swear I see a…. McDonald’s logo?
Kat Ricci: Your eyes aren’t the only one playing tricks on you, I see it too. Wait, I think it’s just nothing but logos from other companies. Did Revy just sell ad space on her flag?
Monica Vaughan: Shaking my head right now. Here is St. Clair bringing out a flag that comes from the heart, and here is Revy, a sell out to the big corporations like Coca Cola, HBO Max, Trojan, Dominos, honestly, it doesn’t even work. It’s such a cluster fuck, you can barely make it out.
Kat Ricci: Look, I’m not one to hate another girl for trying to make some cash on the side, but with all these sponsorships, if Revy wins, she might get a big pay out.
Monica Vaughan: Champion Sydney St. Clair looking on in utter disgust now as Revy waves her flag around. The official are now asking for them to hand over their respective flags and are placing them opposing corners. And now, there, the prize for this bout, the Lethal Specialist Championship. Revy wants it back and Sydney hopes the dream can last a bit longer.
Kat Ricci: I can’t really explain it, but it’s weird how it all accumulated to this moment. It’s like most of the crazy matches Sydney has been in and defended that title, Revy has been somehow involved, at the location, with her crew, it’s like some mad man is giving her all this power and leverage.
Monica Vaughan: If true, shame on them. Sydney playing it smart though and asking the referee to check Revy’s vest, which has a lot of pockets in them. Revy allows it as the referee begins to search around the pockets.
Revy: Hey Sydney, Guess where I got it from? …. Come on… ask….. Wish.com!
Kat Ricci: Sydney unamused as the official removes a single object from Revy’s pocket…. It’s… a stick of gum? … Big Red! LONG LASTING FRESH BREATH!
Monica Vaughan: Stop it. You’re playing into it.
Kat Ricci: Playing into what?
Monica Vaughan: Revy offering Sydney a stick of Big Red, but for all we know, it could be poisonous. St. Clair refuses and the referee declares that Revy has been vetted. Revy takes a stick of gum and proceeds to chew it, obnoxiously with a huge smug and all.
(DING DING DING!)
Monica Vaughan: This match is underway as Revy tries to circle the ring, but Sydney blocks her, understanding the goal is to get to the opposite corner to grab the other flag. Revy trying to slip pass Sydney, but St. Clair manages to slip past Revy, but Revy manages to grab her by the wrist. Revy pulls Sydney back in, but St. Clair with an elbow to the face.
Kat Ricci: Sydney with a leg sweep, sending Revy face first into turnbuckle. Revy pushes herself back up, but Sydney leaps on to the second rope, trapping Revy in the corner. St. Clair attempts to extract the pole off her flag, but Revy with a hand full of her trunks attempts to pull her back down. Sydney stumbles downwards as Revy charges, but Sydney with the leap frog…. St. Clair goes for her flag, but realizes what Revy has done.
Monica Vaughan: Revy leaping into the corner and manages to step up to the top rope. Revy has her hand on her flag, but Sydney shifts gears and manages to grab Revy by the ankle. She trips the challenger up, who lands on her feet, And Sydney with the Koppu Kick to the face. Sydney with a handful of Revy’s hair, slams her face first into the top turnbuckle.
Kat Ricci: St. Clair now pulling her out of the corner and planting her face into the corner of another turnbuckle, and now making her way to her corner, and driving her head into the pole. Revy is stunned, and Sydney leaps off the ropes now…. SPRINGBOARD CUTTER, THE AERIAL ACE CONNECTS AS REVY IS FLYING INTO THE AIR.
Monica Vaughan: Sydney going to grab her flag once more, Revy, clutching to her jaw is trying to get back up to her feet. Sydney making her way to the top rope now, but Revy grabs her by the leg once more. Sydney attempts to kick Revy away, but the challenger is relentless. Revy with a firm hold of her leg, but Revy is climbing up as well, both women are at the top rope now… arms wrapped around Sydney’s legs, REVY GOES FOR THE DRAGON SCREW AND BOTH WOMEN GO SPINNING TOWARDS INSIDE OF THE RING.
Kat Ricci: Both women landing on the mat and managing to roll back to their feet! Sydney managed to twist her body along with the move to avoid serious injury there. Imagine if Revy had managed to successfully pulled that dragonscrew off and mess up St. Clair’s leg.
Monica Vaughan: Quick thinking there from the champ. I never would had imagine Revy can come up with something like that. Both women lock eyes once more… And Sydney makes a run to her corner, but Revy with a drop kick to the back, sending St. Clair crashing into the corner. Revy with clubbing blows as Sydney tries to defend herself, and Revy changing it into knife edge chops. Woooooo!
Kat Ricci: But Sydney reverses the situation, Revy in the corner now, AND SYDNEY WITH A STIFF ELBOW SHOT! Revy looks dazed as Sydney steps back from the corner…. She charges and the shining wizard! THE HYPERNOVA CONNECTS!
Monica Vaughan: Revy drops into the bottom corner now and Sydney begins to climb up the ropes once more and reaches for the flag…. AND SYDNEY MANAGES TO PULL THE FLAG OUT OF HER CORNER AND RAISES IT INTO THE AIR. Now all Sydney has to do is take it to the stage and …
Kat Ricci: BUT REVY POPS BACK UP… SHE GRABS SYDNEY FROM BELOW…. AND STUN GUN!! Dropping Sydney face first on the top rope, causing St. Clair to drop her flag. Sydney stumbling, Revy from behind…. A Belly to Back suplex, dropping St. Clair on the back of her head! Sydney trying to push herself back up, BUT REVY WITH A RUNNING KNEE TO THE FACE.
Monica Vaughan: The champ is down, but it’s not over yet. Revy picking up Sydney’s flag now, Revy with the flag in hand now, she is wielding it like a baseball bat… Sydney back up to her feet…. TWACK, right in the gut. Revy with a overhead shot not… TWACK! Another shot across the back, and Sydney drops down to her knee!
Kat Ricci: Revy mounting on the back of St. Clair now, and she is pressing the pole across the throat Sydney! Revy with a modified Camel Clutch, using Sydney’s own flag against her! Revy pulling with all she has as Sydney’s face is slowly starting to match the shade of blue on her gear.
Monica Vaughan: But St.Clair, with all her might, with Revy on her back manages to stand up, Revy continues to apply pressure, but Sydney manages to flip Revy over and onto her back, both refusing to let go of the pull, but Sydney mounts herself on top of Revy, and Sydney attempting to push the pole against Revy’s throat, but Revy pushes back.
Kat Ricci: Amazing strength from the challenger as she continues to push back against Sydney, but Sydney stands up, pulls Revy up and goes into a monkey flip!.. But Revy still refusing to let go! The struggle for the flag continues … Revy pulls with all her might, AND SYDNEY RELEASES IT, CAUSING REVY TO TEETHER BACKWARDS! SYDNEY CHARGES… AND GOES FOR THE DIVING METEORA!! THE RUNNING DOUBLE KNEE CONNECTS, DRIVING REVY INTO THE MAT!
Monica Vaughan: BUT REVY GOT MORE THAN THAT! SYDNEY MANAGED TO GET LUCKY AND THE FORCE DROVE THAT FLAG POLE AGAINST THE THROAT! Revy coughing and gasping for air. Sydney might had crushed Revy’s cervix there!
Kat Ricci: Uh, maybe I misheard that. But Sydney has to capitalize on this now. She picks up her flag and thrust it into the chest of Revy…. And rolls her out of the ring. Revy on her feet, but St. Clair with a baseball slide, sending Revy crashing into the barricade! St. Clair places the flag on the canvas… and gathers momentum with a running start….. AND A MOONSAULT PLANCHA OVER THE TOP ROPE ON TOP OF REVY, TAKING HER OUT!
Monica Vaughan: St. Clair is all fired up now. She picks Revy up now…. She runs and leaps onto Revy, she goes for the Rolling Thunder DDT outside the ring! BUT REVY DOESN’T DROP… INSTEAD, SHE LEANS FORWARD AND TOSSES SYDNEY KIDNEY FIRST ONTO THE EDGE OF THE RING! Sydney writhes in pain, but Revy wastes little time and shoves her into the steel steps into a sick thunderous thud! St. Clair might had just clipped her shoulders there as she holds on to it!
Kat Ricci: And now Revy with kicks to the shoulders and transitioning into stomps. She’s making a mudhole out of her here, because Revy finally stops the assault. Revy still clutching to her throat, and Revy rips the tarp over and is looking under the ring here. Remember, this is no disqualification. Only way this match ends is with one flag raised on that stage!
Monica Vaughan: Revy pulls out a chair…. No… two of them here! And places them in the upright seat position. She placing them together to bridge them. Sydney is getting back up, but Revy with a kick to the injured shoulder once more. Revy grabbing St. Clair by the head now, and she is pulling her up the steel steps now. Revy wraps Sydney’s arm around her neck, and she goes for the suplex… REVY LIFTS SYDNEY’S BODY TOWARDS THE CHAIRS AND GOES FOR THE FALCON ARROW!!...... but Sydney manages to shift her weight back down…. AND REVERSE INTO A SUPLEX OF HER OWN!! AND BOTH WOMEN LAND ON THE STEEL CHAIRS.
Kat Ricci: Sydney is hurt too, but she might had just bought herself enough time there with that thinking. Both women are struggling to get back up to their feet. Revy is back up first and throws the first punch, but Sydney blocks and lands a right of her own. Revy retaliates, but Sydney blocks once more, and Revy eats another right hand. St. Clair with the irish whip… but Revy reverses into one of her own and St. Clair goes flying towards the barricade.. But Sydney leaps over it. Revy follows, but is met with an elbow, and the champ drives her skull into the barricade.
Monica Vaughan: Revy stumbles and Sydney climbs up the barricade. SHE LEAPS!! AND GOES FOR THE DIVING METEORA! ….. But Revy ducks. Sydney manages to catch herself and roll, avoiding serious damages to her knees, but Revy catches if off guard with a superkick…. Kick to the gut now… … DEAD LIFT DDT ONTO THE FLOOR! DROPPING THE CHAMP AND CAUSING HER BODY TO GO LIMP!
Kat Ricci: Here is it, It’s Revy’s chance to be a two time Lethal Specialist Champion here. Revy making her way back to the ring now and manages to roll in. Revy grabs Sydney’s flag… and tosses it into the crowd. Sydney won’t know where her flag is!
Monica Vaughan: She goes to her corner and climbs up the top rope, she seems to be struggling to get her flag out of the holder, but finally manages to get it out. St. Clair finally showing signs of movements now as Revy shifts between focusing on the stage and her opponent. Revy makes up mind and turn her attention to Sydney, who has shown to be able to pull off miracles despite being at a disadvantage.
Kat Ricci: Revy drops down from the top rope and onto the apron now. Sydney trying to get back up to a vertical base here and Revy taunts her to get up, Sydney makes it back up. She turns and Revy charges from the Apron… SHE GOES FOR THE SHINING RED, THE SHOT GUN KICK TO THE FACE!!
Monica Vaughan: But Sydney drops to a knee and Revy overshoots and lands on her back on the outside as she screams in agony. Sydney from behind now, picks up Revy…. Holds on the to wrist.. Spins…. MAGIC SATCHEL! THE RIPCORD LUNGEBLOWER CONNECTS AS REVY SQUIRMS.
Kat Ricci: Sydney still rattled from that head trauma earlier but manages to shake the cobwebs. Sydney cannot afford to let this match drag any longer now, and she picks up Revy now…. THE CLASH AT DEMONHEAD, THE AIR RAID CRASH!! IT’S DONE! IT’S GOTTA BE OVER FOR REVY!
Monica Vaughan: St. Clair needs to grab her flag, but Sydney doesn’t know! Sydney doesn’t know that Revy tossed it into the crowd earlier. St. Clair is tearing the ring apart looking for that flag. How can she win without it? And look, from the crowd, they are waving the flag into the air for Sydney to see it, and St. Clair can let out a sigh of relief.
Kat Ricci: St. Clair marches over to the fans in the stand now, they reach out to hand the flag to Sydney…. BUT SOMEONE JUST SNATCHED IT OUT OF THEIR HAND… WHAT THE? IT’S… IT’S?!!
Monica Vaughan: JET Business Woman?!! One of Revy’s associate just snatched the flag and is making a run for it. Sydney follows, but the distance between the two is already far too great. What do we do? If Sydney doesn’t have her flag, how can she possibly win this match?!
Kat Ricci: Sydney isn’t giving up as she makes her way up the stand, JET Business Woman is already at the top of the stairs and making her way to the back. It just can’t end like this! …. Wait… look! JET Business Woman is backing out of the opening. What is this?! It seems like the fans aren’t having it. And her pushing her back out. JET Business Woman attempting to run, but the crowd is blocking her off….. She has no where to go… besides…
Monica Vaughan: AND SYDNEY ST.CLAIR WITH A SPEAR TAKE DOWN! JET BUSINESS WOMAN GOES DOWN AS ST.CLAIR PICKS UP HER FLAG ONCE MORE… AND SYDNEY WITH A LIGHT KICK TO SEND JET BUSINESS WOMAN DOWN THE STAIRS!
Kat Ricci: Please! She has a name! We can’t go treating her like this!
Monica Vaughan: What’s her name?
Kat Ricci: Uhhhh…. Look, over there!
Monica Vaughan: Don’t try to change the subject here. What’s her name?! If you are gonna be all high and mighty and snooty with me about it….
Kat Ricci: No, Seriously, going towards the ramp, it’s Revy and Kenny, another one of Revy’s friends trying to carry her and the flag to the stage! Sydney St. Clair sees this, but there just no way she can make it. Revy is already half way up the ramp and Sydney is all the way at the top. Sydney tries to sprint down the steps….
Monica Vaughan: BUT THE FANS GRAB A HOLD OF SYDNEY NOW! AND WHAT IS THIS?!! THE FANS ARE CROWDSURFING SYDNEY OVER TO THE STAGE. ST.CLAIR CAN’T BELIEVE HER EYES! BUT THIS IS THE PEOPLE’S CHAMPION WE ARE TALKING ABOUT HERE! THEY CAN’T BARE TO SEE HER LOSE THE TITLE THIS WAY!
Kat Ricci: Kenny tries to pick up the pace, Revy still seems out of it. … SYDNEY IS CLOSING IN ON THEM…. SHE MAKES IT BACK TO THE FRONT…. THEY DROP HER ON TOP OF THE BARRICADE AT RING SIDE….. SHE SOARS!!... SHE SCORES!! A SUICIDE DIVE! BUT ONLY MANAGING CATCH KENNY AS REVY PUSHES KENNY INTO HER!
Monica Vaughan: Sydney back up to her feet now…. RECOIL!! RECOIL!! REVY WITH THE STUNNER OUT OF NOWHERE! SENDING SYDNEY ST.CLAIR INTO THE AIR AND OFF THE RAMP! Revy, still struggling to even stand up at this point, but she makes her way back towards the ring…. Wait… you’re suppose to go the other way…. No… she’s grabbing Sydney’s flag!
Kat Ricci: Revy ripping off the flag from the pole now and tosses the pole to the side. Oh god… no, what disrespect! Revy just spit out her gum and wrapped it up with the flag. Revy isn’t here to just win, she’s here to add insult to injury. The crowd booes, but it doesn’t end there. Revy is reaching under the ring now… and she’s pulling out… no.. it can’t be… it’s ZIPPO’S LIGHTER FLUIDS!!
Monica Vaughan: Lighter Flu…. IS SHE ABOUT TO SET THAT FLAG ON FIRE?!!
Kat Ricci: Revy is drenching the flag in fluid now. Revy reaches into her pockets and pulling out a match… No… it can’t be. Just because you couldn’t get rid of it earlier…… REVY HAS SET SYDNEY’S FLAG ABLAZED!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
Monica Vaughan: Revy picks up the flag by the corner now and tosses over towards Sydney. St. Clair finally coming to her senses, She sees a fire….. Revy grabbing her own flag now, and removing it from the pole….. She is twisting it up…. She hooks the leg of Sydney…. And wraps the flag around the neck of Sydney!! A MODIFIED S.O.L!! REVY HAS LOCKED IN THE STF ON SYDNEY, WHO IS NOW REALIZING WHAT IS GOING ON?!
Kat Ricci: ST. CLAIR TRYING TO FIGHT IT AS SHE DRAGS HER AND REVY’S BODY OVER TO THE FLAME, BUT REVY CONTINUES TO PULL BACK AND APPLY PRESSURE. SYDNEY DRAGGING THEM IS STARTING TO SLOW DOWN AS SHE IS RUNNING OUT OF STREAM TO GET TO HER FLAG.
Revy: GET THE CAMERA MAN OVER HERE… AND GET A CLOSE UP!!
Monica Vaughan: Well do it! Send the Camera man, who is closing in on a close up shot of Sydney’s face with Revy’s flag wrapped around her neck. With the camera being up so close, we can finally now see the sponsors that are on Revy’s flags!
Revy: This ass beating here was brought to you by Monster Energy, Yahoo!, Nike, Just do it! Gamestop, AMC, Zippo, Dominos, Taco Bell, Dogecoin, the NRA, Staples, Big Oasis Brand, Tik Tok, Fortnite, Cyberpunk 2077, Arby’s….um… who else? Shit, why did I agree to so many? Wait.. what?!
Kat Ricci: ST. CLAIR WAS FADING, BUT IT SEEMS LIKE SHE MAY HAD FOUND A SECOND WIND WHILE REVY WAS DOING PRODUCT PLACEMENT! SYDNEY TRYING TO ROLL REVY TO THE SIDE… SHE MANAGES TO GET HER LEG FREE….. REVY BASICALLY LOCKING IN A SLEEPER HOLD NOW… SYDNEY BACK UP TO HER FEET, REVY ON HER BACK…. ST. CLAIR TURNS HER BACK AGAINST THE FLAMES AND FALLS BACKWARDS!! DROPPING HERSELF AND REVY ON TOP OF THE BURNING FLAG!!
Monica Vaughan: REVY RELEASES THE HOLD AND TRIES TO ROLL AND EXTINGUISH THE FLAME ON HER AS SYDNEY ATTEMPTS TO PUT OUT THE FLAMES! Revy is still on fire as a team from the back are bringing in fire extinguishers to put on the flames on the flag as well as Revy.
Kat Ricci: The fire has been put out as Revy continues to suffer from burns on her back and legs, but St. Clair dropping to knees as she digs through what is left of her flag. Charred and barely recognizable. St. Clair has had enough. Sydney grabbing a hold of Revy, who can barely stand on on her burnt leg, and unloads on her. St. Clair with a spear, pushing Revy against the Revy.
Monica Vaughan: Revy tries to fight her off with clubbing blow, but Sydney seems unphased. Revy realizing she had done messed up now, And Sydney with a Hypernova… the shining wizard to the head….. And another Hypernova!!...AND A 3RD!! REVY SLUMPS DOWN…… AND ST.CLAIR WITH ANOTHER HYPERNOVA, SANDWICHING HER SKULL BETWEEN HER SHIN AND THE BARRICADE… AND REVY’S EYES LOOK GLAZED OVER!
Kat Ricci: My god, Sydney St. Clair might had just snapped as officials tell Sydney to stop. Medic checking on Revy now. And St. Clair makes her way back to her flag. She picks it up, struggling to not burn herself, but manages to work around it, and makes her way up the stage. Sydney walking away as Revy is unresponsive as medic brings out the stretcher for her.
Monica Vaughan: St. Clair finally making it up to the stage and goes to the pedestal where the pole is at. She watches on as Revy is being wheeled up the ramp. Sydney clips the flag on the pulley, and begins to raise the flag. St. Clair is pulling the ropes as the flag raises to half mast…. AND STILL YOUR LAW LETHAL SPECIALIST…
Kat Ricci: AND REVY FROM BEHIND WITH THE SLEEPER HOLD! REVY HAD LEAPT OUT OF THE STRETCHER AND ATTACKED SYDNEY FROM BEHIND, AND REVY HAS THE HOLD LOCKED DOWN. SYDNEY DROPS TO HER KNEES AS LOOKS LIKE SHE IS ABOUT TO PASS OUT!
Revy: GO TO SLEEP! GO TO SLEEEEEEP!
Monica Vaughan: ST. CLAIR IS FADING… FADING AS THE FLAG BEGINS TO DROP…. Sydney loosens her grip on the ropes… if she passes out now, it’s all over!! Revy tightens the hold… and St. Clair’s arm drops down….It’s over!
Kat Ricci: But Sydney grabs the ropes onces more, Revy tightens the lock, but St. Clair still pushing herself, and she pulls the rope down… and her flag raises once more…. Another pull… and another…. ST. CLAIR WITH A SLEEPER HOLD APPLIED IS STILL DOING THIS, AND LIKE US, REVY CAN’T BELIEVE OUR EYES.
Revy: STOP IT!! JUST STOP!!
Sydney: NO! THERE IS NO CHANCE IN HELL I’LL LET YOU BEAT ME FOR THIS TITLE.
Monica Vaughan: St. Clair is a feel more pulls away from victory here!! IT’S SO CLOSE….. CAN SHE DO IT?! WILL SHE RETAIN?!.....................
REVY RELEASES THE SLEEPER HOLD AND BITES THE ARM OF SYDNEY ST. CLAIR AS SYDNEY DROPS THE HOLD. SYDNEY TAKEN ABACK BY THIS AND AS REVY GRABS THE PULLEY AND AWKWARDLY TUGS IT AND TIES A KNOT AROUND A HOOK.
Kat Ricci: St. Clair pushes Revy away and attempts to pull, but is unable too! SYDNEY WAS JUST A FEET AWAY FROM RETAINING HER CHAMPIONSHIP THERE, BUT REVY MANAGES TO JAM THE PULLEY.
Sydney: YOU CANNOT BE SERIOUS RIGHT NO…
Monica Vaughan: SHINING RED!! THE SHOTGUN KICK TO THE FACE BY REVY CONNECTS AND SYDNEY GOES DOWN! Revy grabbing her flag now and putting it in her mouth as she is … CLIMBING HER WAY UP THE POLE?!! WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?!
Kat Ricci: Revy has military background. If anyone can do it! It’s her! BUT SYDNEY IS COMING TO AND CATCHES REVY IN THE ACT. SYDNEY ATTEMPTS TO CLIMB AND MANAGES TO GRAB A HOLD OF REVY’S VEST…..
Monica Vaughan: WAIT?! WHAT?!! THE VEST JUST RIPPED AND FELL APART AS SYDNEY FALLS BACK DOWN TO THE GROUND AND REVY CONTINUES TO MAKE HER WAY UP THE POLE?! HOW?! THAT’S A 25 FT CLIMB?!!
Revy: BITCH, I TOLD YOU I GOT THAT VEST FROM WISH.COM!!
Kat Ricci: HOLY SHODDY CLOTHESWARE! REVY IS ALREADY 15 FT UP AND SYDNEY CAN’T SEEM TO MAKE THE CLIMB?! ST CLAIR JUST WATCHING HER CHAMPIONSHIP INCH AWAY FARTHER AND FARTHER AWAY AS REVY MAKES HER WAY TO THE TOP. As impressive as this is, it shouldn’t end like this.
Monica Vaughan: Revy is at the top now, and she manages to unlatch Sydney’s flag’s and drops it… St. Clair catches it, but is Revy ties her flag at the top of the pole, she has done it. She is the LAW Lethal Specialist Champion. This is hard to watch. I can’t. What a fuckin disgraceful way to end a phenomenal reign? Revy is unfurling her flag as she attempts to tie it to the pole….
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**DING!....DING!.....DING!**
**DING!**
**DING!**
Monica Vaughan: HOLD UP! SYDNEY ISN’T GIVING UP! ST.CLAIR WITH THE FIRE EXTINGUISHER FROM EARLIER IS SMACKING THE POLE WITH IT! **THAT’S WHERE THE DINGING WAS COMING FROM!** REVY IS SHAKEN AT THE TOP, BUT SHE DOESN’T SEEM LIKE SHE IS LOSING HER GRIP. WOMAN IS LIKE A GOD DAMN SPIDER MONKEY OR SOMETHING!
Kat Ricci: Revy continues to focus on the flag now. If she can just secure it…. She will be the….. Wait… no…. No...no..no nononononono…… TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMBER!!! CRASH!!
Monica Vaughan: HOLY SHIT!! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!! THE POLE HAD TIPPED OVER AND SENT REVY FLYING INTO THE AMERICANA SET AND THROUGH THE TOP OF THE STAGE! BUT… HOW?!! I….
Kat Ricci: Sydney wasn’t just hitting the pole… She was knocking out the bolt that kept the pole in place?!! SYDNEY ST. CLAIR JUST PULLED A CAPTAIN AMERICA MOVE AND MANAGED TO FORCE THE POLE TO TIP OVER!! THE CROWD IS ON THEIR FEET?! I CAN’T BELIEVE IT!
Fans: HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!
Monica Vaughan: Sydney now making her way to the tip of the pole now. She is tying her flag to the pole as she attempts to erect the pole once more. Sydney is struggling… she doesn’t have the strength…. BUT SOME OF THE FANS FROM THE CROWD ARE SWARMING THE STAGE NOW AND HELPING SYDNEY PUT THE POLE BACK IN PLACE. … THE POLE IS UP…… REVY IS NOWHERE TO BE SEEN…… SYDNEY PLACES THE BOLT IN PLACE!!
(DING DING DING!!)
London Morris: THE WINNER OF THE MATCH IS STILL YOUR LAW LETHAL SPECIALIST CHAMPION…… SYDNEY ST. CLAIIIIIIIIIIIIRE!!
(“King for the Day” by Pierce the Veil plays to a huge and deafening pop)
Kat Ricci: Sydney did it!! SHE DID IT!! Despite Revy’s dirty tricks, she did it once more, and I can’t tell you, folks, how happy I am to see this. Like, wow.
Monica Vaughan: Not just you, look at the crowd here as staff and management try to maintain control of the situation! The fans are raising Sydney in the air in celebration as St. Clair can continue to raise the championship belt over her head once more.
Kat Ricci: Sydney St. Clair, refusing to give up with it seems like all hope was lost. I tell you, if I was in her position, I would had given up so many times, and I don’t know how she does it, but I’m impressed. Big congrats to Sydney St. Clair. And wherever you are, better luck next time, Revy.
(Camera pans to a shot of Sydney on the shoulders of some fans while raising the Lethal Specialist Championship belt in one hand and pointing at the flag with the other. The flag, while burnt, the US and UK flags are still recognizable, and the logo for Madam Vega’s Wrestling School for Girls…. Unscath waves majestically in the air over the set of Americana)
Keith David: America, a land of opportunity.
(A clip showing Devi Krysis winning the Brody Sparks Memorial Battle Royal and Lethal Spark Championship is shown, followed by April Song winning the Second Chance Briefcase at Lethal Hearts 3.)
Keith David: A land of freedom.
(Misha LeCavailier is shown holding the Lethal American Championship in the air, followed by a montage of Sydney St. Clair’s reign with the Lethal Specialist Championship.)
Keith David: Home of the brave.
(The legendary run of Lethal Angel Champion “Sweet” Roxy Vendetta is shown, leading to her being given the original LAW Championship by Robin Roberts, the first Lethal Angel Champion in LAW’s original incarnation.)
Keth David: People from all over flock to the ‘ol Red, White, and Blue looking for a way to change their life for the better…
(A Lethal League logo is shown, followed by clips of the matches that occurred so far in all four blocks.)
Keith David: This season 40 of the best in the world are waging war for the ultimate opportunity…
(A shot of Madison Square Garden - home of Lethal Hearts 4 - is shown.)
Keith David: Who will stand above the rest?
(various clips of the LAW roster are shown.)
Keith David: And who...will be waiting as the best?
(The epic staredown between Roxy and April is shown.)
Keith David: Mass Effect Legendary Edition and Lethal Angels of Wrestling presents...AMERICANA!
(“Americana” by the Offspring plays as we get a shot of the interior of the sold out Capital One Arena as the camera pans over a sea of cheering fans.)
Monica Vaughan: Welcome to the first solo ppv of the year for Lethal Angels of Wrestling! We’re at the dawn of Lethal League and things are already heating up! I’m Monica Vaughan and this is my partner Kat Ricci!
Kat Ricci: Madam Vega has guaranteed that each of the four blocks will have their chance to showcase at one of this season’s ppvs and this weekend Block A will be the first to get a crack at it. In addition, four of those block members will be pulling double duty!
Monica Vaughan: In addition to their Lethal League matches, Revy will get a chance to fight for Sydney St. Clair’s Lethal Specialist Championship in LAW’s first ever Flag Match!
Kat Ricci: Meanwhile, Season of Slaughter will be defending their Lethal Tag Team Championships against Kayla Winters and Rebecca Brookes. And, Misha LeCavalier will be going up against Jessica Hendrix in a Lethal Hearts rematch! Hendrix will have a chance to get her title back!
Monica Vaughan: While the Specialist Championship is main eventing tonight, the Lethal Angel Championship will be bookending this weekend! Roxy’s legacy is on the line as April Song seeks her first world championship!
Kat Ricci: it is a packed ten match show this weekend so without further ado let’s get things started!
("World Princess Pt II" by Grimes plays to a positive reception from the crowd as Etune Manager makes her way.)
London Morris: THE FOLLOWING IS SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL AND IT IS A LETHAL LEAGUE A BLOCK MATCH! INTRODUCING FIRST! FROM BOISE, IDAHO!! ETUNE MANAGER!!
Monica Vaughan: Here we go with the opening contest of Americana 2021 and it’s the first of MANY Lethal League matches you’ll be seeing here tonight as Etune Manager and her opponent try to get on the board after not being able to secure wins on the first night of block action!
Kat Ricci: We’ll just see as she has to face off against a dangerous woman in La Llorona who also lost her first Lethal League---**HEY WHAT THE HELL?! LLORONA JUST ASSAULTED ETUNE FROM BEHIND!**
(The crowd boos as Llorona charges at Etune, beating her down while not caring for the crowd’s negative reaction!)
Monica Vaughan: Llorona willing to cheat if it means she gets the win here tonight as she sends Etune into the ring now and forces the referee to ring for the opening bell!
(DING DING DING)
Kat Ricci: I GUESS THIS IS HOW WE’RE GOING TO START AMERICANA 2021 AS ETUNE IS GETTING BACK TO HER FEET BUT LLORONA IS RIGHT THERE BEHIND HER AND IMMEDIATELY GRABS A HOLD OF ETUNE IN AN INVERTED HEADLOCK! LOOKING FOR A FUSILADO POSSIBLY!
Monica Vaughan: ETUNE IS FIGHTING OUT OF IT AS SHE SNAPMARES LLORONA AND MAKING THE FORMER OWA CHAMPION GIVE THE HOLD! Both competitors on their feet as Llorona swings wildly but Etune ducks… OH MY GOD! **ETUNE WITH THE BEST MOVE IN THE WORLD! BACKSLIDE FOR THE UPSET OF THE YEAR!**
Referee: **ONNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!**
**TTTWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!**
**TTTTTTHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!**
**DING DING!!**
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Crowd: OOOOH!!! YOU FUCKED UP! YOU FUCKED UP!
Kat Ricci: Llorona kicked out! She was just a millisecond away from losing in a huge shock but this contest is still going! **The ref called for the bell prematurely and has changed their decision at the last moment!** Both competitors right back to their feet and Etune is immediately drilled in the head with a forearm from Llorona who steps back now and spins… Discus Lariat from Etune is blocked! Manager now has the arm of Llorona and twists it around! **PHOTOBLINDNESS! SOLE FOOD FROM ETUNE CONNECTS! NOW INTO THE COVER!**
Referee: **ONNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!**
**TTWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!**
Monica Vaughan: Etune despite taking the assault from early has Llorona where she wants her! She’s gonna try for something as now Manager is rushing the ropes and coming in at full speed! **SLUMBERING SONG!!**
Kat Ricci: IT MISSES AS LLORONA ROLLED OUT OF THE BEFORE THE KOKESHI HEADBUTT LANDED! Etune connected with nothing but the ring itself and Llorona seems to have had enough of this as she grabs Etune back up to her feet! Another reverse headlock **AND THIS TIME LLORONA CONNECTS WITH FULISADO! LLORONA INTO THE COVER!**
Referee: **OOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!**
**TTTWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!**
**THHHHRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEE!!!**
Monica Vaughan: **ETUNE KICKS OUT BUT IMMEDIATELY LLORONA ROLLS HER OVER INTO A SNITCH TREATMENT! CROSSFACE LOCKED IN!** Look at the eyes of Llorona, she’s screaming for Etune to tap! She’s had enough of Etune and wants her to give!
Kat Ricci: Yeah but the fans here don’t want her to tap! Etune might need to think of something quick or she might end up 0-2 in Lethal League matches… **WAIT! ETUNE SHIFTED HER WEIGHT AND NOW SHE’S ON TOP OF LLORONA! A ROLL UP WHILE TRAPPED IN THE SNITCH TREATMENT!!**
Referee: **OOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!**
**TTTTTTWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!**
**TTTTTHRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEE**
Monica Vaughan: **Llorona kicked out but she had to release the hold on Etune!** Both competitors back to their feet and Etune quickly has a hold of Llorona! **SMALL PACKAGE THIS TIME! ANOTHER ROLL UP ATTEMPT**
Referee: **OOOONNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!**
**TTTTTWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!**
**TTTTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!**
Kat Ricci: Llorona kicks out again but Etune isn’t finished as she quickly turns Llorona around onto her back! **THIS TIME SHE HAS A GEDO CLUTCH ROLL UP! IS FOURTH TIME THE CHARM FOR ETUNE?!**
Referee: **OOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!**
**TTTTWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!**
**TTTTTTTTTHHHRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!**
Monica Vaughan: Llorona is still in this contest! Etune is being extremely smart in this match! She can’t beat Llorona head to head with in-ring ability, so she’s resorting to what she does best, the multiple different types of roll-ups! Sooner or later she might get one that’s gonna keep Llorona down for the three count.
Kat Ricci: Yeah but now both competitors are up as Etune slides forward and looking for another roll up!
**DEAR GOD! SHE JUST ATE ALL OF THAT KNEE LIFT FROM LLORONA!**
Monica Vaughan: Llorona is signalling for the end as she takes the Etune to the corner with her. The Odyssey star has herself set up on the middle rope… **SONORA DESTROYER!**
Kat Ricci: **NO! ETUNE WITH ABLE TO COUNTER LLORONA’S FINISHER! SHE STACKS HERSELF ON TOP OF LLORONA’S SHOULDERS BEFORE LLORONA GOT THE FULL ROTATION OF THE CANADIAN DESTROYER!**
Referee/Crowd: OOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
TTTTTWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
**TTTTTTHHHRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!**
Kat Ricci: Did Etune get her?!
Monica Vaughan: No Llorona with another close kick out! The crowd here in the arena are becoming Etune believers! They think she might be able to win this and I think she might do so.
Crowd:
*ETUNE!*
*ETUNE!*
*ETUNE!*
Kat Ricci: I would join them if I could but I gotta call the action as both women are up to their feet and Llorona gets nailed with a superkick from Etune! Manager now looking to end it as a hold of Llorona and rushes to the nearest with her opponent trapped in a three-quarters headlock! **BAARRRDDIICCC PERFORMANCEEEEE!!!**
Monica Vaughan: **NO LLORONA WITH A COUNTER! SHE COUNTERED THE SHIRANUI WITH A FULISADO!** THE SECOND ROLLING CUTTER OF THE MATCH AND LOOK AT THE ANGER ON THE FACE OF LLORONA AS SHE’S SPEWING OUT HATEFUL COMMENTS!
Llorona (w/o mic): **FUCK THIS CAC! I’M FUCKING TIRED OF THIS STUPID ASS BITCH AND HER GAMES!**
Kat Ricci: LLORONA LOOKING TO END IT AS SHE PULLS ETUNE UP TO HER FEET AND IN POSITION NOW TO FINISH OFF ETUNE! **SONORAAAAA DESTROYEEEEERRRR!! LLORONA JUST SPIKED ETUNE RIGHT INTO THE GROUND WITH THAT FRONT FLIP PILEDRIVER!**
Referee: OOOOOONNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
**TTTTTTTTTWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!**
**TTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!**
(DING DING DING!!)
London Morris: Your winner by pinfall, Llorona!
Monica Vaughan: What are fast-paced banger! Llorona and Etune giving it all to start things out!
Kat Ricci: The former OWA Women’s Champion tried to go for an early victory with that vicious attack, but Etune almost delivered the upset of the decade!
Monica Vaughan: Welp either way, Llorona gets to make up for the loss against Daisy and add 2 points on the board!
(Devi is at McArthur Enterprise, inside the Training Facility training for her first Lethal Sparks Championship Title defense against the newest member of Princess of Wrestling, Atsuko Godai)
*Previously…*
(Devi Krysis is striking the heavy bag in her training gym, followed by and sparring with a partner)
Devi Krysis: Atsuko Godai...
The Newest member of Princess of Wrestling! This is the first time that we get to go one on one against each other. And I am woman enough to admit that you earned a Championship opportunity against me, because of your performance in Lethal Takeover, and I respect that! Not only that you impressed me with your match against Liz Karlson, but in my mind and your heart, are you willing to face the toughest challenge?
Because I'm pretty sure that your fellow Princess of Wrestling members didn't warn you about me. *Devi holding the Lethal Sparks Championship up to the camera* When I came to LAW and debuted in Lethal Hearts 3, winning the Sparks Cup Battle Royal and becoming the Inaugural Lethal Sparks Champion, i'm ready to take on any challengers and make sure that this belt wasn't going anywhere. You see Godai, this championship is all about the legacy of Brody Sparks, this belt is made for her honor, and I'll do well not to tarnish that legacy, so you better step up or step aside cause there are no weak links in LAW. See you soon and good luck!
Oh! one more thing, and remember this...That the wolf is always at your door, always!
(Screen fades black)
Announcer: The following contest is set for one fall...and it is for the Lethal Spark Championship! Entering first, the challenger…
(“Who Are You” by Jurina Matsui plays out through the arena speakers as Atsuko Godai makes her way into the arena to a largely warm reception! The former JET Dojo trainee bows to a few fans before approaching the ring, pulling herself up on the apron and sliding in through the middle ropes. She takes in the warm reception as it rains down upon her.)
Announcer: Fighting tonight at one hundred and three pounds...fighting out of Nagoya, Japan...she is the Cupid Celestial...ATSUKO...GODAI!!!!
(Godai postures as the crowd cheers for her name.)
Ricci: You have to think that Godai wants to impress her mentor and idol here tonight, right?
Vaughn: You would! And I think a big win over Devi Krysis for that Lethal Spark Championship is going to be the way to do it!
Announcer: And the champion…
(“Wolf At Your Door” by Chloe X Halle plays out through the arena as Devi Krysis emerges from backstage with the Lethal Spark Championship on her shoulder. The crowd gives her an ovation, but she stares dead ahead, focusing on Godai as she makes her way toward the ring. She steps up onto the apron, and then into the ring, pulling the championship up and holding it up to Godai’s face.)
Announcer: Fighting tonight at one hundred and thirty-five pounds...fighting out of Chapter Hill, North Carolina...she is the reigning, defending Lethal Sparks Champion...The Untamed Bloodwolf...DEVI...KRYSIS!!!
(The crowd pops. Devi remains solemn.)
Ricci: Devi wants to make a good impression and cut yet another challenger to her championship down in her prime! But will she be able to get it done?
Vaughn: Let’s find out!
(The referee checks both women over-and the bell rings!)
(**DING! DING! DING!**)
Ricci: Off hard with a lockup here, as Devi tries to use her weight advantage to retain control over Godai. Godai’s tied up with a collar and elbow, and Devi tries to quickly transition that back into a suplex, but Godai manages to stay on her feet! Godai gets a hold of Devi’s arm and uses it to force some separation between the two, looking for a half nelson hold. She tries to go for the JET Dojo Special, but Devi forces her off and makes some separation of her own! Devi rushes in for another lockup, and Godai does the same, but this time, it’s Azumi’s protege that manages to get the advantage! Godai forces Devi to the ground with a hammerlock, before looking for a waistlock! The crowd pops heavy as Godai tries to get Devi up for a Deadlift Snapped German Suplex, but Devi fights out of it much to the crowd’s disapproval! Devi fires back elbows into the skull of Godai!
Vaughn: Godai’s forced off, but she rushes in for the Last Surprise-
Ricci: SHOOT KICK from Devi Krysis! Godai is rocked, and Devi grabs her in a gutwrench, pulling her up and rolling through with a wicked Gutwrench Suplex to slam Godai into the canvas! She keeps the hold locked in as she hauls Godai up into the air, keeping her form perfect much to the respect of the crowd-GUTWRENCH POWERBOMB! Devi plants Godai hard onto her shoulders, and stacks up into a pin!
Referee: ONE!
Vaughn: But Godai kicks out at one! It’s just not enough to slow down the challenger. Devi pulls back, and tries to beckon Godai back to her feet as she tries for an early discus lariat, but Godai stops her in her tracks with a flash kick! Devi stumbles back into the corner, and Godai gets a running start for a powerful rushing forearm to the side of her skull, followed up by an irish whip into the opposing corner! Devi’s taken aback by the wave of offense being thrust upon her, and Godai pumps the crowd up as she runs in for one more killing blow with another Flash Kick!
Ricci: **BUT DEVI CATCHES HER-URANAGE OUT OF THE CORNER-AND ONTO THE KNEE OF DEVI KRYSIS!!!** Godai is rattled by the force of that hit, and Devi rolls her through, onto her knees-DISCUS LARIAT! Godai goes down hard, and Devi falls onto her for another attempt at a pinfall!
Referee: ONE!
TWO!!
Vaughn: NO! Godai gets a shoulder up just at two! Devi grabs hold of her wrist and pulls her in for a short-arm lariat, but Godai ducks it! Godai manages to break Devi’s hold with a pele kick to the shoulder, sending her into the corner! Godai gets a running start for a massive dropkick that sends Devi’s skull into the top buckle! Devi’s rattled, and Godai rushes her again, rolling through Devi with a schoolboy and going for a DDT-and she gets it! Devi’s spiked into the canvas, and Godai rolls over, getting her in a waistlock once again! She tries for a Deadlift German Suplex once more, but Devi fights out of it again-only for Godai to grab her wrist-RIPCORD FLASH KICK! And she follows it up with a rebound-LAST SURPRISE! Godai takes Devi to the canvas and hooks both legs for a cover!
ONE!
TWO!!
Ricci: NO! Devi Krysis kicks out! Impressive displays from both champion and challenger here as they try to whittle one another down, but at this moment neither has the clear advantage! Godai hauls Devi back to her feet, but Devi blasts Godai with a hard slap across the face, sending her to a knee! Devi hauls Godai up with a deadlift powerbomb, getting her on the shoulders before she gets a running start for a powerbomb to the outside!!!
Vaughn: BUT GODAI COUNTERS! Godai manages to land behind Devi, and she hits a big enziguri to the back of Devi’s head, followed up by a Flash Kick to send her out to the apron! Godai leaps up onto the middle, and then the top rope as Devi pulls back to her feet, looking for a modified Last Surprise to send Devi to the outside and off the apron! She leaps for it!
Ricci: **BUT DEVI DRILLS HER WITH A SUPERMAN PUNCH THAT KNOCKS HER OUT OF THE AIR!!!** Godai crashes to the ringside area, trying to pull herself together and lean against a barricade for a momentary breath, but Devi Krysis isn’t having it! She wants to retain her championship, wants to put this challenger behind her, and against the referee’s urging-CANNONBALL SENTON OFF THE APRON INTO ATSUKO GODAI! Devi crushes Atsuko into the barricade, and both women are briefly down on the outside!
Vaughn: Krysis is quick to pull back to her feet, but as she gets Godai up to hers, Godai blasts her with an elbow to the midsection! Krysis folds in half, and Godai grabs her for a waistlock, trying once again for the snapped German Suplex, but Devi manages to dead-weight her long enough to evade it! Devi grits her teeth on the ground and fires a stiff kick into the knee of Godai, who stumbles back, before she looks for a lariat-but Godai ducks out of the way, causing Devi to catch her arm on the ringpost! Devi stumbles back, and Godai hits a big Flash Kick to the skull of Devi Krysis, before pulling her up onto her shoulders in a show of impressive strength! Godai gets a running start-DVD INTO THE APRON FROM ATSUKO GODAI TO DEVI KRYSIS!
Ricci: Atsuko Godai is firing up here! She rolls Devi back into the ring, and looks like she’s getting ready for the Godai Path of Heaven, but Devi manages to pull back to her feet, if just barely, to avoid the Moonsault! Godai grits her teeth and leaps up onto the ropes anyway, getting some big air-MISSILE DROPKICK TO THE SKULL OF DEVI KRYSIS! Devi goes down hard, and Godai dives onto her for a cover, trying to secure the pin and the Lethal Spark Championship! She hooks both legs!
Referee: ONE!
TWO!!
THREE!!!
Vaughn: NO!!! Devi Krysis kicks out again! Godai beats her fists into the canvas, but she’s not willing to give up! She grabs Devi around the waist, pulling her up with immense strength to a standing position! She locks the waistlock in fully, and gets Devi up, arcing her at an angle as she finally hits the JET DOJO SPECIAL!!! SHE SPIKES DEVI ONTO HER HEAD, AND BRIDGES BACK INTO A PIN!
Referee: ONE!
TWO!!
THREE!!!
Ricci: BUT DEVI KICKS OUT AGAIN! Godai lets out a war-cry as she pulls Devi up to her knes, firing a wristlock knee strike into her head, before she hits the ropes and comes around from behind for a Flash Kick to the back of the head, but Devi ducks it! Devi catches Godai onto her shoulders on the turn-around in a Fireman’s Carry-SEEING SPARKS! She drops Godai into her kick, and sends her scrambling to the ground, before hitting the ropes and coming back in for a NASTY knee strike to the head of Atsuko Godai! Godai tries to pull back to her feet one more time, but Devi rips her apart with the sequence of strikes she calls the Untamed Rush! Godai might be out, and Devi pulls her in for a straightjacket, into a brainbuster-BLOODCROSS! SHE SPIKES GODAI INTO THE CANVAS! SHE ROLLS ONTO HER FOR A COVER!
Referee: ONE!
TWO!!
THREE!!!
Vaughn: **GODAI KICKS OUT AGAIN!!!** Godai refuses to go down! Devi pulls her back up, looking for the Way of the Wolf, but Godai gets some distance with a Flash Kick to the skull! Devi’s staggered, and Godai is desperate! She pulls Devi into the corner, and lets out a cry as she goes for the Radiant Shoot! SHE GETS IT, AND-
Ricci: -NO!!! DEVI’S HOLDING HER UP WITH THE FORCE OF STRENGTH AND WILL ALONE! SHE’S GOT GODAI POINTING STRAIGHT UP IN THE AIR! GODAI IS STRUGGLING-AND DEVI DROPS HER INTO A CANADIAN RACK-**WAY OF THE WOLF!!!** DEVI KRYSIS HIT THE CANADIAN RACK DDT! SHE FALLS ONTO GODAI!
Referee: ONE!
TWO!!
THREE!!!
(**DING! DING! DING!**)
(“Wolf at Your Door” plays as Devi rolls off Godai and raises a fist in the air!)
London Morris: Your winner and STILL Lethal Spark Champion, Devi Krysis!
Monica Vaughan: What a match! Devi earns her first successful defense with the Lethal Spark Championship and something tells me this is just the beginning of a beautiful run!
Kat Ricci: Astuko did everything she could but the accumulated experience of Devi fighting against the best of the best in places like OWA’s Odyssey has earned her an edge that the Hollywood Fight Club grad couldn’t compete with!
Monica Vaughan: Either way Atsuko still has a ways to go, but I believe in her and the other Princesses of Wrestling!
(Devi looks down at Atsuko who bows respectfully on her knees before her. Devi waves a hand and pulls the girl up suddenly, giving her a hug. She pats Atsuko on the head and watches the girl leave the ring. She raises her title one more time before leaving the ring.)
(Americana cuts to the back to Kayla Winters standing with her bodyguard Grace and Manager sister Christy.)
Kayla Winters: First off let me thank Miles Larsen, for being smart enough to acknowledge my greatness, because I’ve been the standard around here since the day I signed my contract, I’ve done it all.
But Mr. Larsen you are truly wrong if you say Rebecca and I have no chance against Season of Slaughter. I remember people saying the exact same thing when Sweet Winters were about to challenge Wolfgang Symphony, and not only did we soundly defeat them, we were the reason they left LAW and went to Jet. Season of Slaughter is no different, and just like I did with Roxy I’ll do with Rebecca Brookes, I take a relative unknown and in one night make her a someone.
Season Of Slaughter I respect what you’ve done so far. You've run through the LAW tag team division but tonight you hit your unbreakable brick wall. Tonight Rebecca and I will beat you for the Lethal Tag team titles. We will slay the monsters, tonight I once again put gold around my waist. Season Of Slaughter tonight you realize that a Winters always get what they want.
(Kayla smirks.)
Kayla Winters: As for your comment about Cloud Masuda, Miles, maybe I’ve already sealed the deal with her.
(Kayla slyly winks into the camera, then the three walk off.)
London Morris: The following contest is scheduled for one fall! This match is part of the Lethal League Block A!
(“T-Shirt” by The Beaches hits the speakers from the crowd as Selena Firehouse steps out to the stage, raising her arms to hype the crowd as she walks down to the ring.)
London Morris: Introducing first, from Waterloo, Ontario, Canada, weighing in at 297 pounds… SELENA FIREHOUSE!!!
Monica Vaughan: The tough Selena Firehouse is a promising choice to win Block A, but there’s other monsters in this block such as her opponent of her tag partner whop stand at the top of LAW’s tag scene!
(“Monsters Ball” by Butcher’s Baby hits the speakers to boos from the crowd as KATLA steps out to the stage, glaring down the ramp at her opponent Selena Firehouse. KATLA menacingly approaches the ring.)
London Morris: And her opponent, from Hamburg, Germany, weighing in at 205 pounds… THE JUGGERNAUT!!!!... KATLA!!!!!
Monica Vaughn: This is a big girl match up! 205 pounds vs 297 pounds, these days the men don’t even weigh that much! Just look at midgets like Layne Kurobane and Finnegan Wakefield taking over the wrestling industry! But these two? This is what the Lethal Angels of Wrestling is about - size doesn't matter, this is just where the best women in the world come to wrestle!
Kat Ricci: That’s right! We’ve got the deceptively technical Selena Firehouse who still has near 300 pounds of power behind her to boot up against a woman who is all about beating and slamming her opponents into the mat - the aptly named Juggernaut, KATLA. With points in the Lethal League on the line here, these two women are looking to get points up on the board and make it to the top of the A Block!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Monica Vaughn: Firehouse and KATLA lock up! Firehouse gets a side headlock and swings KATLA to the mat with a kick to the back before going down with a chinlock! Firehouse wrenches KATLA to the side and plants her face into the mat before getting up with a STOMP to the tailbone! KATLA writhes in pain but Firehouse just picks her up to her knees -- KICK TO THE CHEST!!! KATLA falls back to the mat but Firehouse grabs her by the arm and picks her right back up -- CHOP!!! CHOP!!! AND A BODY SLAM PUTS KATLA ON HER BACK ON THE MAT!!!!
Kat Ricci: Firehouse just picks KATLA right back up, controlling the momentum here at the start, and an Irish Whip into the corner turnbuckles sends KATLA BOUNCING off the pads while Firehouse rushes her down… FIREHOUSE TURNS AROUND AND JUMPS!!! THE REAR VIEW!!! THE BUTT BOP SENDS KATLA BACK INTO THE CORNER BOUNCING BACK OUT INTO THE GUTWRENCH SUPLEX!!! KATLA is flipped over Firehouse to the mat and Firehouse gets ready for her next move… Firehouse bounces off of the ropes and jumps! Leg Drop to KATLA -- KATLA rolls out of the way!
Monica Vaughn: Firehouse crashes and KATLA rolls up to her feet, waiting for Firehouse to start to stand up -- RUNNING BIG BOOT FROM KATLA SENDS FIREHOUSE TUMBLING TO THE MAT!!! Firehouse pushes herself back up quick but KATLA comes in with a STIFF Lariat that bounces Firehouse off the ropes, but KATLA catches her and whips her into the corner! Firehouse bounces into the turnbuckles and KATLA runs after her… CORNER AVALANCHE!!!! AND KATLA PICKS SELENA FIREHOUSE OUT OF THE CORNER IN A BEARHUG!!! LOOK AT THE POWER OF THE JUGGERNAUT!!! SHE HAS A THREE HUNDRED POUND WOMAN HELD OFF THE GROUND HIGH UP IN THE AIR!!!
Kat Ricci: KATLA starts spinning around in place! This is crazy! She’s getting rotations with a god damned bearhug! KATLA spins around AND DROPS SELENA FIREHOUSE ON HER NECK WITH THE SPINNING SIDE SLAM!!!! Selena Firehouse tries pushing herself up to her feet but she’s struggling, stuck on her hands and feet… It looks like that’s where KATLA wants her! She runs forward… THE CURB STOMP!!! RUIN AND MISERY!!! -- NO! SELENA FIREHOUSE CATCHES KATLA BY THE LEG AND TRIPS HER TO THE MAT!!! Selena Firehouse rises to her knee and STOMPS down on KATLA’s back to stop her from moving! Firehouse starts wrenching the leg… SHE’S GOT THE ANKLE LOCK IN!!!
Monica Vaughn: Selena Firehouse has ended matches with that very Ankle Lock before as she continues to apply as much pressure as she can to KATLA’s leg! KATLA is wincing in pain, she’s trying to get to the ropes for a break but Selena Firehouse has squatted down to center her weight and hold KATLA back! KATLA might be forced to tap her soon if she can’t find a way out… But it looks like she’s trying to power her way through this with brute strength! KATLA is starting to push herself off of the mat with her arms, but that’s a risky move because the further she pushes herself up, the more she’s going to feel the pressure on her ankle! If she tries this and fails… the pain might be too much to bear! She might be forced to tap!
Kat Ricci: She’s stayed alive this far!... AND KATLA LUNGES FOR THE BOTTOM ROPE!!!... SHE HAS IT -- BUT FIREHOUSE PULLS HER OUT -- KATLA TURNS AROUND ON THE MAT AND KICKS FIREHOUSE AWAY WITH BOTH LEGS!!! KATLA scurries up to her feet but stumbles forward, feeling the pain in her leg from that ankle lock and Firehouse is right back at her! The Shoulder Check sends KATLA into the ropes but KATLA bounces back off with a BIG BOOT!!! -- FIREHOUSE DUCKS IT!!! FIREHOUSE RUNS TO THE ROPES AND MAKES HER WAY BACK!!!! SPEAR!!!! FIREHOUSE RAMS INTO KATLA AND BOTH WOMEN CRASH TO THE MAT!!!
Monica Vaughn: Firehouse just gave herself a big advantage! She’s getting back up to her feet ready to capitalize now! KATLA is trying to get up but the damage Firehouse has been putting out is taking its toll! Firehouse is signalling for the end… AND CLIMBS UP TO THE SECOND ROPE!!! KATLA GETS UP TO HER FEET AND FIREHOUSE FLIES!!! CROSSBODY!!!! -- NO!!! KATLA CATCHES HER!!!! SHE SPINS AND SLAMS FIREHOUSE INTO THE MAT!!!! TOUR OF THE ISLANDS!!!! DEATHSEASON TO COUNTER THE CROSSBODY, AND KATLA MAKES THE COVER!!!!
Referee: ONE!!!!... TWO!!!!!.... THREE!!!!!.....
(DING! DING! DING!)
(“Monsters Ball” hits the speakers to boos from the crowd as KATLA sits up off of Firehouse. Selena writhes in pain on the mat while KATLA stands up to her feet with a confident look on her face.)
London Morris: The winner of this A Block bout… KATLA!!!!
Monica Vaughn: I really thought Firehouse had it in the bag after that Ankle Lock and Spear, but KATLA fought her way back! What an excellent counter with that Dead Season to get the pin! Now two more points on the board for KATLA in the race to the top of Block A!
(KATLA is seen walking backstage. Miles Larsen and Wither Seede are waiting by the production area.)
KATLA: (grins) Follow that.
(KATLA walks away as Wither smiles after her and prepares for her upcoming match.)
London Morris: The following is a Lethal League Block A Match, scheduled for one fall!
("Fury, Oh Fury" by Nico Vega plays as Wither Seede walks out with manager Miles Larsen. She has her Lethal Tag team Championship around her waist.)
London Morris: Residing in the Other Side of Darkness, and weighing in at 160lbs...one half of the Lethal Tag Team Champions...WITHER! SEEDE!
Monica Vaughan: We have a special guest with us for tonight’s match, Jessica Hendrix!
Jessica Hendrix: Hi everyone!
Monica Vaughan: You’re going to be facing Misha LeCavalier in a rematch for the Lethal American Championship on Night 2.
Jessica Hendrix: Yep and I’m here to see how my opponent will fare tonight.
Kat Ricci: So far Wither Seede is one of five women who has points on the board in Block A. She’s also a heavy favorite to win Block A as a whole. Do you think she’ll come out on top tonight?
Jessica Hendrix: The only thing standing in her way will be her own tag partner, KATLA. Otherwise, I can see Wither dominating tonight like she’s been doing.
(Wither climbs into the ring menacingly and growls towards the crowd. "Hallucinations" by PVRIS plays as Misha LeCavalier walks out with the Lethal American Championship over her shoulder.)
London Morris: Her opponent! From Calgary, Alberta, Canada! Weighing in at 145 lbs...The Lethal American Champion-
Jessica Hendrix: Not for long.
London Morris: Misha! LeCavalier!
Monica Vaughan: I guess there’s no hiding your feelings for LeCavalier huh?
Jessica Hendrix: Why would I? Sure she is one hell of a competitor. And I respect her as a wrestler. But I’m just as competitive as she is. I won’t interfere with the match but I will observe.
(Misha walks over to the commentary table and chuckles a little before going over to the ring and climbing inside. Both women get ready for the match.)
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Monica Vaughan: This Block A Lethal League tournament match is underway! The Lethal American Champion Misha LeCavalier takes on the Lethal Tag Team Champion Wither Seede! Both women are circling around each other. Neither woman is making the first move in this match up! It looks like they are strategizing how to approach the other. These women are completely different from one another. Wither leans more into the powerhouse category. Misha leans into more of a technical style. Misha connects with a sweep underneath Wither’s feet, but Wither is able to distance herself and back away a few steps! Misha backs away as she has her fists right in front of her. Wither begins to step forward as she is looking for a way to launch herself and lock in with Misha! Misha connects with a punch, but Wither is able to avoid it! She tries to counter with one of her own, but Misha is able to get out of the way and get Wither in a clinch, followed by vicious knees into the sternum! Wither fits back with a kick of her own, but Misha counters with a Dragon Screw!
Jessica Hendrix: MISHA GETS ON TOP OF WITHER AND LIKE A WOMAN POSSESSED SHE BEGINS TO UNLOAD IN A SERIES OF FIERY FISTS UPON HER FACE! WITHER IS LEAVING HER FACE COMPLETELY EXPOSED FOR AND IS LAUGHING!? SHE’S LAUGHING!
Monica Vaughan: MISHA GETS WITHER UP BY A FISTFULL OF HAIR BUT WITHER WHIPS HER TO THE ROPES!! MISHA BOUNCES FROM THE ROPES AND CONNECTS WITH A HIGH SPEED RUNNING EURO UPPERCUT, SENDING WITHER TO THE MAT! Quickly, Misha begins to mount Wither once more with a series of elbow’s to the top of her head! Over and over again, Misha is unleashing her fury of her elbows onto Wither, who’s just laughing maniacally! The official of the match, Jesse Carlton, manages to back Misha away from Wither and yell at her! Misha rolls her eyes as she quickly gets back into the match and connects with a low dropkick that sends Wither on her back! Misha begins to stomp on the neck of Wither Seede as Wither is struggling to get air back into her lungs! Misha uses the assistance of the ropes to hold her hands as she applies more pressure onto the lungs of Wither! Wither manages to get one of her hands on the bottom rope!
Jesse Carlton: ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR!
Kat Ricci: Misha has no choice but to release her foot from Wither ’s throat as she backs away with a smirk on her face. Wither remains on her back as she gasps for air, but slowly works her way up back into a seated position. Her hand remains on her neck still as Misha does not waste any time and gets back into inflicting more punishment onto Wither!
Jessica Hendrix: That Wither Seede is tough as hell. Misha may be getting the majority of the offense right now, but she needs to stay on her toes.
Monica Vaughan: MISHA APPROACHES WITHER AND WRAPS HER ARMS AROUND HER WAIST! MISHA GOES BACK AS SHE CONNECTS WITH A GERMAN SUPLEX ONTO WITHER! MISHA STAYS IN THAT POSITION AS IT LOOKS LIKE SHE IS GOING FOR A PIN, BUT WITHER IS ABLE TO ROLL HERSELF AWAY BEFORE THE COUNT HAPPENS! NO! MISHA STILL HAS A PRETTY GOOD HOLD ON WITHER! IT LOOKS LIKE SHE IS PLANNING TO GO FOR A SECOND GERMAN SUPLEX ON WITHER! SECOND GERMAN SUPLEX ON WITHER AS SHE CRASHES ONTO ONE OF THE CORNERS! WITHER IS HOLDING HER NECK AS IT SEEMS LIKE SHE LANDED QUITE HARSHLY ON ONE OF THE CORNERS! MISHA PICKS HER UP AND CONNECTS WITH KICK TO THE THROAT OF WITHER SEEDE! MISHA PULLS WITHER BY THE LEG AND HOOKS THE LEG FOR A COVER!
Jesse Carlton: OOONE!!
TWOOO!!
Kat Ricci: Wither kicks out at two! She is still holding on!
Jessica Hendrix: That manager of hers is not looking the least bit worried. I must say I admire his courage.
Kat Ricci: And for some reason, she’s still laughing, as if she’s toying with Misha! The Dire Wolf does not like that at all as she pulls Wither by her hair and tosses her to the opposite side of the corner! Misha gestures for Wither to approach her! Wither runs towards Misha WHO CONNECTS WITH A HIGH SPEED ROUNDHOUSE! SHE TAKES DOWN WITHER WITH HER AS SHE BEGINS TO UNLOAD IN A SERIES OF FISTS ON THE TAG TEAM CHAMPION! WAIT! WITHER JUST THREW MISHA OFF OF HER LIKE SHE WAS NOTHING!
Jessica Hendrix: Wow! She sent her halfway across the ring! Wither’s up! It’s almost like she wanted to test Misha’s ability beforehand!
Monica Vaughan: WITHER IS STARTING TO GET SERIOUS AS SHE WAILS ON MISHA WITH CLUBBING FOREARMS AND DEADLIFTS HER OVER HER SHOULDERS! **MIDNIGHT SUNRISE** DEATH VALLEY DRIVER INTO THE CORNER!
Kat Ricci: WITHER COULD HAVE WENT FOR THE COVER THERE IF SHE WANTED TOO. INSTEAD, IT LOOKS LIKE SHE WANTS TO INFLICT AS MUCH DAMAGE AS POSSIBLE!
Jessica Hendrix: THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT SHE WILL DO! WITHER IS JUST WHIPPING HER INTO EACH CORNER WITH THAT HAMMER THROW IRISH WHIP! CHRIST! REMINDS ME OF WHAT DADDY USED TO DO TO HIS OPPONENTS DURING THE TERRITORY DAYS!
Monica Vaughan: WITHER IS GOING FOR A FOURTH ONE BUT MISHA IS ABLE TO COUNTER AND WHIPS WITHER TO THE ROPES! SEEDE IS ABLE TO HOLD HERSELF AGAINST THE ROPES! MISHA ALREADY BENT DOWN IN ANTICIPATION AND WITHER TAKES ADVANTAGE BY KICKING HER IN THE FOREHEAD! SHE’S LIFTING HER...WHAT A MEAN POWERBOMB! THAT WAS WITHER’S **PENANCE!** MISHA’S BODY NEARLY BOUNCED OFF THAT MAT! WITTHER’S WASTING NO TIME STOMPING AWAY ON HER OPPONENT! IT’S LIKE SHE’S TRYING TO DRILL A HOLE THROUGH HER! THE AGGRESSION SO INTENSE THAT THE REFEREE HAS TO PULL HER AWAY!
Kat Ricci: Wither is livid right now! She wants to win this match as soon as possible! She wants to destroy LeCavalier! Miles Larsen is urging her on from ringside! They know that Misha isn’t the only one with a second match! Tomorrow Season of Slaughter will be defending their titles against a fresh Kayla Winters and Rebecca Brookes! The last thing either woman wants to do is to have this match drag on longer than it needs to go! As Misha assures the official that she is alright to continue the match up, Wither does not hesitate with grabbing Misha and whipping her to the corner! Misha almost flipped over from the impact, but she keeps herself inside the ring! However, Wither connects with a running knee to the corner! She places Misha on the middle ropes and begins to climb! I don’t like the look of this…**PRICE OF FREEDOM!** BRUTAL DOUBLE STOMP FROM THE TOP ROPE! SHE SCRAMBLES AND MAKES THE COVER!
Jesse Carlton: OOOONE!!
TWOOOOO!!
THREE!!!!
Monica Vaughan: Misha LeCavalier kicks out at the last second! It seems like Wither is not the only one with some fight left in her. No one should be sleeping on Misha, who dominated the first part of the match up! Wither gets Misha up and connects with a double underhook suplex! Misha is on the mat, withering in pain.
Jessica Hendrix: The more Wither dominates the more my chances increase, though I would rather have a more even fight for tomorrow.
Kat Ricci: Wither is in a seated position as she forms a smirk on her lips! Wither SHE GRABS MISHA AND PUTS HER IN A TREE-OF-WOE POSITION IN THE CORNER! MISHA IS LOOKING FOR A WAY TO GET OUT OF THIS POSITION, BUT SHE IS HAVING NO LUCK AT ALL!
Jessica Hendrix: Oh, I kinda like where this is going...
Monica Vaughan: WITHER BACKS AWAY A FEW STEPS BEFORE SHE RUNS AND CONNECTS WITH A RUNNING DROPKICK THAT WAS STRONG ENOUGH TO TAKE MISHA’S HEAD OFF AS SHE FALLS TO THE MAT! WITHER GRABS MISHA BY HER LEGS AND SLOWLY BEGINS TO APPLY A MODIFIED INDIAN DEATHLOCK ON HER! A RARE SIGHT, BUT IT LOOKS LIKE WITHER MAY BE TRYING TO GET A SUBMISSION VICTORY RIGHT HERE! MISHA TRIES TO FIGHT OFF THE MOVE, BUT IT IS TOO LATE AS WITHER HAS THE MOVE SECURED!
Kat Ricci: MISHA IS SCREAMING IN PAIN AS SHE TRIES TO MAKE IT TO THE ROPES! WITHER TRIES HER BEST WITH APPLYING AS MUCH PRESSURE AS SHE CAN! The modified Indian deathlock is probably one of the most painful submissions that Wither could apply in this match! Misha may have no other choice, but to tap out! You can tell how much pain Misha is by the move! This is probably the last move she thought Wither would try in a match where the stakes are high! Especially against a technician such as herself!
Jessica Hendrix: I would not blame Misha if she taps out here! Wither has proven to be a great technical wrestler when given the chance. Not only does she excell when hitting the powerhouse moves, but she has a great choice of submissions when it comes to important matches like this!
Monica Vaughan: Misha is stuck in the center of the ring! SHE IS DOING HER BEST TO SCRATCH AND CLAW TO THE BOTTOM ROPE. WITHER TRIES TO HOLD HER BACK, BUT IT SEEMS LIKE MISHA IS MAKING SOME PROGRESS WITH MOVING FORWARD TO THE BOTTOM ROPE! WITHER IS SHAKING HER HEAD NO AS SHE REFUSES FOR MISHA TO MAKE IT TO THE BOTTOM ROPE, BUT IT IS NO USE AT ALL! MISHA IS SOMEHOW FINDING ENOUGH STRENGTH TO DRAG HERSELF TO THE BOTTOM ROPE! SEEDE IS TRYING HER BEST TO KEEP THE SUBMISSION MOVE ALIVE, BUT MISHA MAKES IT TO THE BOTTOM ROPE!
Jesse Carlton: ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR!
Kat Ricci: Wither has to let go of the submission hold as she takes a few steps back! Misha is trying to use the ropes to help her get up! It looks like she is still holding onto her left leg! I think the deathlock may have made things worse for her! Wither runs to Misha and tries to go for the injured leg, but Misha is able to take a step to the side as Wither goes crashing onto the ropes! No! Wither is able to catch herself before she collides with the ropes! Misha is able to take advantage of that and connect with a belly-to-belly suplex on Wither Seede! Wither is holding her stomach in pain as Misha tries to shake some feeling back into her injured leg! Misha gets Wither up and connects with a neckbreaker, sending Wither flat on her back again!
Monica Vaughan: WITHER IS HOLDING HER NECK IN PAIN! IT LOOKS LIKE SHE IS STILL SUFFERING FROM THE GERMAN SUPLEX INTO THE CORNER FROM EARLIER IN THE MATCH! I THINK THE WINNER OF THIS MATCH WILL BE WHO DOESN’T GIVE INTO THEIR INJURY FIRST! MISHA CONTINUES ON AND STARTS STOMPING ON THE ARM! SHE PICKS UP WITHER AND DELIVERS AN ARM WRENCH SUPLEX!
Jessica Hendrix: Wither’s back and arms are required to pull off some of her biggest moves. Misha is playing it smart.
Monica Vaughan: I think we are seeing the beginning of the end of this match up! Misha is smirking and gesturing for the end of this match up! Misha gets Wither on her feet and hiTs the ropes - **CRISIS TRIGGER!!** NO! SEEDE DUCKS! **WITHER’S WHISPER!!** THE HALF-DRAGON SUPLEX! SHE TRANSITIONS IT INTO **SWEET NOTHINGS!** THE HALF-NELSON CHOKE!!
Jessica Hendrix: It looks like Wither is trying to choke out Misha!
Kat Ricci: Wait! **HATEFUL SEEDE!!!** TWO-HANDED SIT-OUT CHOKEBOMB! WITHER PINS LECAVALIER’S SHOULDERS ONTO THE MAT!
Jesse Carlton: OOOOOOOONE!!
TWOOOOOOOO!!
THRREEEEEEEEEEE!!
(Ding! Ding Ding!)
("Fury, Oh Fury" by Nico Vega plays as Wither Seede sits up with a look of satisfaction on her face.)
London Morris: Your winner by pinfall, Wither Seede!
Monica Vaughan: Wither Seede just defeated the Lethal American Champion! While it doesn’t grant her the belt, it certainly gives her two points on top of the two she already has for Lethal League!
Kat Ricci: Seeing how hurt LeCavalier is this certainly puts Jessica in favor of getting herf title back!
Jessica Hendrix: Well there’s only one way to find out. I’ll see you ladies tomorrow.
(Satisfied with what she’s seen, Jessica leaves the table and glances at her future opponent one more time before making her way past Miles Larsen towards the back.)
(A beaten and angry Misha LeCavalier is seen stumbling backstage with her title. Ruby Auriel is standing nearby with a concerned look on her face.)
Ruby Auriel: Tough match. It’s really messed up what they’re doing to you. They expect you to defend your belt after facing...that!?
Misha LeCavalier: I don’t see what business it is of yours.
Ruby Auriel: Hey! Don’t be all hostile dear! I’m just a concerned citizen, is all. If Madam Vega is capable of running the Lethal American Champ through the grinder then I fear for what she has in store for the rest of us.
Misha LeCavalier: Implying?
Ruby Auriel: Maybe you need to give this lone wolf act a break? I’m not trying to butter you up or anything. Just...think about it. Good luck tomorrow champ.
(Ruby winks and walks away, leaving Misha looking angry and confused.)
(DING DING!)
London Morris: Ladies and Gentleman, the following main event is a Flag Match and it is for the LAW Lethal Specialist Championship! There are no pinfalls, no count out, and no disqualification. Each participant will begin the match with their own flag at their opposing corners and must take the flag, attach it to the podium at the top of the ramp, and raise it into the top. The first one to do so will be YOUR LAW LETHAL SPECIALIST CHAMPION!
(“King For the Day” by Pierce the Veil plays as the crowd erupts for Sydney St. Clair. Sydney emerges, checked out in Red, White, and Blue gear, title around her waist, and flag raised in the air on pole. The flag, half USA, half Union Jack as well as a modest logo in the corner.)
London Morris: Introducing first, from Detroit Michigan, weighing in at 142 lbs, she is Weapon Grade PAWG and the LAW Lethal Specialist Champion…… SYDNEY ST….CLAIIIIIIIR!
Monica Vaughan: The champ is here, and showing pride in both her heritage. English and American, and I spy could that be? A nod to Madam Vega’s Wrestling School for Girls?!
Kat Ricci: That’s Sydney for you, never forgetting her roots and she wears that lineage proud. You know what she is fighting for here today, it’s not just that championship that she has defended numerous times already, but her entire journey to get to this point has lead up to this moment.
Monica Vaughan: St. Clair is in the ring now and the crowd is just eating it up. Sydney raises the flag and her title in the air, awaiting her next defense, the unpredictable and wily Revy, a former LAW Specialist Champ, herself. Who knows what she has in store for St. Clair, but she better be ready for anything.
(“VORACITY” by Myth and Roid plays as Revy comes out in commando inspired gear and vest. Revy with a flag that is quite honestly unintelligible from a distance.)
London Morris: And the challenger, from Houston, Texas, weighing in at 122 lbs, she is the Brilliant Brawler….. REEEEEEEVY!!
Monica Vaughan: I don’t know about you, but looking at it, I swear I see a…. McDonald’s logo?
Kat Ricci: Your eyes aren’t the only one playing tricks on you, I see it too. Wait, I think it’s just nothing but logos from other companies. Did Revy just sell ad space on her flag?
Monica Vaughan: Shaking my head right now. Here is St. Clair bringing out a flag that comes from the heart, and here is Revy, a sell out to the big corporations like Coca Cola, HBO Max, Trojan, Dominos, honestly, it doesn’t even work. It’s such a cluster fuck, you can barely make it out.
Kat Ricci: Look, I’m not one to hate another girl for trying to make some cash on the side, but with all these sponsorships, if Revy wins, she might get a big pay out.
Monica Vaughan: Champion Sydney St. Clair looking on in utter disgust now as Revy waves her flag around. The official are now asking for them to hand over their respective flags and are placing them opposing corners. And now, there, the prize for this bout, the Lethal Specialist Championship. Revy wants it back and Sydney hopes the dream can last a bit longer.
Kat Ricci: I can’t really explain it, but it’s weird how it all accumulated to this moment. It’s like most of the crazy matches Sydney has been in and defended that title, Revy has been somehow involved, at the location, with her crew, it’s like some mad man is giving her all this power and leverage.
Monica Vaughan: If true, shame on them. Sydney playing it smart though and asking the referee to check Revy’s vest, which has a lot of pockets in them. Revy allows it as the referee begins to search around the pockets.
Revy: Hey Sydney, Guess where I got it from? …. Come on… ask….. Wish.com!
Kat Ricci: Sydney unamused as the official removes a single object from Revy’s pocket…. It’s… a stick of gum? … Big Red! LONG LASTING FRESH BREATH!
Monica Vaughan: Stop it. You’re playing into it.
Kat Ricci: Playing into what?
Monica Vaughan: Revy offering Sydney a stick of Big Red, but for all we know, it could be poisonous. St. Clair refuses and the referee declares that Revy has been vetted. Revy takes a stick of gum and proceeds to chew it, obnoxiously with a huge smug and all.
(DING DING DING!)
Monica Vaughan: This match is underway as Revy tries to circle the ring, but Sydney blocks her, understanding the goal is to get to the opposite corner to grab the other flag. Revy trying to slip pass Sydney, but St. Clair manages to slip past Revy, but Revy manages to grab her by the wrist. Revy pulls Sydney back in, but St. Clair with an elbow to the face.
Kat Ricci: Sydney with a leg sweep, sending Revy face first into turnbuckle. Revy pushes herself back up, but Sydney leaps on to the second rope, trapping Revy in the corner. St. Clair attempts to extract the pole off her flag, but Revy with a hand full of her trunks attempts to pull her back down. Sydney stumbles downwards as Revy charges, but Sydney with the leap frog…. St. Clair goes for her flag, but realizes what Revy has done.
Monica Vaughan: Revy leaping into the corner and manages to step up to the top rope. Revy has her hand on her flag, but Sydney shifts gears and manages to grab Revy by the ankle. She trips the challenger up, who lands on her feet, And Sydney with the Koppu Kick to the face. Sydney with a handful of Revy’s hair, slams her face first into the top turnbuckle.
Kat Ricci: St. Clair now pulling her out of the corner and planting her face into the corner of another turnbuckle, and now making her way to her corner, and driving her head into the pole. Revy is stunned, and Sydney leaps off the ropes now…. SPRINGBOARD CUTTER, THE AERIAL ACE CONNECTS AS REVY IS FLYING INTO THE AIR.
Monica Vaughan: Sydney going to grab her flag once more, Revy, clutching to her jaw is trying to get back up to her feet. Sydney making her way to the top rope now, but Revy grabs her by the leg once more. Sydney attempts to kick Revy away, but the challenger is relentless. Revy with a firm hold of her leg, but Revy is climbing up as well, both women are at the top rope now… arms wrapped around Sydney’s legs, REVY GOES FOR THE DRAGON SCREW AND BOTH WOMEN GO SPINNING TOWARDS INSIDE OF THE RING.
Kat Ricci: Both women landing on the mat and managing to roll back to their feet! Sydney managed to twist her body along with the move to avoid serious injury there. Imagine if Revy had managed to successfully pulled that dragonscrew off and mess up St. Clair’s leg.
Monica Vaughan: Quick thinking there from the champ. I never would had imagine Revy can come up with something like that. Both women lock eyes once more… And Sydney makes a run to her corner, but Revy with a drop kick to the back, sending St. Clair crashing into the corner. Revy with clubbing blows as Sydney tries to defend herself, and Revy changing it into knife edge chops. Woooooo!
Kat Ricci: But Sydney reverses the situation, Revy in the corner now, AND SYDNEY WITH A STIFF ELBOW SHOT! Revy looks dazed as Sydney steps back from the corner…. She charges and the shining wizard! THE HYPERNOVA CONNECTS!
Monica Vaughan: Revy drops into the bottom corner now and Sydney begins to climb up the ropes once more and reaches for the flag…. AND SYDNEY MANAGES TO PULL THE FLAG OUT OF HER CORNER AND RAISES IT INTO THE AIR. Now all Sydney has to do is take it to the stage and …
Kat Ricci: BUT REVY POPS BACK UP… SHE GRABS SYDNEY FROM BELOW…. AND STUN GUN!! Dropping Sydney face first on the top rope, causing St. Clair to drop her flag. Sydney stumbling, Revy from behind…. A Belly to Back suplex, dropping St. Clair on the back of her head! Sydney trying to push herself back up, BUT REVY WITH A RUNNING KNEE TO THE FACE.
Monica Vaughan: The champ is down, but it’s not over yet. Revy picking up Sydney’s flag now, Revy with the flag in hand now, she is wielding it like a baseball bat… Sydney back up to her feet…. TWACK, right in the gut. Revy with a overhead shot not… TWACK! Another shot across the back, and Sydney drops down to her knee!
Kat Ricci: Revy mounting on the back of St. Clair now, and she is pressing the pole across the throat Sydney! Revy with a modified Camel Clutch, using Sydney’s own flag against her! Revy pulling with all she has as Sydney’s face is slowly starting to match the shade of blue on her gear.
Monica Vaughan: But St.Clair, with all her might, with Revy on her back manages to stand up, Revy continues to apply pressure, but Sydney manages to flip Revy over and onto her back, both refusing to let go of the pull, but Sydney mounts herself on top of Revy, and Sydney attempting to push the pole against Revy’s throat, but Revy pushes back.
Kat Ricci: Amazing strength from the challenger as she continues to push back against Sydney, but Sydney stands up, pulls Revy up and goes into a monkey flip!.. But Revy still refusing to let go! The struggle for the flag continues … Revy pulls with all her might, AND SYDNEY RELEASES IT, CAUSING REVY TO TEETHER BACKWARDS! SYDNEY CHARGES… AND GOES FOR THE DIVING METEORA!! THE RUNNING DOUBLE KNEE CONNECTS, DRIVING REVY INTO THE MAT!
Monica Vaughan: BUT REVY GOT MORE THAN THAT! SYDNEY MANAGED TO GET LUCKY AND THE FORCE DROVE THAT FLAG POLE AGAINST THE THROAT! Revy coughing and gasping for air. Sydney might had crushed Revy’s cervix there!
Kat Ricci: Uh, maybe I misheard that. But Sydney has to capitalize on this now. She picks up her flag and thrust it into the chest of Revy…. And rolls her out of the ring. Revy on her feet, but St. Clair with a baseball slide, sending Revy crashing into the barricade! St. Clair places the flag on the canvas… and gathers momentum with a running start….. AND A MOONSAULT PLANCHA OVER THE TOP ROPE ON TOP OF REVY, TAKING HER OUT!
Monica Vaughan: St. Clair is all fired up now. She picks Revy up now…. She runs and leaps onto Revy, she goes for the Rolling Thunder DDT outside the ring! BUT REVY DOESN’T DROP… INSTEAD, SHE LEANS FORWARD AND TOSSES SYDNEY KIDNEY FIRST ONTO THE EDGE OF THE RING! Sydney writhes in pain, but Revy wastes little time and shoves her into the steel steps into a sick thunderous thud! St. Clair might had just clipped her shoulders there as she holds on to it!
Kat Ricci: And now Revy with kicks to the shoulders and transitioning into stomps. She’s making a mudhole out of her here, because Revy finally stops the assault. Revy still clutching to her throat, and Revy rips the tarp over and is looking under the ring here. Remember, this is no disqualification. Only way this match ends is with one flag raised on that stage!
Monica Vaughan: Revy pulls out a chair…. No… two of them here! And places them in the upright seat position. She placing them together to bridge them. Sydney is getting back up, but Revy with a kick to the injured shoulder once more. Revy grabbing St. Clair by the head now, and she is pulling her up the steel steps now. Revy wraps Sydney’s arm around her neck, and she goes for the suplex… REVY LIFTS SYDNEY’S BODY TOWARDS THE CHAIRS AND GOES FOR THE FALCON ARROW!!...... but Sydney manages to shift her weight back down…. AND REVERSE INTO A SUPLEX OF HER OWN!! AND BOTH WOMEN LAND ON THE STEEL CHAIRS.
Kat Ricci: Sydney is hurt too, but she might had just bought herself enough time there with that thinking. Both women are struggling to get back up to their feet. Revy is back up first and throws the first punch, but Sydney blocks and lands a right of her own. Revy retaliates, but Sydney blocks once more, and Revy eats another right hand. St. Clair with the irish whip… but Revy reverses into one of her own and St. Clair goes flying towards the barricade.. But Sydney leaps over it. Revy follows, but is met with an elbow, and the champ drives her skull into the barricade.
Monica Vaughan: Revy stumbles and Sydney climbs up the barricade. SHE LEAPS!! AND GOES FOR THE DIVING METEORA! ….. But Revy ducks. Sydney manages to catch herself and roll, avoiding serious damages to her knees, but Revy catches if off guard with a superkick…. Kick to the gut now… … DEAD LIFT DDT ONTO THE FLOOR! DROPPING THE CHAMP AND CAUSING HER BODY TO GO LIMP!
Kat Ricci: Here is it, It’s Revy’s chance to be a two time Lethal Specialist Champion here. Revy making her way back to the ring now and manages to roll in. Revy grabs Sydney’s flag… and tosses it into the crowd. Sydney won’t know where her flag is!
Monica Vaughan: She goes to her corner and climbs up the top rope, she seems to be struggling to get her flag out of the holder, but finally manages to get it out. St. Clair finally showing signs of movements now as Revy shifts between focusing on the stage and her opponent. Revy makes up mind and turn her attention to Sydney, who has shown to be able to pull off miracles despite being at a disadvantage.
Kat Ricci: Revy drops down from the top rope and onto the apron now. Sydney trying to get back up to a vertical base here and Revy taunts her to get up, Sydney makes it back up. She turns and Revy charges from the Apron… SHE GOES FOR THE SHINING RED, THE SHOT GUN KICK TO THE FACE!!
Monica Vaughan: But Sydney drops to a knee and Revy overshoots and lands on her back on the outside as she screams in agony. Sydney from behind now, picks up Revy…. Holds on the to wrist.. Spins…. MAGIC SATCHEL! THE RIPCORD LUNGEBLOWER CONNECTS AS REVY SQUIRMS.
Kat Ricci: Sydney still rattled from that head trauma earlier but manages to shake the cobwebs. Sydney cannot afford to let this match drag any longer now, and she picks up Revy now…. THE CLASH AT DEMONHEAD, THE AIR RAID CRASH!! IT’S DONE! IT’S GOTTA BE OVER FOR REVY!
Monica Vaughan: St. Clair needs to grab her flag, but Sydney doesn’t know! Sydney doesn’t know that Revy tossed it into the crowd earlier. St. Clair is tearing the ring apart looking for that flag. How can she win without it? And look, from the crowd, they are waving the flag into the air for Sydney to see it, and St. Clair can let out a sigh of relief.
Kat Ricci: St. Clair marches over to the fans in the stand now, they reach out to hand the flag to Sydney…. BUT SOMEONE JUST SNATCHED IT OUT OF THEIR HAND… WHAT THE? IT’S… IT’S?!!
Monica Vaughan: JET Business Woman?!! One of Revy’s associate just snatched the flag and is making a run for it. Sydney follows, but the distance between the two is already far too great. What do we do? If Sydney doesn’t have her flag, how can she possibly win this match?!
Kat Ricci: Sydney isn’t giving up as she makes her way up the stand, JET Business Woman is already at the top of the stairs and making her way to the back. It just can’t end like this! …. Wait… look! JET Business Woman is backing out of the opening. What is this?! It seems like the fans aren’t having it. And her pushing her back out. JET Business Woman attempting to run, but the crowd is blocking her off….. She has no where to go… besides…
Monica Vaughan: AND SYDNEY ST.CLAIR WITH A SPEAR TAKE DOWN! JET BUSINESS WOMAN GOES DOWN AS ST.CLAIR PICKS UP HER FLAG ONCE MORE… AND SYDNEY WITH A LIGHT KICK TO SEND JET BUSINESS WOMAN DOWN THE STAIRS!
Kat Ricci: Please! She has a name! We can’t go treating her like this!
Monica Vaughan: What’s her name?
Kat Ricci: Uhhhh…. Look, over there!
Monica Vaughan: Don’t try to change the subject here. What’s her name?! If you are gonna be all high and mighty and snooty with me about it….
Kat Ricci: No, Seriously, going towards the ramp, it’s Revy and Kenny, another one of Revy’s friends trying to carry her and the flag to the stage! Sydney St. Clair sees this, but there just no way she can make it. Revy is already half way up the ramp and Sydney is all the way at the top. Sydney tries to sprint down the steps….
Monica Vaughan: BUT THE FANS GRAB A HOLD OF SYDNEY NOW! AND WHAT IS THIS?!! THE FANS ARE CROWDSURFING SYDNEY OVER TO THE STAGE. ST.CLAIR CAN’T BELIEVE HER EYES! BUT THIS IS THE PEOPLE’S CHAMPION WE ARE TALKING ABOUT HERE! THEY CAN’T BARE TO SEE HER LOSE THE TITLE THIS WAY!
Kat Ricci: Kenny tries to pick up the pace, Revy still seems out of it. … SYDNEY IS CLOSING IN ON THEM…. SHE MAKES IT BACK TO THE FRONT…. THEY DROP HER ON TOP OF THE BARRICADE AT RING SIDE….. SHE SOARS!!... SHE SCORES!! A SUICIDE DIVE! BUT ONLY MANAGING CATCH KENNY AS REVY PUSHES KENNY INTO HER!
Monica Vaughan: Sydney back up to her feet now…. RECOIL!! RECOIL!! REVY WITH THE STUNNER OUT OF NOWHERE! SENDING SYDNEY ST.CLAIR INTO THE AIR AND OFF THE RAMP! Revy, still struggling to even stand up at this point, but she makes her way back towards the ring…. Wait… you’re suppose to go the other way…. No… she’s grabbing Sydney’s flag!
Kat Ricci: Revy ripping off the flag from the pole now and tosses the pole to the side. Oh god… no, what disrespect! Revy just spit out her gum and wrapped it up with the flag. Revy isn’t here to just win, she’s here to add insult to injury. The crowd booes, but it doesn’t end there. Revy is reaching under the ring now… and she’s pulling out… no.. it can’t be… it’s ZIPPO’S LIGHTER FLUIDS!!
Monica Vaughan: Lighter Flu…. IS SHE ABOUT TO SET THAT FLAG ON FIRE?!!
Kat Ricci: Revy is drenching the flag in fluid now. Revy reaches into her pockets and pulling out a match… No… it can’t be. Just because you couldn’t get rid of it earlier…… REVY HAS SET SYDNEY’S FLAG ABLAZED!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
Monica Vaughan: Revy picks up the flag by the corner now and tosses over towards Sydney. St. Clair finally coming to her senses, She sees a fire….. Revy grabbing her own flag now, and removing it from the pole….. She is twisting it up…. She hooks the leg of Sydney…. And wraps the flag around the neck of Sydney!! A MODIFIED S.O.L!! REVY HAS LOCKED IN THE STF ON SYDNEY, WHO IS NOW REALIZING WHAT IS GOING ON?!
Kat Ricci: ST. CLAIR TRYING TO FIGHT IT AS SHE DRAGS HER AND REVY’S BODY OVER TO THE FLAME, BUT REVY CONTINUES TO PULL BACK AND APPLY PRESSURE. SYDNEY DRAGGING THEM IS STARTING TO SLOW DOWN AS SHE IS RUNNING OUT OF STREAM TO GET TO HER FLAG.
Revy: GET THE CAMERA MAN OVER HERE… AND GET A CLOSE UP!!
Monica Vaughan: Well do it! Send the Camera man, who is closing in on a close up shot of Sydney’s face with Revy’s flag wrapped around her neck. With the camera being up so close, we can finally now see the sponsors that are on Revy’s flags!
Revy: This ass beating here was brought to you by Monster Energy, Yahoo!, Nike, Just do it! Gamestop, AMC, Zippo, Dominos, Taco Bell, Dogecoin, the NRA, Staples, Big Oasis Brand, Tik Tok, Fortnite, Cyberpunk 2077, Arby’s….um… who else? Shit, why did I agree to so many? Wait.. what?!
Kat Ricci: ST. CLAIR WAS FADING, BUT IT SEEMS LIKE SHE MAY HAD FOUND A SECOND WIND WHILE REVY WAS DOING PRODUCT PLACEMENT! SYDNEY TRYING TO ROLL REVY TO THE SIDE… SHE MANAGES TO GET HER LEG FREE….. REVY BASICALLY LOCKING IN A SLEEPER HOLD NOW… SYDNEY BACK UP TO HER FEET, REVY ON HER BACK…. ST. CLAIR TURNS HER BACK AGAINST THE FLAMES AND FALLS BACKWARDS!! DROPPING HERSELF AND REVY ON TOP OF THE BURNING FLAG!!
Monica Vaughan: REVY RELEASES THE HOLD AND TRIES TO ROLL AND EXTINGUISH THE FLAME ON HER AS SYDNEY ATTEMPTS TO PUT OUT THE FLAMES! Revy is still on fire as a team from the back are bringing in fire extinguishers to put on the flames on the flag as well as Revy.
Kat Ricci: The fire has been put out as Revy continues to suffer from burns on her back and legs, but St. Clair dropping to knees as she digs through what is left of her flag. Charred and barely recognizable. St. Clair has had enough. Sydney grabbing a hold of Revy, who can barely stand on on her burnt leg, and unloads on her. St. Clair with a spear, pushing Revy against the Revy.
Monica Vaughan: Revy tries to fight her off with clubbing blow, but Sydney seems unphased. Revy realizing she had done messed up now, And Sydney with a Hypernova… the shining wizard to the head….. And another Hypernova!!...AND A 3RD!! REVY SLUMPS DOWN…… AND ST.CLAIR WITH ANOTHER HYPERNOVA, SANDWICHING HER SKULL BETWEEN HER SHIN AND THE BARRICADE… AND REVY’S EYES LOOK GLAZED OVER!
Kat Ricci: My god, Sydney St. Clair might had just snapped as officials tell Sydney to stop. Medic checking on Revy now. And St. Clair makes her way back to her flag. She picks it up, struggling to not burn herself, but manages to work around it, and makes her way up the stage. Sydney walking away as Revy is unresponsive as medic brings out the stretcher for her.
Monica Vaughan: St. Clair finally making it up to the stage and goes to the pedestal where the pole is at. She watches on as Revy is being wheeled up the ramp. Sydney clips the flag on the pulley, and begins to raise the flag. St. Clair is pulling the ropes as the flag raises to half mast…. AND STILL YOUR LAW LETHAL SPECIALIST…
Kat Ricci: AND REVY FROM BEHIND WITH THE SLEEPER HOLD! REVY HAD LEAPT OUT OF THE STRETCHER AND ATTACKED SYDNEY FROM BEHIND, AND REVY HAS THE HOLD LOCKED DOWN. SYDNEY DROPS TO HER KNEES AS LOOKS LIKE SHE IS ABOUT TO PASS OUT!
Revy: GO TO SLEEP! GO TO SLEEEEEEP!
Monica Vaughan: ST. CLAIR IS FADING… FADING AS THE FLAG BEGINS TO DROP…. Sydney loosens her grip on the ropes… if she passes out now, it’s all over!! Revy tightens the hold… and St. Clair’s arm drops down….It’s over!
Kat Ricci: But Sydney grabs the ropes onces more, Revy tightens the lock, but St. Clair still pushing herself, and she pulls the rope down… and her flag raises once more…. Another pull… and another…. ST. CLAIR WITH A SLEEPER HOLD APPLIED IS STILL DOING THIS, AND LIKE US, REVY CAN’T BELIEVE OUR EYES.
Revy: STOP IT!! JUST STOP!!
Sydney: NO! THERE IS NO CHANCE IN HELL I’LL LET YOU BEAT ME FOR THIS TITLE.
Monica Vaughan: St. Clair is a feel more pulls away from victory here!! IT’S SO CLOSE….. CAN SHE DO IT?! WILL SHE RETAIN?!.....................
REVY RELEASES THE SLEEPER HOLD AND BITES THE ARM OF SYDNEY ST. CLAIR AS SYDNEY DROPS THE HOLD. SYDNEY TAKEN ABACK BY THIS AND AS REVY GRABS THE PULLEY AND AWKWARDLY TUGS IT AND TIES A KNOT AROUND A HOOK.
Kat Ricci: St. Clair pushes Revy away and attempts to pull, but is unable too! SYDNEY WAS JUST A FEET AWAY FROM RETAINING HER CHAMPIONSHIP THERE, BUT REVY MANAGES TO JAM THE PULLEY.
Sydney: YOU CANNOT BE SERIOUS RIGHT NO…
Monica Vaughan: SHINING RED!! THE SHOTGUN KICK TO THE FACE BY REVY CONNECTS AND SYDNEY GOES DOWN! Revy grabbing her flag now and putting it in her mouth as she is … CLIMBING HER WAY UP THE POLE?!! WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?!
Kat Ricci: Revy has military background. If anyone can do it! It’s her! BUT SYDNEY IS COMING TO AND CATCHES REVY IN THE ACT. SYDNEY ATTEMPTS TO CLIMB AND MANAGES TO GRAB A HOLD OF REVY’S VEST…..
Monica Vaughan: WAIT?! WHAT?!! THE VEST JUST RIPPED AND FELL APART AS SYDNEY FALLS BACK DOWN TO THE GROUND AND REVY CONTINUES TO MAKE HER WAY UP THE POLE?! HOW?! THAT’S A 25 FT CLIMB?!!
Revy: BITCH, I TOLD YOU I GOT THAT VEST FROM WISH.COM!!
Kat Ricci: HOLY SHODDY CLOTHESWARE! REVY IS ALREADY 15 FT UP AND SYDNEY CAN’T SEEM TO MAKE THE CLIMB?! ST CLAIR JUST WATCHING HER CHAMPIONSHIP INCH AWAY FARTHER AND FARTHER AWAY AS REVY MAKES HER WAY TO THE TOP. As impressive as this is, it shouldn’t end like this.
Monica Vaughan: Revy is at the top now, and she manages to unlatch Sydney’s flag’s and drops it… St. Clair catches it, but is Revy ties her flag at the top of the pole, she has done it. She is the LAW Lethal Specialist Champion. This is hard to watch. I can’t. What a fuckin disgraceful way to end a phenomenal reign? Revy is unfurling her flag as she attempts to tie it to the pole….
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**DING!....DING!.....DING!**
**DING!**
**DING!**
Monica Vaughan: HOLD UP! SYDNEY ISN’T GIVING UP! ST.CLAIR WITH THE FIRE EXTINGUISHER FROM EARLIER IS SMACKING THE POLE WITH IT! **THAT’S WHERE THE DINGING WAS COMING FROM!** REVY IS SHAKEN AT THE TOP, BUT SHE DOESN’T SEEM LIKE SHE IS LOSING HER GRIP. WOMAN IS LIKE A GOD DAMN SPIDER MONKEY OR SOMETHING!
Kat Ricci: Revy continues to focus on the flag now. If she can just secure it…. She will be the….. Wait… no…. No...no..no nononononono…… TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMBER!!! CRASH!!
Monica Vaughan: HOLY SHIT!! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!! THE POLE HAD TIPPED OVER AND SENT REVY FLYING INTO THE AMERICANA SET AND THROUGH THE TOP OF THE STAGE! BUT… HOW?!! I….
Kat Ricci: Sydney wasn’t just hitting the pole… She was knocking out the bolt that kept the pole in place?!! SYDNEY ST. CLAIR JUST PULLED A CAPTAIN AMERICA MOVE AND MANAGED TO FORCE THE POLE TO TIP OVER!! THE CROWD IS ON THEIR FEET?! I CAN’T BELIEVE IT!
Fans: HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!
Monica Vaughan: Sydney now making her way to the tip of the pole now. She is tying her flag to the pole as she attempts to erect the pole once more. Sydney is struggling… she doesn’t have the strength…. BUT SOME OF THE FANS FROM THE CROWD ARE SWARMING THE STAGE NOW AND HELPING SYDNEY PUT THE POLE BACK IN PLACE. … THE POLE IS UP…… REVY IS NOWHERE TO BE SEEN…… SYDNEY PLACES THE BOLT IN PLACE!!
(DING DING DING!!)
London Morris: THE WINNER OF THE MATCH IS STILL YOUR LAW LETHAL SPECIALIST CHAMPION…… SYDNEY ST. CLAIIIIIIIIIIIIRE!!
(“King for the Day” by Pierce the Veil plays to a huge and deafening pop)
Kat Ricci: Sydney did it!! SHE DID IT!! Despite Revy’s dirty tricks, she did it once more, and I can’t tell you, folks, how happy I am to see this. Like, wow.
Monica Vaughan: Not just you, look at the crowd here as staff and management try to maintain control of the situation! The fans are raising Sydney in the air in celebration as St. Clair can continue to raise the championship belt over her head once more.
Kat Ricci: Sydney St. Clair, refusing to give up with it seems like all hope was lost. I tell you, if I was in her position, I would had given up so many times, and I don’t know how she does it, but I’m impressed. Big congrats to Sydney St. Clair. And wherever you are, better luck next time, Revy.
(Camera pans to a shot of Sydney on the shoulders of some fans while raising the Lethal Specialist Championship belt in one hand and pointing at the flag with the other. The flag, while burnt, the US and UK flags are still recognizable, and the logo for Madam Vega’s Wrestling School for Girls…. Unscath waves majestically in the air over the set of Americana)