Post by LAW-JET Alliance on Aug 18, 2019 18:45:54 GMT
Episode 25: Beyond Enemy Lines
(“Venom” by Icon for Hire plays as the new LAW intro plays. We move to the interior of the Credit 1 Arena as the camera sweeps around the sold out crowd.)
Melissa Flash: Welcome to Thursday Night LAW! We are just a week away from one of the biggest shows of the year, Trifecta!
Kat Ricci: That’s right! After a declaration of war made by OWA Women’s Champion Natalie Cage, she finds herself in a triple threat match with Lethal Angel Champion Kayla Winters and JET World Champion Midori Miyamoto!
Melissa Flash: In fcat, three of Odyssey’s finest - Christie Sky, Roni Osbor, and Natalie Cage herself will be in the building! They will be facing off against Sweet Roxy, Jessica Rose, and Roni de Vil!
Kat Ricci: There are also two contract signings tonight - one for the Lethal Specialist Championship Match, and for the Lethal Tag Team Championships! But for now, we go to our first match!
Singles Match: Olga Petrov vs Agatha Marselinna
Olga and Agatha start out the match locking up in the center of the ring. Olga gets the upper hand by tossing her opponent halfway across the ring. Agatha slowly gets to her feet, frustrated by her opponent's sheer strength. The two lock up once more, but Olga takes control and hits a sickening backbreaker. Agatha holds her back and rolls along the mat and pulls herself up by ropes. When Petrov got too close, Agatha fired back with several elbows to the face. Olga stumbled back but recovered fast enough to catch her opponent in a body slam. She locks Agatha in a clinch and delivers several brutal knees to the chest. Marselinna tries to break free, but Olga whipped her to the ropes but got caught by a surprise hurricanrana on the rebound. Agatha takes a moment to collect herself before whipping Olga into a corner. She follows up with several shoot kicks to the chest, ending with a roundhouse to the face. Petrov staggers out of the corner and falls to her knees as Agatha hits the ropes and goes for a jumping ax kick but Olga rolls out of the way.
Melissa Flash: Olga narrowly escapes the axe kick, and goes back on the offensive with a clothesline.
Kat Ricci: She grabs Marselinna by the waist and wow! Deadlift German Suplex!
Olga drags Agatha to the center of the ring and applies a triangle choke. Agatha struggled against the hold, trying to find a way to escape it. The crowd is behind Agatha who finds a way to position herself and get several shots in, forcing Olga to break the hold. Digging in deep, she delivers a DDT to give herself a moment to collect herself. Agatha slowly makes her way to the corner and climbs to the top rope. She stares down at her opponent, who’s struggling to get to her feet. Agatha flies off the top rope for a diving crossbody. Petrov catches her and rolls along the mat, reversing a backstabber. With Agatha dazed, Olga locks in the Kimura Lock for the submission victory.
Melissa Flash: The match is already over, but Olga still has the submission locked in!
Kat Ricci: She’s showing no signs of letting go! The ref is forced to separate her from Agatha! If this was designed to send a message to her future opponents, I think they got it!
Melissa Flash: Or maybe it was a message for one person in general: Carla Luna.
(The camera follows Olga as she leaves the ring with a dark grin on her face.)
(Commercial Break)
(The camera cuts to the ring which has been set up once again to a more formal setting with Marilyn Bellamy standing in the ring next to a table)
Marilyn: Ladies and Gentlemen, at this time I would like to call out the two women who will be facing each other for the Specialist title at Trifecta for their contract signing. First off, I would like to have the champion come out first)
<Cue up: "Message to God" by Royal Hunt>
(The crowds in the arena erupt with a roar of cheers as the "Killer Bee" herself comes out dressed in a pair of respectable slacks with a blood red silk dress shirt and the LAW Specialist title slung over her right shoulder, giving the occasional fan a high five on her way to the ring)
Kat: April Song coming out for her contract signing here tonight, she looks deadly serious here tonight, Melissa.
Melissa: Well wouldn't you if you had to enter the kind of situation that our champion is about to enter. I mean we have two women who represent two entirely different levels of their craft here and both of them are intensely serious about what they do in the ring.
Kat: You make a good point there, Mel.
(April makes her way to the ring and enters it, posing with the title for a moment for the sake of appearances before sitting it down on the table and waiting for opposite number)
Marilyn: And now I would like to ask for her opponent to come on down.
<"Message to God" suddenly cuts out as Killswitch Engage's "Unleashed" keys up>
(The crowds once again explode, but this time with a heavy mixture of cheers and boos as the "Death Dealer" herself in Celes Dumont steps out onto the entrance way, her hair done up in her now signature dreadlocks and long coat over a pair of nice jeans and a black top while her manager in Miss Tara steps out onto the entrance way as well)
Melissa: As I said, April and Celes both are two different levels of professionalism and where April is older, more experienced with a terrific submission background.
Kat: Where as Celes is younger, from a family of professional wrestlers and has shown that despite how she acts is a very sound ring technician.
Melissa: Exactly. They are kind of a warped mirror of each other.
(Celes makes her way to the ring with Tara and both women slip into the ring with Tara eyeing Marilyn with a critical look while Celes removes her jacket and sets it aside before sitting down in the chair facing April and leans back in it)
Marilyn: Ladies, I have the contract here for your No Way Out match for the specialist title for you to both sign in order to make this match official for Trifecta. April if you would be so kind as to sign first as the current reigning and defending champion?
(April silently nods as Marilyn sets the open folder down in front of her and like a good professional, she goes over the contract for a few seconds before she nods and then signs it, placing the pen inside of the folder before picking up a mic and looking at Celes)
April: Celes, I want you to understand that while I’m not taking you lightly because you’ve shown yourself to be a serious woman, I also want you to understand that at this joint show that LAW is doing with the Omega Wrestling Alliance and Joshi Extreme Takeover will not be your night to shine because I have been both the face of the specialist division *AND* of Lethal Angels of Wrestling for two hundred and forty nine days.
That is two *HUNDRED* and forty nine days of being undefeated in every unique encounter against a wide host of opponents that I find you would quite possibly struggle with, Celes, and at Trifecta on August twenty fourth, I will make it exactly two HUNDRED and *FIFTY FIVE* days because I choose to face my challenges head on, so Celes...I offer you to come and try your best because at Trifecta, your best will not be good enough.
(April then sets down the mic and pushes the folder towards Celes, who calmly opens it and looks it over herself, occasionally having Tara look it over herself before nodding but Celes stops herself right as she is about to sign it then sets down the pen to pick up the mic next to her before she looks April dead in the eyes)
Celes: Before I sign this, my dear April, I want you to fully understand something that may have escaped you in that you’re already going into this match thinking that you’ve got it won, just like how you think that you’ve got the OWA’s little challenge cup won, and every other match won, and oh yeah...let’s not forget the fact that you’ve also got the LAW championship won as well.
You’re looking past me but you’re not even *SEEING* me are you? To you, I’m just another opponent to be set in front of the great and powerful April Song to defeat...nothing more and nothing less.
Celes stops and lets out a dry and bitter chuckle as she shakes her head.
Celes: and *HE* is head over heels for you? You probably don’t even notice people because all you have on your mind is winning… you said in an interview concerning Serenity Scorpio and Revy that you know more submission holds than anyone in wrestling, that you have the highest pain threshold of anyone here.
Kat: Oh boy, I think things are about to get interesting here folks.
The camera gives a close up angle of Celes’ face and all forms of mirth or any emotion disappears from the young woman’s face.
Celes: When you step into the ring with me, I am going to show you things that you have never seen, April. I’m going to introduce you to submission holds that will make you weep for their beauty but I will not make you submit to them because you do not deserve that honor because of your arrogance. And as for your pain tolerance...April, you *HAD* the highest pain tolerance until I came here and that’s not me boasting, that’s me stating a fact that’s been proven around the world.
Before Celes can say anything more, April brings the mic up to her lips again.
April: Then sign the contract and let’s do this.
Celes: That’s not a problem, April. I just wanted you to understand something before I did, one professional to another.
Celes then takes the pen, signs her name, and then goes to close the folder before she suddenly quickly throws the pen at April who knocks it away but instead gets a stomach full of table when Celes quickly kicks it into the champion’s stomach before the Boston native seizes the table and practically hurls it away before quickly grabbing April and taking her down which she then quickly locks in a Chickenwing over the shoulder crossface with a stepover toehold which Celes then flexes her upper body hard which puts a tremendous amount of pressure on April's right arm as Tara brings a mic to Celes' face and the young woman doesn't even sound out of breath...but completely calm instead.
Celes: Understand this, April. You *WANTED* this...you have sought out an opponent that can give you the fight you have dreamed of and *I* have been looking for an opponent that I can both respect and inspire.
Melissa: At this point, ladies and gentlemen...I can’t honestly tell where the mind games are in this.
Kat: I’m more concerned about how Celes has April’s right arm positioned, it looks like she has the arm almost hyper-extended at the shoulder.
Celes keeps the hold locked on for another second before releasing it and quickly moving away from April by sliding out of the ring backwards, taking the mic from Tara as she goes.
Celes: Come to Trifecta, April, come and witness what happens when you step into my hunting grounds, my dear.
Celes does a mic drop as “Unleashed” keys back up as the two women leave the ringside area as the camera does a quick cut back to April who has an actual smile on her face!
Kat: Is the specialist champion actually happy that she got taken down like that?!
Melissa: No...I think she’s happy for another reason.
The camera shows us April mouthing the words “finally” as we cut to commercial.
(Commercial Break)
Singles Match: Evelyn Bennett vs Tiffany Santana
(Tiffany comes out onto the entrance way and starts doing some very minor posing, almost like her time with Big Sexy Santana and Frankie has helped her to come out of her shell more and more as she starts to head down to the ring stopping for a moment when she sees Evelyn standing there, looking ready to pounce before she simply shrugs and then slides into the ring and quickly hits a Thesz press onto the charging Evelyn, taking the peitie powerhouse to the mat and starts to lay into her with a series of punches before Evelyn tosses her off and rolls backwards to get herself some breathing room)
Kat: And just like that, we're off as Tiffany has chosen to take on the challenge of Eve head on with an inspired take down that forces LAW's resident powerhouse to take a few steps back.
Melissa: Yes we are off to a very strong start here tonight for this match but only time will tell what kind of pace it will take.
(Tiffany is tired of waiting and moves to charge at Evelyn again in an attempt to end this match early but Tiffany gets caught just as the Texan goes for a crossbody as she gets caught in mid-air by Eve who then drives Tiffany to the mat with a Ura-nage before then hits a shot gun dropkick onto Tiffany which drives her further into the mat at which point she goes for a pin attempt)
*ONE*....
(Tiffany kicks out of the pin attempt only for Tiffany to catch Eve with a hiptoss that she floats over into a bridging arm triangle choke and she attempts to earn a quick submission victory but Evelyn is able to power out of it after a few seconds of the hold being locked in and goes for an intered fisherman's suplex hold into a pin)
*ONE*....*TTWWOO*
(Tiffany quickly wiggles out of it and the two women quickly move to a vertical base, both of them looking at the other with a measure of respect)
Melissa: That was...wow!
Kat: I completely agree with that because after a measure of incredible timing on the part of Evelyn where she caught an overeager Tiffany with one move, we saw what I can only describe as a sea-saw series of actions with Eve going for one pinning attempt that is turned into a submission by Tiffany then back to a pin by Evelyn!!
Melissa: Like I said, Kat. *WOW*!
(The two women then come to meet in the middle of the ring, coming nose to nose and having a kind of verbal throw down before Tiffany and Evelyn start to throw a powerful series of blows left and right as Evelyn manages to land a discus lariat on Tiffany but even though she landed the move on the lighter wrestler, Tiffany manages to use her flexibility and hits a Pele kick from out of nowhere that drives Evelyn back but before Tiffany can turn and do anything about it-Tiffany is suddenly blown of out of boots almost by a very powerful short range lariat!)
Kat: Holy shit!! I think Tiffany might be dead after that lariat!!
Melissa: There is a strong chance of that, Kat. That lariat was hit with a lot of force and at a very short distance, at the very least it will cause our Cuban calamity a few moments of pause.
(Evelyn gets a rather cocky look on her face as she starts dusting her hands off before she slowly goes over, grabs a handful of Tiffany's hair and uses it to slowly haul the other woman up before she lets go, grabs Tiffany's right hand and then motions to the crowds that this is it)
Kat: Evelyn Bennet quite honestly looks like she is about to get her first major win here tonight.
(Evelyn then spins Tiffany around as she goes for the Ripchord Lariat only to have Tiffany suddenly ducks under it, wraps one arms around Evelyn's neck before she quickly hits an STO backbreaker that she follows it up with a reverse STO with a bridge)
ONE...TTWWOO...TTTHHHRRREEEEEE!!!!
*DING* *DING*!!!
Kat: What the?!
Melissa: Tiffany used a bit of psychology there as she let Evelyn get a little bit too cocky!!
Announcer: The winner of your match...TIFFANY SANTANA!!!
("WooHoo" comes back up as the ref goes to raise the arm of a tired Tiffany as Evelyn starts to pound on the mat in sheer frustration)
Kat: Evelyn has had a rough few weeks hasn't she?
Melissa: Perhaps but she was more focused on the win that anything which cost her the win in this case.
(Commercial Break)
(The camera opens to the Sakaraba Sisters in the ring with Jessica Hendrix and “Big Sexy” Santana. Both teams are sitting at a table on opposing sides. In the center of the table is the contract for their Lethal Tag Team Championship Match. Madam Vega herself is standing by the table with a microphone as she addresses the crowd.)
Madam Vega: Good evening everyone and welcome to the contract signing for the Lethal Tag Team Championship at Trifecta! I’m here with your LAW tag champions, The Sakaraba Sisters and their challengers, Jessica Hendrix and “Big Sexy” Santana who won this year’s Sadie Hawkins Battle Royal Match! Before we get on with the signing, is there anything either team wants to say to the other?
(Yuki Sakaraba nodded and took the mic.)
Yuki Sakaraba: My sister and I would like to congratulate the two of you for making it this far. We’re sure that you’ll be quite a challenge, but make no mistake - we will be walking out of Trifecta STILL your tag team champions!
Rina Sakraba: We worked too hard for too long to lose these belts this early in our reign. You may gel well together, but we’re sisters, related by blood and battle. It’s going to take more than good teamwork to take these from us. No matter what you two will bring to the table, we’ll be ready!
(Rina puts down the mic and she and her sister sign the contract. Jessica smiles slyly and takes the mic)
Jessica Hendrix: Santana and I may not be sisters, but we’ve shown everyone who stands in our way to never underestimate us. You see, the pressure is on you guys. All Santana and I have to do is show up and fight hard. So trust and believe that we’re gonna put everything to winning those tag belts!
(Santana takes the mic as Jessica signs the contract)
Santana: You know something? Jessie and I are the perfect combination of speed and power with a dash of technical proficiency. This means that we have all our bases covered. You never faced a team who complimented each other so well like us. But it’s one thing to say it - we’re gonna have to show it next week at Trifecta!
(Santana puts down the mic and signs the contract. Both teams have a brief stare off before the champions stand and bow before their opponents. Jessica and Santana watch as The Sakaraba Sisters leave the ring.)
(Commercial Break)
(The screen is pitch black and we can hear is a muffled sound of heavy breathing. Suddenly, a bag is pulled from over the head of one OWA Business man. From his perspective, we see Revy in tactical gear driving inside a large vehicle.)
OWA Business man: Oh my god. Where am I? How did I get here?! Are you that crazy woman that tried to invade the OWA Headquarters a few weeks back?
Revy: Revy, by the way. We're on our way to JET Headquarters, and while some would call this a “kidnapping,” I like to think of it as recruiting you as a nakama and going on crazy adventures, and yes... yes I am.
OWA Business Man: JET Headquarters? Wait, are we in Japan?! How did this all happen?! Do people know I'm missing?
Revy: God, so many questions. Sigh... yes, we are in Japan, Horse Tranquilizer is very effective, but don't worry, only used a quarter dosage, felt like anymore more than that would had killed you. Great call considering your heart stopped for a few minutes, and relax, we got you covered back home. Just told them that you took the week off to role play being a victim of kidnap for some sick thrill, and I was able to get someone to take your shift at work. You gucci.
(Meanwhile at OWA Headquarters: ibb.co/xGw2Cw6 )
OWA Business Man: And they let you do all that?!
Revy: I mean, they don't even give you a name.
OWA Business Man: I'm …
(Revy obnoxiously presses her fingers over his lips, smushing it, and shushing it.)
Revy: What we have is so beautiful now, Mr. OWA Business Man. Don't ruin it. Now if you behave yourself, we'll get you back home in One Piece. But for now. I need your help.
OWA Business Man: Help with what? Wait? Are we in the tank right now?!
Revy: No, I came better prepared this time. This time, I came in something those Japs should be really terrified of.
('Gangsta's Paradise' by Ludacris starts to play as we see a 25 foot Godzilla parade float moving at 15 miles per hour going down the streets of Japan. The Kaiju waving his arms up and down as it moves and breathing out fire balls)
Japanese Man 1: Run! IT'S GODZILLA!!
Japanese Man 2: Actually, do to international copyright laws, it is not Godzilla.
Japanese Man 1: STILL WE SHOULD RUN LIKE IT IS GODZILLA!!!
Japanese Man 2: Though it is not.
(Both Japanese men scream and run away before we return to Revy and Mr. OWA Business Man in the tank.)
Mr. OWA Business Man: Huh?
Revy: Yeah, Originally, I was gonna rent the Neo Armstrong Cyclone Jet Armstrong Cannon... Google it if you don't know what that is, but if I did, they would had pixelated it or some shit for whatever reason. I don't know. Oh look, we are here!!
(Camera show JET Headquarters Revy kicks down the opening on the front of the vehicle)
Revy: Quick, get out of Godzilla's vagina! Not the best design choice, or maybe the best ever?
Mr. OWA Business Man: Wait, why do I have to get out here?
(Revy kicks him out who falls to the ground before picking himself back up. Revy leaps down with a America Flag with the LAW logo on it, and firmly plants it down to the ground. Revy grabs a remote, and presses a button, and suddenly, the parade float lets out a massive Godzilla roars before Japanese people start scrambling out of the building to see what the commotion is.)
Revy: Man, there are a lot of Aprils here.
(The OWA Business man looks at Revy in aghast with what she said. A JET Business Woman walks up to them and starts speaking in Japanese. Revy looks at Mr. OWA Business Man, and him back at her. Revy nods and signals him to do something, but he becomes confused.)
Revy: Well..... Do your thing.
Mr. OWA Business Man: Do what thing?
Revy: Translate. Tell them I'm here to invade JET.
Mr. OWA Business Man: I don't know Japanese! What makes you think I'd.... I mean.. aren't you...?
Revy: WOAH!! THAT'S RACIST!! Don't assume that I know Japanese! I just assume you business people can speak multiple language, but really?! I'm so disappointed in you, Mr. OWA Business Man.
Mr. OWA Business Man: But I.... You... Godzilla... Aprils?!
JET Business Woman: Can I help you?
Revy: Oh thank god, she speaks English. I guess I really didn't need you here. Ok. Look. So this week, Trifecta is happening, and I, Revy, representative for Lethal Angels Wrestling have come here with a declaration of war. For you see, I've come here for the KAGUYAs... the SAIKOs, The Toyota, The Hondas, The Mitsubishi's. I WANT IT ALL!!
JET Business Woman: I'm sorry... War?
Revy: You know... War.....uh.. good god y'all... what is it good for, what is it good for.. absolutely nothing! Sing it again now … take it Mr. OWA Business Man.
Mr. OWA Business Man: Revy, they aren't gonna know Rush Hour, that's Chin..
JET Business Woman: Oh. Rush Hour! Jackie Chan and Chris Tucker. Big fans.
Mr. OWA Business Man: Oh... nevermind.
Revy: But yes, War. Do you understand now?
JET Business Woman: Hai. I understand.
(The Jet Business Woman screams in Japanese as a man brings over a katana. She unsheathes the blades and points it towards Revy. Mr. OWA Business Man leaps backwards in fear, hiding behind Revy who urges her to run. But Revy with a big smile on her face.)
Revy: Oh shit! This is how these asian bitches operate? Alright. I'm down!
(Revy pulls out two hand guns from her holsters and points them at the JET Business Woman.)
Revy: Let's dance, motherfucker!
(Revy and the Japanese Business Woman lock eyes and suddenly, siren music starts to play. An ambulance drives by to deal with the recent cases of Godzilla running people over the street cases. Mr. OWA Business Man run and jumps for cover and both women charge at one another. Camera pans to the sky as gun shots and the sound of swords clashing can be heard.)
(One hour later, the sun begins to set. Revy and the JET Business Woman are standing face to face, bruise, broken, and battered, her blade, broken in half, and Revy with no more ammo. Godzilla's head has been chopped off, the building ridden with bullet holes, and the hedges in flames. Both women breath heavily as they snarl at one another.)
Revy: Ok, Mulan. You win this time. I lost. You JET bitches are pretty bad ass, but I swear, at Trifecta, I'll be the one to win. You hear me. You won't be so lucky next time Kim o-sabe.
(Revy bows in respect of defeat as the JET Business Woman obliges and bows back in acknowledgment. Revy turns around when suddenly, a huge pick up truck drives up, and Celes Dumont leaps out in battle gear and a giant axe.)
Cele: Alright Revy! I'm here! Let's kick their asses!!
Revy: IT'S ALREADY OVER CELES!! Come on, we are going to a bar.
(Revy picks Mr. OWA Businessman who is in the fetal position and shaking. Revy toss him back into Godzilla's opening before closing the hatch, and making an awkward U-turn. 'Battle Without Honor or Humanity' by HOTEI plays and the Decapitated Godzilla float rides off into the sunset.)
Six-Woman Tag Match: Sweet Roxy, Jessica Rose, & Roni de Vil vs Natalie Cage, Roni Osborn, & Christie Sky of OWA's Odyssey
Melissa Flash: That match hasn’t even started yet but we just got word that something’s going on backstage!
(The camera changes to the backstage corridor where the two teams of tonight’s main event are exchanging fists. Sweet Roxy and Kayla Winters is is brawling with Natalie Cage, while Jessica Rose and Roni de Vil is brawling with Christie Sky and Roni Osborn)
Kat Ricci: What on earth!? This must be the fallout from last week’s episode of Odyssey! Kayla Winters appeared on their show for a little bit of payback against Natalie Cage! For the women of Odyssey they must’ve taken that personally! Love her or hate her, Natalie Cage is their champion! Now here they are! Fighting for the pride of their promotion!
Melissa Flash: Sweet Winters are unleashing hell upon Natalie Cage! She’s attempting to fight back, but they’re giving her no quarter! Wait! Someone just tackled Jessica from behind! It’s Persephone Bane from Odyssey! She’s unleashing hell on Jessica! They have a match next week!
Kat Ricci: Christie Sky is now taking it to Sweet Roxy! These two are going back and forth! Natalie has some breathing room...OMG KAYLA WINTERS JUST SPEARED NATALIE CAGE THROUGH THE CATERING TABLE!
Melissa Flash: If things are this intense, one could only think what’s going to happen next week at Trifecta!
(Madam Vega runs onto the scene with an army of refs, officials, and security guards. They do what they can do separate everyone from each other. Roni Osborn and Christie Sky are the first to back away as they head towards the parking lot, escorted by security. Meanwhile, officials are holding back kayla Winters and Natlie Cage who are both screaming for blood. The camera focuses on Kayla who gets her Lethal Angel Championship back from Roxy as the two look on as a furious Natalie Cage is dragged out of the arena.)